Warhammer of Zillyhoo

Problem Sleuth
The Warhammer of Zillyhoo is a non canon item found in Problem Sleuth extra number 25. When Zombie Ace Dick transforms into Gummie Worm Zombie Ace Dick, Candy Corn Vampire Problem Sleuth becomes angered by ZAD's Truffle Shuffle-ing about. To defeat this foe, PS summons the Warhammer of Zillyhoo, a magical hammer with a name that is just as ridiculous as it looks.

It was "Forged in fire by the smiths of Pipplemop, commissioned by the sage Lord of the Wozzinjay Fiefdom in the Realm of the Snargly Fruzmigbubbins."

PS is overcome by the Warhammer's beauty, and he and ZAD collapse crying in each others arms because of how beautiful it is.

Homestuck
The Warhammer of Zillyhoo has also appeared in Homestuck under hammerkind. Gamzee appears to have the Warhammer of Zillyhoo in his jokerkind specibus and John has also obtained this weapon, after the bunny hugens it for his use. It is speculated that the "Zillyhoo" the weapon's name refers to may in fact be Gamzee's ancestor, the unnamed Subjugglator.



The warhammer's beauty dazzled the Warweary Villein, the Courtyard Droll, and Karkat Vantas, John and Gamzee showing themselves to be the only ones who are not too overcome to wield it. The majesty of the hammer was such that John felt compelled to its name in a light, tenor gregorian chant towards a (imaginary) cathedral window.

Its cost is listed at HS 5578 (1 ZILLION) Grist of an unnamed type, however this may also be interpreted as a single unit of "Zillion" Grist, a pun on the hammer's name.

It is unclear whether John still possesses the warhammer after being slain by Jack Noir and resurrected. He was prepared to use it against Jack, but was incapacitated before he could get a chance to demonstrate its might.