GardenGnostic

GardenGnostic is a chum of John Egbert. She is most likely a female, and might or might not be emotionally interested in him. She is evidently not a gamer, and seems not to have much interest in sburb. She is very excitable, and loves to plaster her pesterings to John with large amounts of exclamation points and smiley faces.

GG sent John a green package, which he has thus far been unable to open.