Blacksmith

The blacksmith from Bard Quest is a jovial fellow. He will make you Bard Armor +5, but wants to know: plus five what? You can't afford the +5 Pulchritude, so that's out of the question. He will let you get away with +5 issues of your finest gay porn magazines, but warns you against repeating it. Asking for +5 Extra Large Dragon Corpse Satchels nets you a happy (but boring) end. Get a codpiece instead.