Weasel

Weasels are the citizens of one of the four great kingdoms on the other side of the universe. Their general life involves Flipping the Fuck Out, spreading Weasel Snot, and eating Salted Melons. Weasels, well versed in the ways of Flipping the Fuck Out in battle, have an more diligent Warrior who uses his disciplined style of Flipping the Fuck Out to defeat opponents..

Most of the political steam comes from Pickle Inspectors's Quest of Spirit, stealing Elf Eggs for the Weasels from the Elves, who promptly cry Elf Tears.

The Weasels are aligned with Pickle Inspector and granted him a boon when he completed his Quest of Spirit, which allowed him to pass through the Weasel bust.