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I am relitivley new to this wiki and hope to find something to make edits over. (Right now anything that catches my interest is a locked template page.) For now, I'll just clutter my page with bullcrap about Sweet Jade and Hella John if no one minds.

= Jade =

Jade Harley is one of the two (four after Intermission Act 3) main characters in Sweet Jade and Hella John.

History
Jade was concieved during the invasion of Grand Highbuck Lalonde's cruise ship, formed from Katherine Harley/Sleepy Dogwoman and Adventure Dude (who's real name is unknown at this point). She and Jake were born as one hermaphrodidic person, which was then split by Rip's magic (as with John/Jane, Rose/Roxy, and Dave/Dirk, since the latter two were concieved at the same night and the former was still in Betty Crocker's womb). However, their parents didn't have time to raise a pair of twins, so SD gave them to their half-son Dick and forced Dick to retire from their pirate raids and into fatherhood. AD's opinion of the matter was... unknown.

Four years later, Jade was messing around with a model rocket when it flew over from the Harley's settled hometown in Arlen, Tx over to John's house in Washington. A conversation resulting from this as well as Katherine trying to assassinate John's father, Pop, convinced John and Pop to move to Arlen (Jane reacted with ignored surprize).

Several years after that is when the beginning of Sweet Jade and Hella John takes place. She and John decided to try out the collaborated Mario project (that was secretly a SBURB project) by Dave, Sollux, and a small underground Nintendo group that will probably later be described as "shadowy, rude, rehash-spamming Karkat haters."

Crconikals Duilogy
Jade, along with John, first appeared late into Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals. They were in chapter 9, "Wongfully Accused" [sic], where they act as the jury. After Lawyer Guy attacks Hecksing, they are not seen again until chapter 13, "Concussion" (meaning "conclusion"), where it's been revealed that she, John, and their gender-flipped "counterparts" Jude and Jean (her's and John's respectivley) have created and acted in a children's show. The intermission of the epilogue also mentions her getting married to John and having kids.

Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals elaborates on all of this greatly: She, John, and Rose were playing an MMORPG when Doc Scratch hacked into the game and killed all of their player avatars, as means to try to trick them into fighting him so that he can kill them before they find out about Scratch on their own and become heroes with good enough plans to stop him... or something like that. The trio, plus Dave, Dirk, Roxy, Jane, and Jake, make up a small group that called themselves "the Housestucks."

496 Reasons Why Multidating is More Complicated than it Seems
As with every human kid except Rose (counting offshoots), Jade does not formally appear in the prologue until Act Three. Her first appearance is her saving John from the premature meteor strike by making a somewhat elaborate plan to take him all the way through to Rose's house, crossing many landmarks in the United States and referencing a few of my other, mostly non-Homestuck fan fics like a possibly-unpublished-by-then chapter of Total Zeksmit Plains (even though TZP takes place in Canada) and Movie Day (which also probably takes place in Canada).

Shortly after this, Momsprite tells her, John, and Rose about the basic stepping stones of SBURB in order to reach the overarching goal. Everything of note she does after is offscreen, but it is revealed that her new planet, unlike the other planets which stayed the same, is Land of Frost and Mounds, to fit the new switches around in the multiverse. She and Dave do nothing therafter aside from using their dreamselves to take John's still-sleeping dreamself to prepare for the ~6 year trip. (Rose's has already been synchronized with her waking version, the same way Dirk's is.)

Trivia

 * There are obvious parallels between her and the other three in her group and the four pre-scratch kids in Homestuck canon. In her case, she takes in the place with Rose. They even share the same patron troll (Kanaya), who is suspiciously but coincidentally (patrons were determined by the pre-nuke survivors in the Shipping Intermission, barring Elitaa) the only one who is a patron troll in both stories.
 * She, along with John, Good Yoshi, and Hank Hill, are the only characters who have appeared in all four major acts within the Mario Intermission. If you count the fan fic, she also appeared in the Shipping Intermission. If you also merge alter-egoes such as counterparts, then Jade and John have both appeared in every act and subact of the series, and are the only two characters to do so.
 * She (and her alter-egos) is/are the only female characters out of the main four protagonists to have not yet been kicked in the groin. Given her personality, it's only a matter of time.
 * She is the only kid so far to die twice. John has died once, and that's it.

= Dave =

Dave is the worst character in Sweet Jade and Hella John by a light year. And that's a pretty big contest. You guys won't see it until about a few hours but in today's update I'm gonna reveal that he changed his hairstyle to match a supporing character from a children's show because he's kind of weird like that. And it's a girl's hairstyle he's "coincidentally" riffing on, too. The western equivilant of dead Aradia Megido, in fact.

He also dressed up in Andrew Hussie's sepulchritude outfit upon turning into a vampire. And his current outfit is a copy of Sasuke Uchiha's outfit.

History
He started off as a spotlight stealing guy who I was kinda projecting myself into before I did like what I did to Ezekiel in a Total Drama fan fic and turned him into a villain. Also like Ezekiel, I'm working on another fan fic where he is not overly stupididly evil, but will still kinda be a slapstick magnet.

Any questions?

In My Other Fan Fics
In Attack of the Killer Time Beetles, Dave will kiss his own sister. This is also the fan fic I was talking about where he will be the slapstick magnet, but so far that's not how it's turning out.

In Hotel HAUNTED, he will kiss his own mother.

Guess what happens in Stridercest Vs Birdmen?

In Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals he's the slapstick magnet. Again.

In Kids Fit the Trolls he's kind of the main character but at the same time he isn't. Whenever someone calls him a cock he will make rooster noises.

= My Fantrolls =

I have made three fantrolls throughout my fan fiction planning, and they are all unlikable, moronic jokes that I would never use for trollsona purposes. They will all die horribly within their main fan fics.

BEWARNED: Each fantroll is more horrific than the last. And I do seriously mean that.
 * Elitaa Sinois (SJAHJ): Lisa Simpson, but five years older and in troll form. She has chartreuse blood.
 * Puerco Sinois (SJAHJ): This chick is so 1D she makes Elitaa look like canon Dave or canon Karkat. She's a reference to the video series Bart the General.
 * Bororo Sierda (496): Okay this one has a bigger effect on the plot of her respective fan fic, but it's in the "plot device" way. Either way, I'm going to go into a little more depth. An indigo blood with a magic cueball that is in love with Gamzee. She lives in the pre-scratch troll session and is the Lord of Heart, and also the cause of a huge chunk of the fic's problems. She dies horrifically towards the end of the prologue when the Tumor explodes on her and the green sun burns her in a Just death. Why did I bring up the fact that it was a Just death? Well, part of the reason why she was able to bring misery through four sessions was because she went God-tier.

= Tests =