Coffee gadget

The coffee gadget is an item from Homestuck. Its first appearance was inside the meteor, one year into the journey to the post-Scratch session. The coffee gadget appears to be a large grey pod with metal extensions. It is unknown how the gadget works, but Dave was able to obtain two cups of coffee by HS 6599 (bonking it repeatedly). The coffee gadget is also notorious for making unbelievably shitty coffee, yet Dave claims that the shittiness "makes it even more tempting". Rose also mentions the "unctuous film on the surface" the coffee is known to produce when HS 6602 (left to stand).