Weird puzzle shit

This statement is used to refer the genre of game that MS Paint Adventures is. It is also a slight breaking of the fourth wall, as Problem Sleuth notifies to a Hysterical Dame on the phone that he's "Up to his neck in this Weird Puzzle Shit." and promptly hangs up. This statement may infer that Problem Sleuth has a half-consciousness that he's aware that this is all actually Weird Puzzle Shit and not just obstacles conveniently being placed in the way to impede his progress. Oddly enough, Hysterical Dame sympathizes with his need to address the Weird Puzzle Shit, and may understand what it is that he's talking about, or she just may have thought that while being in one of her slight fits of Hysterics.

Weird Puzzle Shit occurs constantly in MS Paint Adventures. It's why you play the game.