Pistolkind

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Pistolkind is a kind abstratus that is very briefly used by the MSPA ReaderHS 004391, as well as by Grandpa while his post-Scratch self, Jake, uses 2xPistolkind which consists of two pistols, one wielded in each hand. is seen wielding a pistol, suggesting if he in fact wields a specibus, it would be pistolkind. Calliope also uses this kind abstratus, along with wandkind. Interestingly, her pistolkind abstratus is comprised of half of the symbol for 2x pistolkind.

Twin M9 Berettas
These are the only weapons seen so far for Jake's specibus. They are Jake's weapons of choice, part of an arsenal inherited from his Grandma. They can be optionally equipped in either his Strife Specibus, his Tomb Raider Sexy Thighstrap Double Holster, or in his Strife Specibus equipped along with his Tomb Raider Sexy Thighstrap Holster.

MSPA Standard Issue Pistol
This is a weapon used by many MS Paint Characters and readers alike. It is a weapon traditionally associated with the Land of Stumps and Dismay, usually utilized in tandem with the tree stump.

Flintlock Pistols
An incredibly dangerous set of weapons that both Grandpa and Jade Harley have been shown using as young children. Both of the times their use resulted in the death of a cherished guardian. HS 3819 (This is exactly why babies should not be allowed) HS 4951 (to dual-wield flintlock pistols.)

White Magnum
This firearm belongs to Calliope. Its innocuous double is the White Wand.

It greatly resembles the gun used by, though it uses normal bullets rather than the cue ball bullet seen in [S] Cascade. Its holster in turn resembles the holster used by Scratch. They may be the same gun, although during A6I2, the magnum (said to be 's) and wand were separate objects.

Golden Pistols
Jake uses these pistols after spending some time in the void session. They are similar to his old pair, but gold, and with a slightly different shape. Their properties are currently unknown, although he seemed ready to fight off a skeletal basilisk with them. It should be noted that also wields similarly coloured weaponry.

This pair of golden pistols is a reference to the Nicolas Cage movie Face/Off, in which a similar pair were used by the main character, Castor Troy.

Flintlocks of Zillyhau
The Flintlocks of Zillyhau consist of one of the seven legendary weapon sets from cherubim folklore. Its namesake is the continent in which it was created. The pair is one of two of such weapon sets that consists of more than one weapon. Each was apparently hand crafted by the seniormost Artillery Hermit of the hallowed Schundermoist Caves, to be mounted in times of peace upon the Royal Burblemonk's personal Placard of Dwib.

Doc Scratch's Gun
The firearm that the enigmatic Doc Scatch holsters on his hip is an odd weapon. Instead of bullets, it fires a cue ball out of it's large barrel. Spades Slick shot and killed Snowman with this gun. It eventually found it's way into Andrew Hussie's ownership. He attempted to use it to defend himself from Lord English, but unfortunately it was out of ammunition.