Jake English

Jake English is a young man living on a pacific island - he is Jade's mysterious penpal. When an attempt was made to name him, it was revealed that, like Jane, already had a name located to his placronym on his thirteenth birthday. Not that it really matters though, as you would have probably just stuck him with some vulgar, childish moniker like HS 006019 ("Barfbreath Turdsmirk"). He signs some of his letters as J. He helped Jade work on John's present, providing the four weapons. He loves adventure and brawling, writes in a very peculiar fashion, and will meet John sometime in the future. He mentions in his letter that, while the bunny was his idea, someone else was "twisting his arm" to get him to make it.

He has access to a sendificator, and uses it to send the modified bunny to Jade, despite his residence in a universe entirely different from Jade's own.

He claimed to be Jade's grandson, and though it is yet to be revealed it is likely that in the post-scratched universe she is indeed his adoptive Grandmother. Jade believes him because she felt like she was "talking to family".





Trivia

 * His bedspread is covered with images of each Troll's Lusus.
 * He may or may not have an affiliation with . The obvious would be his name. On his shirt is an image that appears to be very similar to Lord English's head. As well as this, it is stated that 'you'd give your RIGHT LEG for a shot at desecrating THE SHIT out of some real life MYSTIC RUINS for their byzantine wares.' Lord English's right leg was not created when he was formed, and as such he does not have one. One of the posters on his wall, "The Time Traveling Demon", actually features Lord English himself. He has a few issues of The Incredible Hulk scattered on his bedroom floor, upon whom English's appearance is partially based. It is possible, however, that Jake and Lord English are in no way related, as it has been stated on 'Andrew's tumblr' that English influenced Alternian culture, and may have just done the same to the Post-Scratch version of Earth.
 * His title may be the Page of Hope, as both aspects are found in the last three sentences of his introduction.