Talk:Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text of Magical Frivolity and Practical Japery

"Also, Colonel Sassacre (AKA MARK TWAIN) used to own Bec (WHOSE NAME WAS HALLEY), but was shot and killed (BY GRANDPA HASS WHEN HE WAS A BABY. HE WAS DUEL WEILDING FLINTLOCK PISTOLS)."

While Colonel Sassacre was modeled and satirized off of Samuel Clemens (Twain), I do not believe they are to be one in the same. I think its just a running joke. The dog's name being Halley is just a further satirization of Clemens as he lived and died with the comet in view.

I also doubt the dog is Bec, as Bec has no facial features, and Halley also has the SB Laboratory crosshairs on him. This could mean that Halley is somehow Paradox Cloned to create an omnipotent being in the veil by the Authority Regulator in the Frog's Temple meteor.

Tmosupremo 07:21, May 24, 2010 (UTC)Tmosupremo