The Homestuck Epilogues: Candy, Epilogue Eight

Candy, Epilogue Eight is the eighth epilogue in the Candy narrative of The Homestuck Epilogues. It consists of chapters 39 to 40 of the Candy route.

Synopsis

 * Jade and Dave, halfway across the continent on a Karkat-given mission, find more shitty liberties. Dave wanders off on his own and discovers the ruins of the Oval Office, where a transportalizer takes him to a conscious hologram of Barack Obama. Obama talks about a lot of things which are simply amazing. Dave becomes Davebot and channels the powers of his Ultimate Self.
 * Alt!Calliope tells Aradia about the divine nature of this world, safely cordoned off within the black hole. She tells her about the Prince, illustrating his destructive potential through a metaphor about metatext. She declares her intention to consume Lord English’s body and absorb his essence, gaining the power to defeat the Prince.