User:Rick Solvad

Introduction Page
Your name is RICK SOLVAD. Your room is NOT VERY DECORATED, because you've always liked to KEEP THINGS NEAT AND SIMPLE. However, this does not stop you from LEAVING A MESSY PILE AROUND from time to time. Your room is where you spend 90% OF YOUR FREE TIME, mostly SITTING IN FRONT OF YOUR LAPTOP. When not in position at the seat of your rolling chair, you are IN YOUR BED, SLEEPING. Sometimes you like to humor your parents and EXIT THE ROOM TO WATCH TELIVISION WITH THEM, but otherwise you remain cooped up in your dim cave. you VALUE YOUR PRIVACY and get RIDICULOUSLY MAD if anyone violates it.

You consider yourself a DEVOUT AND ADAMANT CHRISTIAN, but you also believe you could be less of a hypocrite and actually UPHOLD CHRISTIAN VALUES or CONSULT WITH THE GOOD BOOK more often. You have a firm attachment to your homeland, RUSSIA, and the little decorations in your room usually consist of anything RELATED TO RUSSIA, such as empty vodka bottles or Russian and Soviet flags. As the stereotype goes for Russians, you are also a FIRM BELIEVER IN COMMUNISM, believing that it is the best way to ensure equality and tranquility for all people. Of course, you put your own CHRISTIAN TWIST on it, unlike the other Marxists and Leninists one might encounter, the majority of whom are atheist.

You are highly interested in MATHEMATICS AND SCIENCE, especially BIOLOGY and subsequently ECTOBIOLOGY. You consider that you would like to pursue a vocation in ENGINEERING or GENETICS, both of which driven by your desire to IMPROVE THE HUMAN RACE'S CHANCES OF SURVIVAL, whether it be in the face of the DETERIORATING STATE OF THE ENVIRONMENT, MOUNTING CONFLICTS ACROSS THE GLOBE, or the possibility of EXTRATERRESTRIAL INVASION. Today, May 18th, is your 18th birthday, and you choose to spend it like any other day: ONLINE, CHATTING WITH FRIENDS.

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Out of Character Info
I am a troll expert and will provide any edits I can to improve the quality of the pre- and post-scratch troll pages, and I may also help out in the Ancestors section if needed. I have some knowledge of the kids as well, but I do not generally pay as much attention to their pages as I do the trolls. My OCD compels me to correct any typos or misspellings I see in any page, and I will do so without hesitation.

My chumhandle on Pesterchum is the same as my character's: ignorantEgotist. If you are interested in roleplaying with me, please feel free to contact me.

WARNING: Some of my rps include fan characters interacting with canon trolls. Roleplayer discretion is advised.