Kiddie Camper Handysash

The Kiddie Camper Handysash serves as a reward system for Sburb players of God Tier status. Boondollars are no longer received, since HS 6194 (that shit is for babies now). Players receive badges that are sown onto the sash, and seem to grant or improve natural abilities.

Achievement Badges
Achievement Badges are the special badges that are sewn onto the Sash. The exact method of earning them is unknown- the only one we have seen thus far was gained by levelling up, but as 'achievements' the others may require something special to unlock. The one known badge is the GIFT OF GAB, allowing players to engage in simple, direct dialogue with others, without requiring any gimmicks to facilitate communication. You don't need to type through a chat client, or talk to a Sprite, or traverse through a memory in a dream bubble, or wander around in an interactive game environment, or any of that stuff. Similar to other forms of chat witnessed, the dialogue enabled by the Badge has a -log, in this case a dialogue. Interestingly, when conversing, an image of the player's respective Consort appears above their head in a manner similar to the chat bubbles shown over computers. Additionally, two consorts (John's and Dave's) were the image on the badge.

Trivia

 * Because the GIFT OF GAB badge is required for dialogue, it may seem that the characters are ordinarily mute, however they are not. Andrew Hussie answered a question regarding it here.