Hog

Pigs are the citizens of one of the four great kingdoms on the other side of the universe. Their general life involves cavorting in mud, eating Hog Slop, having low Pulchritude, and enjoying succulent Salted Melons. Pigs, having a well sense of communion, have an awkward Cleric who can cast an array of healing abilities.

Most of the political steam comes from Ace Dick's Quest of Spirit, stealing Salted Melons for the Pigs from the Weasels, who promptly Flip the Fuck Out.

The Pigs are aligned with Ace Dick and granted him a boon when he completed his Quest of Spirit, which allowed him to pass through the Pig bust.