Eridan Ampora

one day eri wwas wwalkin along all awwesome like normal wwhen all a sudden kar came up and said "ERI YOU ARE A FUCKASS BUT I LOVVE YOU ANYWWAY" and eri wwas all like cool an stuff an said "man thats reelly cool i like you too" an then all a sudden sol came in an he wwas all like "erii youre actually reelly awwe2ome and ii wwant you to be my kii2me2ii2 al2o fef dumped me" an eri wwas all like "sorry but i am so outta youre league" an then fef came up an said "eri youre actually reelly cool an i cant believve that i nevver realized )(oww cool you wwere before so LETS PL-EAS-E B-E MAT-ESRITS NOWW!" an eri wwas all like "sorry fef but i cant do that because i am so totally ovver you" an fef wwas all like "fuck i missed my c)(ance" an then she started glubbin an stuff an so eri wwas all "im sorry wwe can still be moirails" and fef wwas all "yea)( id like that YAY!" an then vvris came an wwas all "i miss wwhat wwe had lets 8e kismesises again!" an eri wwas all "ill think about it" an then all a sudden john came up to kar an wwas like "hey karkat lets go make out" an kar said "NO FUCK OFF IM WWITH ERI RIGHT NOWW AN I LIKE HIM BETTER THAN YOU AN I ALWWAYS WWILL SO FUCK OFF YOU MATESPRIT STEALER" an john wwas all "awwww shucks" then kar and eri started makin out in front a evverybody an eri wwas all surprised an shit an he wwas like "kar evverybody can wwitness the hotness" an kar wwas like "I DONT FUCKIN CARE WWHAT THEY THINK ALL I CARE ABOUT IS YOU FUCKASS" an then all a sudden the jade an rose humans ran ovver to evverybody an started hate snoggin an it wwas awwesome