Mr. T Puppet

Mr. T Puppet was Bro Strider 's  first appeared in act 2, wearing a leather thong and handcuffed to a pantsless Chuck Norris. Dave explains this to be "like ten levels of irony removed from the original joke."

The Mr. T puppet also appeared in act 4 when Dave was combining various items together. He combined fetus in a jar with the Mr. T puppet to make foam fetus in a jar for 25 grist and 1 rust. This was described to be "Another backbreaking victory for science" and took part in weirding the underlings out using the "new freakshow entourage" along with other items created by Dave with the alchemiter.