Jane Egbert/Dubiously Canon

In Skaianet Systems Incorporated files
The files reveal that Jane was named after the Condesce's nemesis Calamity Jane. After arriving on Earth in 1910, Jane says goodbye to Jake Harley when he runs away from home in 1923. She later ends up meeting Stan Laurel while he's waiting to meet with HIC and attempts to flirt with him. In 1927, she goes to see "Putting Pants on Philip" with the Condesce, where she sees her laugh uncontrollably. The Condesce tells Jane that she wishes to meet with Oliver Hardy immediately, and Jane calls Laurel to come meet her with Hardy. Jane proceeds to continuously court Laurel over the years, and eventually begins an affair with her in 1933. In 1945, she meets with Laurel after his assassination of Adolf Hitler, and tells him that she wants to run away. However, he says he can't leave with her. She then asks to at least have his baby, and the two copulate on the couch. Afterwards, she permanently leaves the Crocker compound. She eventually gives birth to Dad and marries a businessman named Egbert.