Dirk Strider

Dave's Bro in the post-Scratch universe. His name is unknown, but he is referred to by Jake as "mr strider." Nothing is known of his identity as of yet, other than the fact that he is elusive. He, like Jake and post-Scratch Mom, gave Jane a bunny for her thirteenth birthday, though he had to build it from scratch, unlike the others. It was HS 006029 ("...somewhat less innocuous") than the other two bunnies. He also has an auto-responder, an application designed to simulate DS's otherwise inimitably rad typing style, tone, cadence, personality, and substance of retort while he is away from the computer. The algorithms are guaranteed to be 96% indistinguishable from DS's native neurological responses, based on HS 6085 (some statistical analysis it basically just pulled out of its ass right now). Jake expresses frustration with it, but Jane seems to like it.

His chumhandle abbreviation is TT, short for timeausTestified, in line with the rule that post-scratch kids have the same chumhandle abbreviation as their corresponding pre-scratch kid's ectobiological sibling. This completes the set of chumhandles when added to GT, GG, and TG.

He appears to enjoy criticizing Jake's infatuation with the fictional character Neytiri, apparently referring to the character as "a gigantic shitty space furry." HS 6071

He uses the same color text that Davesprite uses, similarly to how Jane and Jake use the same colors as Nannasprite and Jadesprite, respectively. He also signed the book that he sent to Jane in orange pen.

It's confirmed that his name starts with the letter D, because he signed Jane's book "DS."

Trivia

 * He is the first male character to have the same two letters for Pesterchum initials.


 * His chumhandle is most likely a reference to Plato's dialogue Timaeus