Hiveswap achievements

In the Steam versions of Hiveswap and Hauntswitch, the player is able to get a number of achievements, many of which make reference to various tropes and jokes from Homestuck. The following is a comprehensive list of all the achievements, per act.

Story Achievements
'''OVER? BUT WE JUST STARTED!'''

Checked in with Jude.

Contact Jude for the first time by walkie-talkie.

IT WASN'T LOCKED

Ventured out into the hallway.

Leave Joey's room.

LIGHT WEAPONRY

Got your flashlight in working order.

Get batteries from the radio in the kitchen, and use them with Joey's flashlight.

STEP UP

Won your first STRIFE.

Complete the first STRIFE encounter.

NA NA NA NA, HEY YOU

Was Jude.

Be Jude.

THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM

Sent Joey what she needs.

Successfully send Joey the red and green marbles.

FEATHERY DOOFUS ACQUIRED

Acquired feathery doofus.

Complete the second STRIFE encounter, and retrieve Byers from the fridge.

WHY'S IT EVEN LOCKED

Seriously--who locks their attic?

Spin the globe and get the key to the attic.

SIGNATURE STYLE AND FLARE 

''Flare: yes. Style: questionable.''

Complete the fourth STRIFE encounter.

NOW WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE

But seriously what in the hell is going on in here

Make it to the attic.

ACCIDENTAL ASTRONAUT

''You're in space, apparently. Or at least, you were?''

Talk to Xefros again after you're told to look for Dammek.

S E R P E N T

Bypassed security.

Complete the first game of snake as Joey.

LET THE RUMPUS COMMENCE

Was Xefros.

Be Xefros.

THAT'S YOUR CUE

Geared up.

Unshelve Xefros' cuebat using the bent spoon.

TREAT TIME

Got those treats.

Successfully unlock the safe in Xefros' rumpus room, after obtaining the playbook and canned drink.

RUBBLE LEADER

Put the Grubble in rubble.

Blown up.

IT'S A LIVING

Made it to the living room...but at what cost?

Make it to Dammek's living room as Joey.

G R U B B _ _ S

Spelled it right.

Decipher Dammek's flavour of the week and complete the second game of Snake as Joey.

'''GOOD DEER. BEAST FRIEND.'''

Made an unexpected ally.

Use the Alternian bestiary and veterinary kit on Dammek's lusus. A reference to a very good dog.

INSUFFERABLE ZOOSMELL

Named your lusii.

Name both lusii. An obvious reference to a naming box gag

'''HEAL THE DEERCAT. BE THE RIDER'''

Ride Deercat to Xefros' aid.

SAVE XEFROS

Saved Xefros.

Save Xefros with the hover pad.

CELL YOU LATER

Finished HIVESWAP: ACT 1 with power to spare.

Complete Act 1 with the E battery from Grandpa's universal remote in your inventory.

BATTER LUCK NEXT TIME

Complete Act 1 without the E battery from Grandpa's universal remote in your inventory.

Missable Acheivements
DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM

Please.

Give the Bubsy poster some dog treats.

HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL

Took a ballet lesson from an unorthodox source.

Use the ballet shoes on the slinky up near the attic.

NO. THEY'RE YOURS NOW

The batteries are yours, and you're keeping them.

Try putting the E batteries back in Pa's universal remote.

THEY'RE STUFFED

Tried to treat the taxidermied.

Feed dog treats to the three taxidermied bear-ish creatures in the living room, the narwhal hidden in the basement, and both the deer and the lion head in the trophy room.

WHERE THEY BELONG

Tried to trash the POGS.

Throw the pogs in the trash, by the fridge in the kitchen.

MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?

No? How about this one?

Tap-dance and ballet at the dancers in the basement.

PERIOD-APPROPRIATE REFERENCES

This game is set in 1994.

Fax some pogs with the power back on, also by the fridge in the kitchen.

ACTIVITY RECORDED

Observed cultists.

Locate the mysterious figures out the hidden window in Jude's treehouse.

SEQUENCE BREAKER

Tried to get ahead of the game.

Try firing a flare at the evil-looking mansion out the same hidden window.

RED AND GREEN HERRING

Overthought it.

Fill a sack with two of the same marble.

THE LONG GONEBIRDS

Alas, Curses, and/or Farewell, as the case may be.

Examine Jude's bird cage after sending each pigeon out, including one last time during the final STRIFE sequence.

BIRDGEONIG TALENT

Carried a tune.

Use Byers on the piano and listen to his haunting refrain.

SURELY HE HAS SOME ADDITIONAL PURPOSE

Nope.

Use Byers on 30 different objects.

SERIOUSLY, DON'T EAT THE MUMMY

What is WRONG with you?

Throw some spice on the mummy hidden in the attic under a chair.

MELODIOUS CHIRPS AND TONGUE-CLICKS

Tell Xefros you're the nightmare squid god kind of alien.

CONVEXED

Held out for Bent Soup.

Use the bent spoon on the pile of bent spoons.

PLAYING WITH POWER

Refreshed your memory.

Use the cuebat with the pusher playbook.

VENT FRUSTRATION

Gave Byers some very important character development.

After crawling through the vent, send Byers back the way you came.

JUNIOR VETERINARIAN

Use the bowl of milk, dog treats, Alternian bestiary, and Alternian veterinary kit on Byers. The milk must be in the bowl to proc this achievement.

Other
BOROS

Picked up where you'll leave off.

There is currently no known way to obtain this achievement. It is speculated that it can only be gotten when a save file from Act 1 is carried over into later acts of Hiveswap, or possibly even Hauntswitch.