User:JakeMorph/Dubiously Canon

In Pesterquest
JakeMorph was stealing breadsticks from Olive Garden when he was caught by the MSPA Reader.

In The Homestuck Epilogues
Meat=After defeating Lord English, JakeMorph went on to be a subjugglator of unparalleled political power and comedic genius.
 * -|Candy=After the defeat of Lord English, fandom user JakeMorph grew up to be a limeblood of incredible psychic power and the disappointing ability to remember facts about webcomics and nothing else.