User:HOPELESSS0UL

If this statement is false, then a green cheese does equal five. Validate the next statement: This statement is false. If it is false it is true, but if it is true it is false, but if it is false it is true, but if it is true it is false, but if it is false it is true, but if it is true it is false, but if it is false it is true, but if it is true it is false, but if it is false it is true, but if it is true it is false, but if it is false it is true and it is false and true yet neither yet both.

Greetings. I am HOPELESSS0UL. I typically do not edit things, unless I feel that something should be added, such as some trivia or an extra fact.

I am a grammar Nazi, and if one does not use proper grammar, I shall shove their excrement releasing mechanism so far down their throat, when they excrete they will sing a vocal version of Beethoven's best works.

Root beer is my lifeblood, and I love paradoxes. For instance,

If an immortal man makes a ship of 100 planks, and each year he replaces one plank, after 100 years, he will have replaced every plank. Now suppose he constructs another ship out of the other planks. Is this ship the new ship or the old ship?

Suppose we call the ship made of the new planks X, and the one made with old planks Y.

If X is the new ship, then it was made after Y, but it wasn't, so it is the old ship. If Y is the new ship,it has newer planks, but it doesn't, so it's the old ship.

Thus, paradox.