Dave Strider (post-scratch)


 * For the pre-Scratch version of this character, see Dave Strider.

Creator of the instant classic, "Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: The Moive" and owner of a big media empire.

His movie's, although originally a somewhat surreal slapstick style, became "veiled, near-subliminal protest pieces designed to expose the corporate tyranny slowly taking control of the world." This did not go unnoticed by the Batterwitch, who began a rather public conflict with the studios, going so far as to kill Donald Glover after an extremely touching Academy Award acceptance speech, for his role as Geromy. Stiller, playing the part of Sweet Bro, as well as Dirk's Bro himself eventually were taken down by Betty as well.

Consequently Dirk's Bro, like Roxy's Mom is deceased druing the events we observe, as suggested HS 6388 (here), possibly motivating Dirk and Roxy to learn about the game in the first place.

He also has a museum devoted to completely to the classical art of irony. Like his pre-scratch self, he owns Ben Stiller's glasses from the real life movie "Starsky and Hutch", although they were given to him by Stiller himself instead of John Egbert. He might have retained some memories from the pre-scratch session similar to the Sufferer from the Troll's universe, due to the fact that he had a brief obsession with the movie "Con Air", a movie that John was known to enjoy very much. Like Roxy Lalonde, Dirk believes his guardian to have been somewhat neglectful, although it doesn't seem to bother him. It should also be noted that he's also part of some order of "Martial Nobility" like a Knight.

Dirk's bro also patented the 3D JPEG artifacts, allowing him to make a fortune from simply manufacturing them, similar to the Artifact Grist that Dave learned to abuse. He then organized a manned mission to dispose of all the artifact items in the Sun, though a Sord..... appears in Dirk's room and an Unreal Air descends to the Earth's surface every now and then, sadly, not burning up in the atmosphere.