Kiddie Camper Handysash



The Kiddie Camper Handysash serves as a reward system for Sburb players of God Tier status. Boondollars are no longer recieved, sincethat shit is for babies now. Players recieve badges that are sown onto the sash, and seem to grant or improve natural abilities.

Achievement Badges
Achievement Badges are the special badges that are sewn onto the Sash. The exact method of earning them is unknown- the only one we have seen thus far was gained by leveling up, but as 'achievements' the others may require something special to unlock. The one known badge is the GIFT OF GAB, allowing players to engage in simple, direct dialouge with others, without requiring any gimmicks to facilitate communication. You don't need to type through a chat client, or talk to a sprite, or traverse through a memory in a dream bubble, or wander around in an interactive game enviroment, or any of that stuff. Similar to other forms of chat witnessed, the dialog enabled by the Badge has a -log, in this case a dialoglog. Interestingly, when conversing, an image of the player's respective Consort apears above their head in a manner similar to the chat bubbles shown over computers. Additionally, two consorts (John's and Dave's) were the image on the badge.

Trivia

 * This conversation between John and Jade is the first time we see Jade's Consorts, which may be blue echidnas.
 * The fact that the GIFT OF GAB badge is required for dialog implies that humanity is ordinarily mute. (And possibly all other Sburb playing species).