God Cat

The God Cat is the First Guardian of Earth in the post-scratch session. Not much is known about it, not even its name. Jane seems to know God Cat well as unreliable and mischievous, mentioning that "he's just as likely to rescue you from an explosion as he is to randomly teleport you across town, forcing you to call your dad and ask for a ride home, while you spend all day standing in some random field in the pouring rain while you wait hours for your dad to come and pick you up after he gets lost because he plugged the wrong place into google maps." It is possible these random transportations were also attempts to move her away from assassination attempts. It is possible that it is related to Jaspers (and therefore Mutie) in the same way Bec is related to Halley. Strangely, it has a green tongue, indicating a possibility of green innards along with all first guardians having green innards.