Hearts Boxcars

Hearts Boxcars is a member of the nefarious Midnight Crew.

Biography
Hearts Boxcars is a tall, brawny-looking member of the Midnight Crew. He is the tallest member, in fact, and like the other members, cast in a permanent type of shadow. As his name implies, he is the Hearts part of the crew's card based theme. He is depicted as the Crew's safecracker, often employing the tried-and-true method of simply ripping the safe's door off its hinges with his bare hands, which he attempts to do when invading the vault owned by The Felt. In Homestuck, he is the Hegemonic Brute from the Trolls' Sburb session. Initially, there were some difficulties becoming him.

Personality
Not much is known about Boxcars as far as his demeanor goes, other than he is more laid-back than his two more vulgar cohorts, Spades Slick and Diamonds Droog. He doesn't seem to mind going against their shadowy and dark toned theme to procure COLORFUL NIGERIAN ROBES for them to use if their abilities require it. The one thing that really sets off Boxcars is time travel, when used by Eggs and Biscuits.

Inventory
Like all the other crew members, Hearts carries 5 weapon slots and one inventory slot, which as expected, holds a deck of cards. All of the cards suffer from that pretty annoying glitch from problem sleuth. He can also talk into two of the cards (The 10 and the 4, of course), to make a radio device to communicate to other members. The other members can do this as well, but they actually use the radio aspect while Hearts talks into a couple of cards and it works anyway. The deck of cards in his inventory slot often turn into his Wrathtub, which will always have the same amount of basin capacity no matter how much wrath it actually has. In it, there are huge amounts of large cleaving and spear type weapons. His main weapon of choice, oddly enough, is a TV Antenna. As a nod to Problem Sleuth, Hearts carries two Wax Lips in his Backup Hat.

Abilities
Hearts Boxcars ALWAYS ROLLS BOXCARS. He can also consume large objects.

Note
While performing Hive Ragtime: FILL'EM WITH MIDNIGHT, Hearts Boxcars can pluck the shit out of a double bass.