Nicolas Cage

Nicolas Cage is an American actor who played the lead role, ex-convict Cameron Poe, in Con Air, the movie that provided us with the Most Important Bunny Scene ever, which in turn became a part of some Weird Time Shit. He is John's favorite actor (and Vriska's, apparently). Most notably, John briefly dresses like Cameron during an air guitar solo during HS 003831 (the most epic scene in the entirety of Homestuck). Incidentally, John had wished he had a dirty wifebeater prior to said scene.

He has been called a HS 4687 (street tough maverick with nothing to lose). He was thought to have been killed in the meteor strike on Earth, although reveals that he had, in fact, ascended to the God Tiers before the apocalypse, fulfilling his role as the Nick of Time. Vriska has made a shrine in his honor. It is unknown if John acknowledges his love of chocolate cake.

The end of the Flash on HS 6273 ([S][A6I1] Karkat: Mental breakdown) contains an HS darkcage (Easter Egg) showing the first appearance of "", where he appears to be displaying a green skull, with a rainbow pattern near his chin. Later at the end of HS 6927 ([S] Terry: Fast forward to Liv.), Dark Cage HS darkcage2 (re-appears), revealing his plan to give us all a boner.