The Homestuck Epilogues: Candy, Epilogue Three

Candy, Epilogue Three is the third epilogue in the Candy narrative of The Homestuck Epilogues. It consists of chapters 14 to 15 of the Candy route.

Synopsis

 * Dirk, unable or unwilling to live in a timeline so removed from the grand design of canon, takes his own life, deeming his death Just. This, in part, contributes to his rise to power in the Meat timeline.
 * At Dirk’s funeral, Roxy and Dave give eulogies. Rose is about to give hers when Gamzee takes the stage instead. Few can bear to listen to his speech. Dave has a natural emotional reaction to the circumstances, and John considers using his retcon powers only to find they no longer work. Roxy proposes to John.