John's outfits

A suit that John Egbert finds in a package in his Dad's room, clearly intended as a birthday present to him. It is a very simple two-button suit, white in color, with a notched lapel, accompanied by a white shirt, black tie, and shiny black shoes. Though John wears this suit for a while, eventually he experiments with Alchemization and creates an array of new and more stylish outfits. He also finds a lab suit, exactly his size, mysteriously waiting for him in the Ectobiology Lab.

Green Slime Ghost Suit
John creates the Green Slime Ghost Suit by combining his Suit with his Green Slime Ghost Shirt in an && operation, costing him 3 Build Grist and 1 Shale. The suit very closely resembles the standard suit, except that the black tie is replaced with one in slime green and a Green Slime Ghost appears on the side in place of a pocket. He only wears it for a single page, though - it's pretty swanky, but he isn't completely satisfied with the wardrobe update yet.

Wise Guy Slime Suit
Now we're talking. John makes the Wise Guy Slime Suit by combining the Green Slime Ghost Suit with his Harry Anderson's "Wise Guy" book in another && operation, this time costing 1 Build Grist, 1 Shale, and 10 Tar. This time the suit bears the teal color of the "Wise Guy" book, the shirt is black, and the buttons, formerly in black, are now rendered in a nice contrasting white. The suit also seems to have a few tricks up its sleeves... literally - John accidentally ejects copious amounts of playing cards from the sleeves.

Junior Ectobiologist's Lab Suit
John discovers the Junior Ectobiologist's Lab Suit when he enters the Ectobiology Lab in The Veil. It consists of a slime green lab coat, a dark green shirt underneath and similar dark green pants, some snazzy yellow shoes, and a black belt with a Green Slime Ghost buckle. Surprisingly, it seems to be tailor-made to John's proportions, even though he has never visited the lab previously. It is possible that, through some Weird Time Shit, John may have created the suit at some point in the future and sent it back to the lab for his past self to find. The suit is quite similar to the lab coat that Rose's Mom always wears, suggesting that it could be a result of Alchemization with Mom's coat and another of John's outfits. Considering that Mom had visited the same lab previously, this is not entirely improbable. Karkat Vantas finds the outfit exceptionally distasteful and is sure to let John know it.