Homestuck: Intermission

The Midnight Crew Intermission occurs between Acts 3 and 4 of Homestuck. It begins here, featuring the Midnight Crew as the protagonists.

Important events are listed below:
 * Spades Slick enters the mansion of The Felt's leader, Lord English.
 * Spades deploys his Battle Chest and find a back-up hat, 2 black Scottie dogs and multiple cards.
 * Spades retrieves his Crosbytop Computer from his Battle Chest and goes to mspaintadventures.com. It is revealed that the current adventure in his universe is Homestuck.
 * Spades contemplates his vendetta itinerary and heist map.
 * Clubs Deuce reports that he has captured Doze again.
 * Clubs is introduced.
 * Clubs 'interrogates' Doze by tapping him with a crook and swapping hats with him.
 * Itchy appears in a flash; swapping everyone’s hat and releasing Doze.
 * Doze attempts to escape but is re-captured by Clubs.
 * Spades 'accidentally' trips Itchy and beats him to death.
 * Die appears with a flash of light.
 * Clubs rifles through his Battledrobe finding several explosives, a cane, his back-up hat, 2 pieces of black licorice, and a copy of Black Inches.
 * Clubs ends up putting bombs underneath both his and Doze’s hats.
 * Diamond Droog is introduced.
 * Diamonds looks through his Brawlsoleum. It contains multiple back-up hats, back-up suits, and 2 red Swedish Fish
 * Trace punches Diamonds from the future.
 * Diamonds radios Clubs Trace’s future position and follows a path of blood upstairs.
 * Clubs ties up Doze once again using a Stretch Armstrong Doll and stores him in his Battledrobe.
 * Clubs flips the fuck out because his cane is revealed to be made out of a Bull Penis.
 * In an alternate timeline, Itchy cheats in a game of cards with Die.
 * Die inserts Itchy’s pin in his voodoo, and appears in front of Spades in a flash of light.
 * Spades "makes friends" with Die by clubbing him in the head.
 * Die uses one of his Midnight-Crew-shaped pins to travel to a timeline where Spades is dead.
 * Spades' earlier claim to have "made this town" turns out to be true, as Die ends up in a bluish-red desert wasteland. A pink planet (with a pink moon) and a green planet are visible in the sky.
 * Hearts Boxcar is introduced.
 * Hearts discovers that The Felt's safe is too big to tear out of the wall.
 * Hearts deduces that the clock faced safe can probably only be opened by manipulating the flow of time and decides to call Clubs to blow it up.
 * Hearts deploys his Wrathtub and calls Clubs, only to be interrupted by Biscuits.
 * Three different versions of Eggs appear to join Biscuits.
 * Clubs goes to where Diamonds instructed.
 * Upstairs, Diamonds finds a bullet-riddled room containing one of Fin’s teeth sitting near a pool of blood.
 * Fin attempts to punch Diamonds from the past, but Diamonds fights back; smacking and shooting Fin.
 * Die takes the spade pin out of the voodoo doll, ending up in front of Spades where he is promptly killed.
 * Spades places Die’s pin in the voodoo doll for good measure.
 * Clubs follows Diamonds and drops off Doze.
 * Trace finds Doze and, upon removing Doze’s hat, both are killed by a bomb placed by Clubs.
 * Fin, quickly losing blood, starts following Clubs. He attempts to kill Clubs but is worried that his current state will cause him to set off the C4 balanced on Club’s head.
 * Dozens of Eggs Biscuits are harassing Hearts while causing a time loop.
 * Clover watches Hearts’ current predicament from above.
 * Stitch watches as Eggs’ time loop causes the fabric of Lord English’s overcoat to tear.
 * Fin stumbles into Stitch's workshop and dies before Stitch can fix the corresponding effigy.
 * Clubs enters Stitch's workshop and ends up at gunpoint.
 * Diamonds flanks Stitch and kidnaps him; storing him in his Brawlsoleum.
 * Spades travels to a timeline in which Crowbar is still alive, and is currently fighting the Midnight Crew along with Sawbuck and Stitch.
 * Snowman is introduced, shooting stops temporarily and Spades' eye is injured by Snowman.