Linear Timeline

Work in progress! Currently updated with timelines through acts 1-4, gradually adding act 5.

This page presents the events of Homestuck in order from the character's point of view, time shenanigans and all.

A note on notation: denotes a flash page and [Mem] denotes a flashback or a dream bubble memory.

John
(HS 3790–HS 3791),(HS 3803–HS 3805),HS 3840[S],HS 3783,HS 4526

Be created in the Ectobiology Lab and sent to Earth (1996/04/13).

(HS 4605–HS 4606),(HS 5781–HS 5782)[Mem],(HS 2899–HS 2900),HS 3425,(HS 3428–HS 3429)

Talk to Kanaya, Vriska, Jade, Karkat, and Terezi, all around 2008/12/01.

(HS 1901–HS 1946),(HS 1947–HS 1982–HS 1990–HS 2001),(HS 2002–HS 2032),(HS 3560–HS 3562)

2009/04/13: Explore interests, retrieve mail, engage in sylladex shenanigans.

(HS 2033–HS 2037–HS 2074),(HS 2075–HS 2086–HS 2113),HS 2123,(HS 2140–HS 2146)

Launch Sburb, trigger Cruxtruder countdown, and eventually enter the Medium.

(HS 2150–HS 2153–HS 2170),(HS 2175–HS 2194),(HS 2234–HS 2236),(HS 2285–HS 2287),(HS 2291–HS 2293),HS 2297,(HS 2300–HS 2311)

Be commanded by WV, talk with Rose, track down and defeat an imp.

(HS 2316–HS 2331),(HS 2334–HS 2338),(HS 2371–HS 2390),(HS 2393–HS 2408),(HS 2414–HS 2421)

Talk to Nannasprite, adjure WV's commands, and battle imps.

(HS 2423–HS 2439),(HS 2442–HS 2461),(HS 2514–HS 2522),(HS 2527–HS 2540)

Experiment with Punch Designix.

(HS 2541–HS 2544),HS 2551,HS 2973

See Skaia briefly.

(HS 2552–HS 2563),(HS 2779–HS 2785),(HS 2808–HS 2810),(HS 2846–HS 2849),(HS 2863–HS 2879)

Defeat ogres, enter dad's room, and experience a mental breakdown.

HS 2889,HS 2901,(HS 2903–HS 2904),(HS 2922–HS 2925),(HS 2952–HS 2969),HS 2981,HS 3049

Be psychoanalyzed by Rose, alchemize, and enter first gate

HS 3258[S],(HS 3317–HS 3329),(HS 3291–HS 3292),(HS 3294–HS 3295),HS 3423

Explore the Land of Wind and Shade under PM's guidance; talk to Jade, Karkat, and Rose.

(HS 3334–HS 3335),(HS 3363–HS 3372),(HS 3384–HS 3390),HS 3446

Be saved by Grandpa, discover shaving cream is flammable, carve pyxis tablet

(HS 3478–HS 3481),(HS 3497–HS 3507),(HS 3533–HS 3537)

Listen to Terezi.

(HS 3546–HS 3549),HS 3552,(HS 3563–HS 3567)

Listen to Dave (flashback is to HS 3560–HS 3562).

(HS 3583–HS 3595),(HS 3605–HS 3614),(HS 3637–HS 3640)

Visit LOLAR, take bunny.

(HS 3650–HS 3653),(HS 3660–HS 3676),(HS 3765–HS 3794),(HS 3803–HS 3807),(HS 3829–HS 3831[S])

Transportalize from LOLAR to lab in veil and ectobiologize. Reunite with loving wife and daughter, much to Karkat's chagrin.

HS 3840

Send paradox clones to meteors, wake up on battlefield Skaia.

(HS 3866–HS 3869),(HS 4530–HS 4532)

Sleeping body saved from Reckoning by AR, lands on LOWAS.

(HS 3846–HS 3847),(HS 3852–HS 3862),HS 3869,(HS 3882–HS 3887),(HS 4538–HS 4549)

Dream self: recover ring, receive package, reunite with Dad (almost!)

(HS 4553–HS 4555),(HS 4561–HS 4563),(HS 4564–HS 4582)

Get server disc and return home under Vriska's guidance. Get updated on current events by Rose.

(HS 4623–HS 4625),(HS 4632–HS 4637),(HS 4684–HS 4685),HS 4688,HS 4690

Continue following Vriska's plans, wire Dave a boonbuck, behold Karkat's shipping chart.

(HS 4693–HS 4702),(HS 4758–HS 4768),(HS 4777–HS 4780),(HS 4787–HS 4790),HS 4804,HS 4827

Be Jade's server player, get pranked by Nanna, and ask Rose about prototyping, but Vriska puts you to sleep before you do anything.

(HS 4848–HS 4851),(HS 4815–HS 4827–HS 4841),(HS 4852–HS 4863)

Wake up lost and confused in a sea of fire, get briefed by Rose and Karkat while WV politely commands.

(HS 4869–HS 4884)

Find out about Vriska's plans, do the windy thing (with Vriska and WV's encouragement).

(HS 4975–HS 4979–HS 4987)

Seek quest bed, rise up as god tier (with help from Vriska and Jack).

HS 5097,(HS 5293–HS 5314),(HS 5315–HS 5322)

Find Dad's wallet, go joyriding with WV, talk to Jade and Karkat.

(HS 5362–HS 5368),(HS 5372–HS 5375),(HS 5393–HS 5399)

Crash car, have a feelings jam with Vriska, drill for the Tumor.

(HS 5559–HS 5590)

Locate Tumor (with 10:25 remaining); send CD, Liv Tyler, and WV (with your only computing device) on a mission to deliver it to Derse.

(HS 5591–HS 5595–HS 5596)

Approach grimdarkness, run into Rose, and find Dad murdered by Jack, who subsequently sucker-stabs you.

HS 5750,HS 5753,(HS 5754–HS 5758),HS 5770,(HS 5764–HS 5765)

Come back to life (explained by Doc in HS 5688–HS 5694), read Vriska's messages on Rose's computer (see HS 5594,HS 5749–HS 5759), revive Rose, try to contact Vriska but get Karkat instead.

(HS 5766–HS 5772),(HS 4527–HS 4528),(HS 5691–HS 5693)

Fly to LOHAC under Karkat's instruction, experience an awkward first conversation, and prepare to cause scratch.

HS 6009[S]

Cause scratch, fight monsters, be transported onto god tier Jade's ship as she absconds.

At the end of Year 3, you stick your hand into the intangible Sburb logo HS 8008 and take a strange journey through canonspace. You zap in on Dave laughing hysterically to himself. HS 8213 You talk to Dave for the first time in person. HS 8215 You escape Jade. You zap to LOFAF in time to watch Jane kill Karkat HS 8230 and resurrect him. HS 8237 You clear out the crappy artifacts from LOLAR HS 8257 and chat with Rose and Terezi. HS 8262 Weird plot shit happens. HS 8285 You meet Roxy in her cell HS 8350 and tell her about the Life Ring. HS 8359 You return to the Prospitian Battleship to look for the Ring. HS 8370 You get caught up in Caliborn’s Homosuck comic. HS 8383

Doomed John
(HS 3538–HS 3540)

Branch off the Alpha timeline by following Terezi's advice to seek Typheus. Die.

(HS 5781–HS 5785),(HS 5805–HS 5825),(HS 5849–HS 5853)

Go on dream bubble d8 with Vriska.

Rose
(HS 3790–HS 3791),HS 3803,(HS 3829–HS 3831), HS 3840[S],HS 3779,HS 3782,HS 3785

Be created on the Ectobiology Lab and sent to Earth 1995/12/04. Travel with Mom 1996/04/13

(HS 2829–HS 2830),(HS 2835–HS 2836),(HS 2837–HS 2838[S])

2000/09/07 Hear Jasper's stunning secret, have corpse party a few weeks later.

(HS 5776–HS 5779)[Mem] Analyze Dave's dream.

(HS 4609–HS 4610),(HS 2990–HS 2994),(HS 2341–HS 2342)

2008/12/04 Receive John's present, talk to Kanaya and Jade.

HS 2233,HS 1963,HS 2738, (HS 2035–HS 2113)

2009/04/13 Pester everyone, be John's server player until losing Internet connection.

(HS 2114–HS 2122),(HS 2124–HS 2146)

Explore interests, make way to observatory, reconnect, save John.

(HS 2156–HS 2170),(HS 2172–HS 2190)

Be John's server player until losing battery power.

(HS 2195–HS 2208),(HS 2258–HS 2280),(HS 2288–HS 2290),(HS 2294–HS 2296),(HS 2298–HS 2299),(HS 2312–HS 2315)

Make way to backup generator, reconnect.

(HS 2319–HS 2333),HS 2340,(HS 2370–HS 2386),HS 2391,(HS 2405–HS 2408),(HS 2410–HS 2422),(HS 2432–HS 2441),HS 2451,(HS 2515–HS 2516),(HS 2520–HS 2526),(HS 2536–HS 2550)

Be John's server player until losing generator power.

HS 2657,(HS 2739–HS 2740),(HS 2746–HS 2750),(HS 2760–HS 2769),(HS 2772–HS 2779–HS 2780),(HS 2803–HS 2807),(HS 2826–HS 2841)

Make way to lab, find Mutie, reconnect, save John, and escapalize back to house.

(HS 2884–HS 2888),(HS 2902–HS 2904),(HS 2922–HS 2925),HS 2981,(HS 2988–HS 2989),(HS 3048–HS 3049)

Build up John's house, enter Medium with Dave's help.

HS 3307,(HS 3330–HS 3333),(HS 3391–HS 3399),(HS 3423–HS 3424),(HS 3299–HS 3302),(HS 3438–HS 3442)

Explore the Land of Light and Rain under WQ's supervision.

HS 3418,(HS 3482–HS 3488),(HS 3490–HS 3492),(HS 3523–HS 3530),(HS 3553–HS 3556),(HS 3590–HS 3594)

Battle imps and ogre, talk to everyone (HS 4616 for Kanaya's attached text file), fall asleep in knit pile, absorbing some memories from a doomed self (HS 3543).

HS 3568,(HS 3596–HS 3604),(HS 3620–HS 3622),(HS 3641–HS 3643)

Wake up on Derse and jam with Dave before returning to LOLAR to try and catch John.

(HS 3646–HS 3649),(HS 3653–HS 3654),(HS 3702–HS 3716),(HS 3756–HS 3758),HS 3838,HS 3840,HS 3842,(HS 4618–HS 4619)

Meet Casey. Alchemize, aggrieve malefactors, and annihilate first gate.

Destroying the gate is only the beginning of your new strategy, as you tell Kanaya (HS 4621–HS 4622) and John HS 4582. Your next step is investigating the turtle temple (HS 4583–HS 4591), which worries Kanaya HS 4592,(HS 4626–HS 4631). Other trolls also take an interest. You blow up Eridan's computer (HS 4703–HS 4706), listen to Aradia's warning (HS 4707–HS 4709), and set up Nepeta with Jaspersprite (HS 4711–HS 4716).

Later on, you have a crystal ball, which lets you warn John about his burning planet (HS 4801–HS 4804) and serves as a nice scene transition device (HS 4813–HS 4814). You brief John (HS 4821–HS 4824) and Dave (HS 4936–HS 4944) on your plan to deliver the Tumor to the Green Sun. Kanaya is not so happy with this plan (HS 4945–HS 4947).

You travel to LOHAC, where you see John's ascension to god tier HS 4987[S], give Jade the code for the crystal ball, and talk with Doc Scratch HS 5099. He tells you to look into the cue ball (HS 5526–HS 5532), which tells you to answer Jade (HS 5533–HS 5535), who tells you about Mom and suggests you ask the cue ball about the Horrorterrors (HS 5536–HS 5539).

This culminates in you going grimdark (HS 5201–HS 5202),(HS 5542–HS 5547) and traveling to Skaia to seek revenge HS 5595. You find John first, though, and your encounter with Jack does not go well for either of you HS 5596,(HS 5678–HS 5688),HS 5696,HS 5750.

John revives you HS 5770,HS 5768, and you wake up on Derse HS 5768 and meet up with Dave HS 5769,HS 5772, who is also down to one life. After he detaches Derse's moon for the bombing run, you knock him out and steal the suicide mission for yourself (and Liv Tyler). This is revealed when you pass through his dream bubble (HS 5775–HS 5780),(HS 5796–HS 5804), but this conversation is cut short by DD (HS 5837–HS 5840).

You and/or Dave kill DD and together proceed to deploy the Tumor, which turns out to create the Green Sun rather than destroy it. In the process, you ascend to god tier and finally meet up with Aradia and Sollux HS 6009[S].

At some point during Year 3, you try and fail to auspistice between Gamzee and Terezi. HS 8711

At the end of Year 3, you and the Meteor crew arrive at LOTAK. HS 8123 Jade teleports you to LOMAX HS 8131 and you hang out with John. HS 8263 Jade teleports you to LOLAR. Kanaya and Dave try to contact you. You commiserate with Terezi HS 8249 and steal her shades. HS 8252 John appears and chats with you. HS 8262 You contemplate your navel HS 8310 and chat with Kanaya. HS 8311 Dave calls you to LOFAF. HS 8555 You arrive and find Roxy. HS 8637 You rescue Roxy HS 8655 at Dirk’s urging. You witness Gamzee’s beatdown of Terezi HS 8709 and intervene. HS 8730

Dave
(HS 3790–HS 3791),HS 3803,(HS 3806–HS 3807),HS 3840[S],HS 3775,(HS 3778–HS 3779)

Be created in the Ectobiology Lab and sent to Earth 1995/12/03. Stick around to meet Bro the next day.

Bro raises you using his ninja skills (HS 4662–HS 4670). Before the game even starts, a couple trolls pester you: Aradia (HS 5379–HS 5382)[Mem], Terezi HS 4672, and Gamzee (HS 5927–HS 5931). You also have weird dreams, which Rose psychoanalyzes (HS 5775–HS 5779)[Mem].

(HS 2994–HS 2999)

2008/12/03 Receive John's present, talk to Tavros.

HS 2729

2009/04/12 Send Jade some fresh beats

(HS 2209–HS 2224),HS 1935,HS 1939,(HS 2225–HS 2227),(HS 2232–HS 2233),(HS 2237–HS 2257)

2009/04/13 Explore interests, accidentally impale crow carrying Sburb discs.

(HS 2281–HS 2284),HS 2010,HS 2104,HS 2187,HS 2194

Pester John until he suggests you get Bro's copy of the beta.

(HS 2343–HS 2344–HS 2354),HS 2286,(HS 2355–HS 2369),(HS 2462–HS 2511),HS 2437

Enter living room, engage in sylladex shenanigans, enrobe in puppet pelvis.

(HS 2512–HS 2513),(HS 2564–HS 2565),HS 2657,HS 2736,HS 2771,(HS 2970–HS 2972)

Ascend to top of building to fight Bro.

(HS 2982–HS 2987),(HS 3048–HS 3049)

Get Bro's beta, help Rose enter the Medium.

HS 3293,(HS 3299–HS 3302),(HS 3336–HS 3344),(HS 3347–HS 3349),(HS 3404–HS 3422),(HS 3457–HS 3477),(HS 3488–HS 3489),(HS 3494–HS 3495)

Upgrade Alchemiter with Jade, talk to Kanaya and Tavros, prepare to enter Medium.

HS 3528,(HS 3531–HS 3532),HS 3840

Enter Medium with Bro's help.

(HS 3545–HS 3551),(HS 3558–HS 3559),HS 3566,(HS 3591–HS 3595)

Meet doomed Dave/Davesprite and talk to John. Snoop on Rose.

(HS 3599–HS 3604),(HS 3620–HS 3622),(HS 3641–HS 3642),HS 3655

Wake up on Derse.

(HS 3720–HS 3747)

Wake up again on LOHAC and alchemize.

(HS 3748–HS 3758),(HS 3761–HS 3764),(HS 3834–HS 3835)

Copy Rose's MEOW book, then discover dead Dave who tried to stop DD from stealing it. Start talking to Terezi.

(HS 3839–HS 3840)

Enter first gate; descend to Land of Heat and Clockwork.

Some time later, your partnership with Terezi has landed you in hot water, but your future self tells you she's cool (HS 4673–HS 4683). Other trolls contact you as well. Karkat tells you to step off and presents his shipping chart HS 4689,HS 4690, and you interject in a GG c3< PCG/FCG memo HS 4752. Inside the crocodile temple, you send Gamzee a link to an OCP music video (HS 4717–HS 4718), listen to Equius's disturbing poetry while you break off Caledfwlch (HS 4724–HS 4729), and get further instructions from Terezi (HS 4732–HS 4734). You have one last chat with Davesprite before Vriska puts you to sleep (HS 4735–HS 4740).

On Derse, you remove your shades and see the horrorterrors in the void HS 4748, then visit Rose and snoop around her room (HS 4809–HS 4812),(HS 4885–HS 4887).

Meanwhile, an alligator has stolen your glasses (HS 4807–HS 4808). Jade wakes you during her teleportation gunfight HS 4901, and Rose gives you the lowdown on the Horrorterrors and the Green Sun mission (HS 4934–HS 4944).

Some time later/earlier, you go back in time and change into the Felt Duds (which was previously unaffordable HS 3735) as part of your LOHACSE manipulation. After John's ascension HS 4987, you pester Terezi again, who lays out her coin flip plan (referenced in HS 4993–HS 4994).

After yet more time loops, you change into a baseball shirt and go back in time. You funnel John's boonbuck HS 4637 into your investment scams and make a goddamn killing in the LOHACSE (HS 4638–HS 4641). At the appropriate time, you wire the money to Terezi HS 4642 and reassure your past self that Terezi is cool (HS 4675–HS 4676).

Later, you find Bro, who has been killed by Jack. Terezi contacts you from fairly late in her timeline and you end up talking about Vriska and justice while AR commands you (HS 5597–HS 5613). An earlier Terezi walks you through the coin flip plan, but you can't go through with it (HS 4989–HS 4998). A distraught Jade messages you afterwards, and you two talk HS 5401.

You end up on LOFAF and talk with Jade before heading home to take over as Jade's server player HS 4901[S],(HS 4924–HS 4932),(HS 5041–HS 5042),(HS 5210–HS 5213). You help out with frog breeding (referenced by Karkat in HS 5769) until you die in a fight with Jack (top banner HS 5759–HS 5770). Jade revives you HS 5770.

Waking up on Derse, you meet up with Rose HS 5772. Jadesprite teleports you Davesprite's repaired Caledfwlch, which you break and use to detach the moon for what you thought to be your suicide mission. However, Rose knocks you out and steals it, which you discover only when she passes through your dream bubble (HS 5775–HS 5780),(HS 5796–HS 5804). DD stabs your Dream-dream self; you wake up and give chase (HS 5837–HS 5843).

You and/or Rose kill DD and together proceed to deploy the Tumor, which turns out to create the Green Sun rather than destroy it. In the process, you ascend to god tier and finally meet up with Aradia and Sollux HS 6009[S].

At the end of Year 3, you and the Meteor crew arrive at LOTAK. HS 8123 Jade teleports you to LOMAX HS 8131 and you hang out with John. HS 8263 Jade teleports you to LOHAC. You contact Kanaya HS 8181 and Karkat. HS 8180 You try to contact Rose. You reminisce and talk to yourself. HS 8202 John zaps in and catches you laughing hysterically. HS 8213 You talk to John for the first time in person. HS 8215 Jade shows up and instructs you to upgrade your sword. HS 8217 Jade trains you and you squabble with her. HS 8283 Jade tries to kill the Mayor but you save him. HS 8288 Dirk tries to contact you. HS 8296 Karkat calls you for assistance. HS 8522 You bid goodbye to the Mayor and call Rose for assistance. HS 8553 You witness Jake’s hopesplosion and find Jade’s corpse. HS 8585 You note Jane’s hotness. HS 8595 Bec Noir and PM steal Jade’s corpse from you, HS 8612 and you give chase. HS 8631

Davesprite
You branch off the alpha timeline when John takes Terezi's advice to seek out his denizen (HS 3539–HS 3540). With John dead and Jade unable to enter (presumed dead), you and doomed Rose spend a couple months gathering information and leveling up before you go back in time to warn John (HS 3541–HS 3544).

You do this, then prototype yourself, becoming Davesprite (HS 3548–HS 3551). You tell Terezi to lay off John HS 3557, chill with Dave (HS 3558–HS 3559), and talk with John, who is looking for the "real Dave" HS 3592. You give him the code for Haphaestus's hammer HS 3640, which you'd acquired via captcharoid (see HS 3741,HS 5844). Finally, you talk with Rose HS 3758 and Dave HS 3761 about the significance of her MEOW journal.

Some time passes, and Dave summons you from the pendant when he's about to sleep in the crocodile temple (HS 4735–HS 4740). After a round of Defense of the Dave, you make your way to LOWAS where you join Bro in fighting Jack (HS 4784–HS 4786),(HS 4791–HS 4796) until he gains Bec's form HS 4827[S] and defeats the both of you.

After spending some time in the pendant HS 4829,HS 5101, you visit Haphaestus and Choose to repair the Royal Deringer, then go to Skaia and chill with Jadesprite (HS 5786–HS 5789),(HS 5826–HS 5827),(HS 5844–HS 5848). As meteors land around you, she sends the sword to alpha Dave (who is just going to break it again). Finally, Jadesprite ascends to god tier, saves you both from a meteor, and shrinks all of Skaia (including you) to bring along with her.

At the end of Year 3, you meet and bond with Arquisprite. HS 8280 You witness Jake’s hopesplosion. HS 8502

Coinflip Dave
You branch off the alpha timeline by choosing bad heads to mean Terezi shows you how to reach god tier now HS 4994, so you go back in time and sleep on your quest bed (HS 4989–HS 4991),HS 4995. When you wake up, Jack kills you (HS 5089–HS 5091),HS 5103.

Later on, Aradia and Tavros visit your dream bubble (HS 5379–HS 5392).

DD-Dispatched Doomed Dave (Deceased)
You branch off the alpha timeline by deciding to try and stop DD from taking the MEOW book HS 3762. This was a bad idea (HS 4963–HS 4964),(HS 3763–HS 3764).

Jade
(HS 3790–HS 3791),HS 3803,HS 3807,(HS 3830–HS 3831[S]),HS 3840[S],(HS 3768–HS 3769),(HS 3773–HS 3775)

Be created in the Ectobiology Lab and sent to Earth 1995/12/01. Travel with Grandpa two days later.

(HS 5879–HS 5884)[Mem]

Find genesis frog while sleepwalking. Grandpa makes you a robot.

(HS 3032–HS 3036),

????/12/01 Receive John's present (sendificated by PM HS 3028),

(HS 4950–HS 4954)

Accidentally kill Grandpa while dual-wielding flintlock pistols.

HS 4526[S] 2008?/04/13: Message John for the first time.

HS 3425,HS 3427,(HS 4890–HS 4891)[Mem]

2008/12/01 Talk to John, Karkat, and Feferi

(HS 2660–HS 2735),(HS 2737–HS 2738),HS 2741

2009/04/13 Explore interests, talk to friends.

(HS 2742–HS 2743),(HS 2751–HS 2759),(HS 2811–HS 2820),(HS 2842–HS 2845),(HS 2880[S]–HS 2883)

Make way out of house, feed Bec, retrieve John's present (delivered by airmail), fall asleep.

(HS 2890–HS 2898),(HS 2926–HS 2934),(HS 2947–HS 2951),(HS 2973[S]–HS 2974)

Explore Prospit, see visions of the past and future. Wake up and talk to John.

(HS 2975–HS 2980),(HS 3012–HS 3014)

Deliver John's present (to be appearified by WV HS 2912),

HS 3015,(HS 3045–HS 3047),HS 3049[S],(HS 3266–HS 3288)

Enter frog ruins, retrieve Dave's Sburb beta,

(HS 3289–HS 3291),HS 3293,(HS 3297–HS 3306),(HS 3336–HS 3339),(HS 3344–HS 3349),(HS 3404–HS 3416),(HS 3457–HS 3477)

Be Dave's server player.

HS 3527,(HS 3529–HS 3530),(HS 3689–HS 3699),(HS 3717–HS 3719),HS 3836,HS 3840[S]

Beat up CD for WQ's ring, build up Dave's house, and wait for John to wake up on Prospit.

When your dream self dies, your robot explodes and you wake up falling. Bec catches you and you fall asleep again (HS 4556–HS 4558), visiting Feferi in a dream bubble HS 4748[S]. She follows up when you awake (HS 4749–HS 4750). You witness the civil flamewar that is the Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factory (HS 4751–HS 4752).

Then you notice John has connected as your server player (HS 4753–HS 4757),HS 4765 and catch up with him HS 4768 while preparing to enter (HS 4777–HS 4780),(HS 4787–HS 4790),(HS 4805–HS 4807). When you finally do enter, it is eventful HS 4827[S].

Once again, you fall from your tower and end up sleeping outside HS 4888[S], visiting Feferi in a dream bubble (HS 4890–HS 4894). You wake up (HS 4895–HS 4898), notice John's ascension HS 4987[S], strife over all the lands (HS 4899–HS 4901[S]), and encounter Becsprite and PM (HS 4902–HS 4913).

You return home (HS 4920–HS 4923) and talk to Dave, who takes over as your server player (HS 4924–HS 4933). Tavros also contacts you, revealing the details of Grandpa's death and his feelings for you (HS 4948–HS 4958). You alchemize HS 5039,(HS 5041–HS 5073) and Eridan sends you Ahab's crosshairs (HS 5074–HS 5077).

You check on your friends with your crystal ball glasses (HS 5096–HS 5103), talk to Dave HS 5104, and decide to self-prototaxidermitype (HS 5105–HS 5117), which turns out poorer than expected (HS 5120–HS 5125),(HS 5140–HS 5148). Karkat intervenes, suggesting Jadesprite isn't as bad as you make out with her make her out to be (HS 5149–HS 5153), and instructing you to shut off and captchalogue the 4th wall (HS 5154–HS 5155).

While Dave builds up your house, you catch up with god tier John (HS 5315–HS 5319), learn of frog breeding from Kanaya (HS 5205–HS 5220), push Rose into grimdarkness (HS 5536–HS 5538), and try to contact John (HS 5588–HS 5590).

You get used to the dream bubbles (HS 5492–HS 5509) and begin planning and breeding with help from Dave, Karkat, and Kanaya (referenced in HS 5769). The password system HS 5220 is rigidly enforced HS 5203,(referenced in HS 5221[S]).

While collecting frogs with Dave, Jack shows up and kills Dave (top banner HS 5758–HS 5770), so you revive him HS 5770. Jack continues following you as you breed the Genesis frog and post in future Kanaya's memo (HS 5872–HS 5873),(HS 5875–HS 5885). Karkat contacts you one last time before CD sets you up the bomb, killing you and sending the frog into the forge (HS 6001–HS 6007).

Jack brings you to our quest bed. Upon ascensions, you merge into Jadesprite and gain space powers, which you use to shrink the planets and abscond through the fourth wall with John by your side HS 6009[S].

At the end of Year 3, you teleport the Meteor crew to LOMAX HS 8131 and then disperse them amongst the various planets. You chase John a bunch. You order Kanaya and Karkat to get your genesis tadpole from Echidna. HS 8227 You order Jane to kill Karkat as a demonstration. HS 8230 You follow John to Dave’s room and instruct Dave to upgrade his sword. HS 8217 You train Dave and squabble with him. HS 8283 You try to kill the Mayor. HS 8288 Jane summons you to Derse HS 8470 where you view the relocated Battleship. HS 8487 You try to banish a hopesploding Jake HS 8512 but settle for swapping Derse with LOFAF. HS 8519 You fight Jake 008528 but get KO’d. HS 8541 Aranea kills you via a falling building and the god tier clock rules your death to be just, slightly tipped by Aranea's luck. HS 8551 You meet Calliope HS 8579 and chat. HS 8615 PM and Bec Noir steal your corpse. HS 8612

Jadesprite
After your death HS 3840[S], John takes your ring HS 3846 and Grandpa retrieves you to honor a family tradition (HS 3870–HS 3872). You spend years stored in a lab (HS 3886–HS 3887), and your return via sprite prototyping is disorienting and distressing, though it does grant you Bec-like powers (HS 5108–HS 5117),(HS 5120–HS 5125),(HS 5140–HS 5148).

You abscond while Jade talks to Karkat, and eventually Davesprite joins you on Skaia (HS 5786–HS 5789),(HS 5826–HS 5827). You teleport his sword to Dave on Derse (HS 5884–HS 5888),HS 5798.

When Jade ascends to god tier, you and her become one and she takes over.

Wayward Vagabond
You rise up against the monarchy, but Jack intervenes and kills everyone. Everyone except you (HS 3700–HS 3701[S]),(HS 3844–HS 3845),(HS 4559–HS 4560). You find WQ's ring in water and hide it as a thief's apprentice approaches (HS 4848–HS 4851). After John ascends to god tier HS 4987[S], you follow him around for a while HS 5097,(HS 5293–HS 5314),(HS 5362–HS 5366),(HS 5372–HS 5373),HS 5398.

Eventually you meet up with CD and Liv Tyler and John sends you on a mission to deliver the tumor to Derse HS 5568–HS 5589. Shenanigans ensue (HS 5790–HS 5793),HS 5832,(HS 5864–HS 5871) and you end up on a meteor to Earth (HS 5888–HS 5893), where you become the Wayward Vagabond HS 3843.

Time passes. You find your way to the command station in Rose's ruins HS 2148,HS 2171

(HS 2153[S]–HS 2170),(HS 2175–HS 2194),(HS 2234–HS 2236),(HS 2285–HS 2287),(HS 2291–HS 2293[S]),HS 2297[S],(HS 2300[S]–HS 2311),(HS 2316–HS 2331),(HS 2334–HS 2338)

COMMAND JOHN.

HS 2339,HS 2409,(HS 2400–HS 2408),(HS 2414–HS 2419)

Politely ask John for a can opener.

(HS 2566HS 2621[S]–HS 2655[S]–HS 2657[S])

Explore command station, establish Can Town, play with appearifier, fly to the Frog Temple.

(HS 2905–HS 2920),(HS 2936–HS 2946),HS 3008,(HS 3018–HS 3025),(HS 3259–HS 3265),HS 3296

Appearify John's present to Jade and deliver it to PM. Trespass in AR's crime scene.

(HS 3309–HS 3315),(HS 3350–HS 3353),(HS 3373–HS 3375)

Introduce PM to John, stargaze with new friends.

(HS 3400–HS 3403),(HS 3443–HS 3445),(HS 3508–HS 3509),(HS 3521–HS 3522)

Establish Exile Town, meet WQ.

You retrieve the ring from your trusty knife (HS 3878–HS 3881), which reminds you who John is (HS 4841–HS 4847). You return to command him (HS 4853–HS 4863), but end up locking yourself in (HS 4864–HS 4868). On screen, John does the windy thing (HS 4887–HS 4881) and dies on his quest bed HS 4987[S].

Unfortunately, you are trapped in the station until you can retrieve a power source (HS 5033–HS 5038), so you build a fort (HS 5156–HS 5159) and dream about Jack and Vriska (HS 5174–HS 5196). Meanwhile, WQ possibly offers some foreshadowing as to your future HS 5164.

When Jack arrives via time capsule, he teleports into your command station and tears out the uranium you'd swallowed. PM drags you out of the command station, finds your ring, and brings you to the trolls' endgame platform HS 6009[S].

Peregrine Mendicant
HS 2933

Catch a glimpse of Jade? This doesn't really look like PM.

(HS 3360–HS 3362),(HS 3376–HS 3383),(HS 3431–HS 3437)

Be the Post Mistress. Send John the server disc from Dad's dropped car. Follow AR to retrieve Jade's present to John.

(HS 3448–HS 3455),(HS 3512–HS 3520),(HS 3679–HS 3687),HS 3701

Receive assassination mission from Jack and execute it peacefully. Lose ring to CD and scepter to HB.

(HS 3849–HS 3853)

Kill HB. Trade white crowns to Jack for John's package. Deliver the mail.

HS 3848,(HS 5893–HS 5894)

Arrive on Earth, become the Peregrine Mendicant.

HS 2623,HS 2657,HS 2744,HS 2770,(HS 2792–HS 2799),(HS 4909–HS 4911),(HS 2800–HS 2802),(HS 2821–HS 2825),HS 2920,HS 2935

Find the ruins of John's house, miraculously survive console explosion, and fly to the Frog Temple.

(HS 2937–HS 2946),HS 3008,(HS 3016–HS 3028),(HS 3259–HS 3265),HS 3296

Deliver John's present to Jade after AR opens doors in the command center. Make new friends.

(HS 3309–HS 3329),(HS 3351–HS 3354),(HS 3373–HS 3375),(HS 3388–HS 3390),HS 3446

Command John in the proper use of the mail system.

HS 3447,(HS 3510–HS 3511),(HS 3521–HS 3522),(HS 3878–HS 3881),(HS 3878–HS 3881)

Meet WQ, become Prospitian Monarch.

After rebuilding the dog command center (HS 4841–HS 4842), WQ talks with you about being the queen (HS 4914–HS 4919),(HS 5160–HS 5169). As AR finishes setting up, you notice Jack's red miles in the sky (HS 5907–HS 5910).

Watch as Jack kills AR, try to hit him with your sword, put on WV's ring, and take him (badly injured by Jack) and Serenity with you into the A2 (post-scratch trolls') universe HS 6009[S]

Aimless Renegade
(HS 3355–HS 3359),HS 3361,(HS 3378–HS 3383)

Be the Authority Regulator. Uphold public safety and meet PM.

(HS 3658–HS 3659),(HS 3677–HS 3678),(HS 3809–HS 3814),(HS 3823–HS 3828),HS 3840[S]

Ripthrash some uncannybrutal biznasty on Bro's rocket board. Find Frog Temple and witness DD creating Bec.

(HS 3864–HS 3868)

Visit Ectobiology Lab, save a sleeping John from the Reckoning.

HS 3863

Arrive on Earth, become the Aimless Renegade.

(HS 2917–HS 2921),(HS 2939–HS 2943),(HS 3000–HS 3011),(HS 3018–HS 3025),(HS 3259–HS 3265),HS 3296

Befriend some unwelcome rogues.

(HS 3308–HS 3309),(HS 3350–HS 3353),(HS 3373–HS 3375)

Impress new friends with Jade's stuff.

(HS 3400–HS 3403),(HS 3443–HS 3445),(HS 3508–HS 3509),(HS 3521–HS 3522),(HS 3878–HS 3881)

Prepare Exile Town's milita, meet WQ.

(HS 4841–HS 4842),HS 5165,HS 5170,(HS 5603–HS 5609),(HS 5908–HS 5910),HS 6009[S]

Windswept Questant
(HS 3512–HS 3520)

Abdicate as White Queen.

HS 3840[S],(HS 3873–HS 3877)

Arrive on Earth, become the Windswept Questant, and repair the command station at Dave's ruins.

(HS 3330–HS 3333),(HS 3391–HS 3399),(HS 3423–HS 3424),(HS 3438–HS 3439)

Command Rose.

(HS 3402–HS 3403),(HS 3443–HS 3445),(HS 3508–HS 3509),(HS 3521–HS 3522),(HS 3878–HS 3881)

Meet the rest of the exiles, coronate PM.

(HS 4834–HS 4841),(HS 4915–HS 4919),(HS 5160–HS 5169),HS 6009[S]

Jack Noir
We first encounter you as you're dealing with the troublesome human with the pipe (HS 2790–HS 2791),(HS 2850–HS 2862),(HS 3037–HS 3044).

When we see you next, PM is trying to retrieve her package. You give her a hit list instead (HS 3449–HS 3456) and use the package contents to kill the black queen HS 3568[S].

Wearing her ring, you proceed to kill the king HS 3701[S], begin the Reckoning, and crash Prospit's moon into Skaia HS 3840 [S]. You honor your deal with PM (HS 3850–HS 3851), but Liv Tyler changes alliegances and stops you from killing John (HS 3859–HS 3862),HS 3869.

You battle Bro on the Beat Mesa HS 3840[S] and then again on LOWAS (HS 4769–HS 4776), now joined by Lil Cal and Davesprite (HS 4781–HS 4786),(HS 4791–HS 4796),(HS 4797–HS 4800). When Jade enters, you gain Bec-like powers HS 4827[S] and proceed to kill Bro (HS 4828–HS 4833), John (HS 4983–HS 4987[S]), a doomed Dave (HS 5089–HS 5091), Mom, and Dad (HS 5404–HS 5405),(HS 5446–HS 5457).

You weren't able to kill Jade, though, and you talk to DD about this problem (HS 5458–HS 5459). You wait at the castle HS 5462, giving you the chance to kill John (again) HS 5596[S] and Rose (HS 5678–HS 5688).

At this point, you get contacted by CD (HS 5858–HS 5863) and due to his incompetence you teleport out to destroy WV's battleship (HS 5867–HS 5871).

Some time later, you fight and kill Dave (Jade is also there) (top banner HS 5761–HS 5770), then follow Jade around HS 5770,(HS 5875–HS 5878), and see the Earth exiles on a screen (HS 5905–HS 5906).

Shortly afterwards, CD arrives with a bomb, killing Jade (HS 6001–HS 6008), which upsets you. You take his wallet, carry Jade to her quest bed, and escape to Earth in the time capsule, appearing shortly after the WK. You kill WK, WQ, and AR, gravely wound WV in the process of taking his uranium, and transportalize to the trolls' session HS 6009[S].

You appear at their endgame platform and destroy the door HS 4503,HS 5078, facing an army of doomed Aradiabots (HS 5473–HS 5477) while the other trolls escape. You destroy Prospit HS 4827[S],HS 5079 and Derse HS 5197[S], along with the trolls' dream selves, but Aradia escapes you (HS 5463–HS 5466).

Eventually you make your way to Bilious Slick (the Kids' universe) (HS 5920–HS 5926) and unleash your red miles attack HS 6009[S].

Alternate Vriska timeline
Vriska comes to fight you (HS 5700–HS 5705), but first you trace her pixie trail back to kill Terezi and Karkat and bring their bodies back as trophies (HS 5712–HS 5714). We don't see how your fight ends (HS 5720–HS 5731).

Draconian Dignitary
Your early life is uneventful: you pass by PM HS 3432 and at some point talk to CD HS 3688. Your first major mission is stealing Rose's MEOW journals (HS 4961–HS 4962),(HS 3759–HS 3760),(HS 4963–HS 4964),HS 3764 in order to create Bec (HS 3824–HS 3828),HS 3840.

Afterwards you do some delegating (HS 5489–HS 5461) and embark on a failed assassination (HS 5839–HS 5840),HS 6009.

Hegemonic Brute
Not much screen time for you. You get pummeled by Dad HS 2857,HS 2861 and lose a fight with PM HS 3701[S],(HS 3849–HS 3850).

Courtyard Droll
Early life: PM doesn't notice you (HS 3681–HS 3688), Jade clobbers you (HS 3689–HS 3691),HS 3695, Vriska manipulates you (HS 4961–HS 4962), and Jack just makes you carry some stuff around HS 3840,HS 3851.

Later, DD sends you to kill Jade (HS 5360–HS 5361). You meet some new friends (HS 5568–HS 5589) but don't make any progress on your missions (HS 5790–HS 5793),(HS 5828–HS 5832),(HS 5857–HS 5863). When you finally succeed in killing Jade (HS 6002–HS 6008), Jack is not pleased and kills you HS 6009[S].

Aradia
When you were still alive, you were an avid archeologist HS 5479–HS 5490[Mem] and played Flarp with friends HS 4067–HS 4077. Although Terezi warns you against it, you summon ghosts to make Vriska pay HS 4138–HS 4142, and she retaliates HS 4146–HS 4151. In your ruined hive, you scrawl genetic code HS 5502 ([Mem]).

As the game is about to begin, you desecrate the frog temple HS 3962–HS 3965, HS 3983–HS 3984 and retrieve your computer HS 4032–HS 4038. Kanaya meddles HS 4039.

You decide to check on Sollux HS 4040, HS 4041, HS 3985, HS 3995, HS 4042–HS 4043 when Vriska tells you she has a present HS 4044. You put Sollux to sleep HS 4046–HS 4049 before returning to your Hive and starting up Sgrub HS 4083–HS 4085.

As Equius's server player, you zap him into the game HS 4175. Shortly thereafter, you enter and become Aradiasprite HS 4086–HS 4093. Vriska is unhappy HS 4176, Equius lets you know the deal HS 4178–HS 4181, you become Aradiabot, and promptly flip out HS 4183–HS 4193.

You fight alongside Equius in LOQAM for a while HS 4214, interject briefly in Ariadiamemo HS 4490, and start time-traveling (referenced in HS 4440).

You beat up Vriska HS 4478[S], talk back to DD HS 4480–HS 4489, and skip to the boss battle {{HS|4490}–HS 4504. When Jack shows up HS 5078, you (or another Aradiabot) throw everyone into the portal to the lab HS 4827[S], where you open Aradiamemo and narrate HS 4490–HS 4504, HS 4505–HS 4524.

After Karkat wakes up, you leak the trolling idea to him HS 4692, but post in Terezi's memo saying you won't be participating HS 4529. But then you do, venting to Rose about her rampant indiscretions HS 4508–HS 4510.

After Jack arrives on Derse, Aradiabot explodes HS 5081–HS 5087 as you wake up on your quest bed within Derse. Using your time powers, you pause Jack HS 5197[S] and teleport through him HS 5463–HS 5469 to the Green Sun.

You visit coinflip Dave's dream bubble HS 5379–HS 5392 and point out you're very much alive. You also come across a doomed Aradia's dream bubble HS 5470–HS 5489, and this simple visit becomes a massive dream bubble exposition party HS 5490–HS 5513. And after Sollux dies, he comes out of the dream bubbles to visit you beside the Green Sun HS 5898–HS 5901.

Doomed Aradia
You come from a timeline where Gamzee kills Karkat and Terezi and scrawls part of Doc Scratch's genetic code HS 5507–HS 5510. You return to the alpha timeline to prevent this from happening and help defeat the King. When Jack shows up, he throws Lil' Cal at you and you travel via meteor back to Alternia HS 5473–HS 5479, being destroyed in the process HS 5485. After death, you join the dream bubble exposition party HS 5490–HS 5513.

Tavros
After being paralyzed in an extreme role-playing incident HS 4067–HS 4077, you scrawl part of Doc Scratch's genetic code on your walls HS 5498–HS 5500[Mem]. Later, Vriska uses you to make Terezi pay HS 4478.

We first see you exploring your interests in your hive HS 4000–HS 4017. Vriska taunts you HS 4021–HS 4022 and Gamzee recruits you HS 4023. You then have one of the worst rap-offs in the history of paradox space HS 5886–HS 5887.

Later, you still haven't found a server player. Nepeta apologizes HS 4064 and you accidentally kill your lusus HS 4065–HS 4066.

Vriska becomes your server player just in time to save you, but her attitudes towards you are a mix of antagonism HS 4248–HS 4254, helpfulness HS 4262–HS 4265, boredom HS 4266–HS 4271, and something else entirely HS 4272–HS 4285. This leaves you quite confused. Others offer their advice, both solicited HS 4447 and not HS 4448–HS 4451.

Eventually you and Vriska plunder LOMAT together HS 4417–HS 4419 until Aradiabot mortally combats Vriska HS 4478, leaving you to deal with the aftermath HS 5000–HS 5015. You run away HS 5016–HS 5027, and Vriska never really forgives you for it.

At the end of the campaign HS 4491–HS 4504, Jack shows up and Aradia throws everybody into the portal to the lab HS 5078, HS 4827[S].

In the lab, Equius and Kanaya outfit you with robo-legs HS 4019–HS 4020, HS 4650–HS 4652, HS 4018. Though warned about stairs, your fate is sealed HS 4692[S].

Your early attempt to troll Dave fails epically HS 2999, so you seek Rose's help HS 3490 and are marginally more successful the second time around HS 3494–HS 3496.

Your interactions with Jade are a little more complex HS 3836–HS 3837 and she rejects your advances HS 4948–HS 4958.

Vriska taunts you about this and also reveals her plans engineering the rise of Jack Noir HS 4959–HS 4967. You resolve to stop her, but the stairs keep happening HS 5106 and it turns out you're no match for her anyways HS 5197, HS 5198–HS 5200.

Terezi performs some forensics and attempts to revive you, to no avail HS 5269–HS 5285. Later we see that Gamzee's taken your body HS 5338, HS 5927, HS 5660

After death, you visit doomed Dave's dream bubble HS 5391 and drop by the massive dream bubble exposition party HS 5498–HS 5513.

Sollux
You were pretty good friends with Aradia HS 5490[Mem], then Vriska manipulated you into killing her HS 4145, HS 4148–HS 4151.

That was a while ago, though. Now you are telling Karkat about the game HS 3927. We watch you explore your interests HS 3971–HS 3981, then recruit Terezi HS 3982. However, after talking to Aradia HS 3985, you decide to abort, which doesn't go over well HS 3986, HS 3990–HS 3995. You talk to Aradia again, and she puts you to sleep HS 4046–HS 4049.

When you wake up, we see what the mind honey does to you HS 4050–HS 4054. You post in Karkat's future memo just as the vast glub happens and you hurry to get Feferi in the game HS 4443. Karkat eventually gets you in HS 4370–HS 4371, and Feferi revives you HS 4378–HS 4381. You wake up on Derse, blow up CD's console HS 4403–HS 4410, and return to LOBAF HS 4413–HS 4415, where you fight imps with Feferi until Eridan comes to duel you HS 4478[S].

At the end of the campaign HS 4491–HS 4504, Jack shows up and Aradia throws everybody into the portal to the lab HS 5078, HS 4827[S].

In the lab, Aradiabot briefly borrows your glasses for a scene transition HS 4514–HS 4520.

A few minutes after Prospit's destruction, Terezi asks you to trace Dave's wire transfer HS 4659–HS 4662, HS 4670–HS 4671.

You're not too interested in trolling the humans, though, as you tell Karkat HS 4692[S] and Terezi HS 4529. Kanaya does make you set up her Trollian viewport though HS 3615–HS 3619,HS 3644–HS 3646.

Just before exploding, Aradiabot says goodbye to you HS 5081–HS 5087.

Later, you're chilling with Feferi in the horn pile when Eridan busts in HS 5221[S] and KOs you HS 5222–HS 5225, HS 5251. Karkat drags your body off HS 5323–HS 5329.

While knocked out, you attend the massive dream bubble exposition party HS 5490–HS 5498. Upon waking up HS 5371, you talk to Terezi about being blind HS 5376–HS 5378.

Eventually Kanaya finds you and the two of you join the last living trolls on the roof HS 5744–HS 5746, HS 5748, HS 5985[S], HS 6004.

In HS 6009[S] Cascade, you see the green sun and propel the lab towards it.

At some point along the way, you die of exhaustion and your dream bubble self reunites with Aradia HS 5898–HS 5901.

Karkat
During the Team Charge debacle, Tavros messages you HS 4077 about getting paralyzed by Vriska, but you blow him off.

Sollux sends you the cursed ~ATH virus. HS 3926

On your wriggling day, you walk around your hive and explore your interests, and sit down at your computer to get some work done HS 3894–HS 3909 but are messaged by Gamzee, who talks about the game. HS 3910 You once again try to get some programming done, HS 3925–HS 3926 but are iterrupted by Sollux, who gives you the lowdown on Sgrub. HS 3927 You usurp Terezi as red team leader. HS 3958

By the time you've begun the game with Terezi, Sollux tries to cancel the Sgrub plans. HS 3986 You stupidly run the cursed ~ATH virus, which destroys your computer, blows a hole in your house HS 3987, and kills your lusus. HS 3988 You prototype your kernelsprite with your dead lusus.

Sometime later, you enter the Medium HS 3959, craft a new sickle HS 3960, and chew out Terezi for uprooting your toilet HS 3961. Vriska plays some mind games with you HS 4078. You ask Nepeta to be Tavros's server HS 4061, but she still has to ask Equius for permission.

On LOPAH, you meet Jack Noir HS 4198. He stabs you, and you both bond over your shared blood color. You recruit Vriska as Tavros's server HS 4196.

About 6 hours before the Vast Glub, you write your 1st memo HS 4443.

3 hours before the Vast Glub, you write your 2nd memo and wind up giving Tavros romantic advice HS 4447.

You travel to Gamzee's planet. The Vast Glub occurs. You bring Sollux into the Medium HS 4370, but he's dead on arrival. Feferi revives him.

Terezi tells you about her new mission to destroy the Black Queen's ring and double-cross Jack. She also reveals that she knows your blood color HS 4474.

At some point, you visit the Ectobiology Lab and create paradox clones of you, your friends, and your ancestors. HS 5370

Towards the end of the game, you stop Kanaya from seeking the final frog, HS 5877 unwittingly causing Bilious Slick to be born with cancer.

You and the others defeat the Black King. You're about to claim the reward when Bec Noir shows up and wrecks everything. Aradia teleports you to safety and you take refuge in the Veil.

You write what you think is your final memo and confess to a Past Kanaya that you might be your own kismesis HS 4467.

You witness Present Kanaya chainsawing off Tavros's legs HS 4467 and pass out for an hour. You wake up on Prospit HS 4827 and your dream self is immediately killed by Bec Noir. You recognize Bec Noir as a Jack and fear that he's your Jack. You spend the rest of the hour with the Horrorterrors.

At 5:12, you wake up and talk to everyone HS 4692. You learn of Prospit's destruction and order all Prospit dreamers to stay awake indefinitely. The others tell you they've contacted the humans, but you remain uninterested until discovering that Vriska's meddling with them.

You view a summary of John's life and develop a blackrom crush on him. HS 4526 You contact him for the first time, HS 4528 embarrass yourself thoroughly, and decide to troll him backwards to save face.

Nepeta tips you off about Terezi's future memo that she'll write during your speech, and you troll it repeatedly. You then make your speech, explaining your plan to troll the humans. Partway through, you walk up to Terezi and start mashing on her keyboard. HS 4529

You recruit Kanaya to be Rose's patron troll. HS 4594

You have your 2nd conversation HS 4825 with John. You troll Jade. HS 2759 John contacts you, resulting in your 3rd conversation. HS 5322 During your 4th conversation, HS 3803 he persuades you to talk linearly for a change. HS 3807 HS 3829

Your 7th conversation HS 3567 with John resumes the backwards trolling. During your 8th conversation, HS 3503 John tells you about Terezi giving him a map. You ask Terezi about it, but she just laughs and punches you "from John." John tells you that future you will want to talk to Jade.

Your 9th conversation HS 3294 is the first for John since he changed his chumhandle. You ask John to get Jade to talk to you. After this, you presumably troll John a few times before his 13th birthday.

In the Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factory HS 4690, you chew out John and Dave for flirting with the troll girls. Jade asks you HS 4751 what to do now that her robot exploded, but you have no idea what she's talking about. You reopen the FRAF HS 4752 and get in a fight with your future self.

You contact pre-Sburb Jade HS 3425 and beg her to contact you when her robot explodes. On LOFAF, Jade institutes the password system, causing you great irritation. HS 5221 Dave gets himself killed, and you talk Jade through corpse-smooching him. HS 5769 You talk to Jade and a future Kanaya about frogs HS 5872, HS 5875; both girls hint that something big is looming on your timeline.

Derse is destroyed and Aradia explodes. Kanaya asks you about the Green Sun HS 4692. You talk to Jade about Jadesprite HS 5150 and apologize for being a jerk. You return to the FRAF and argue with your past self HS 4752, attempting to white-knight for Jade.

At 3:14, you and Terezi witness Coinflip Dave's death. HS 5088 Terezi runs out of the room in tears. HS 5094 You talk to Kanaya about your relationship issues and the Matriorb. HS 5221

Eridan KO's Sollux and kills Feferi, Kanaya, and the Matriorb while you watch in horror. HS 5249 Doc Scratch sends you a cryptic message. HS 5254 Gamzee messages you that he's gone crazy. HS 5258 You set up a memo to warn everyone about Gamzee. HS 5260 You unsuccessfully attempt to revive Kanaya with a corpse-smooch. HS 5284 You apologize to John and bid him goodbye. HS 5320 You drag an unconscious Sollux out of the lab HS 5324 and fall down the stairs, knocking Sollux's teeth out.

Terezi messages you that she's found Tavros's body. HS 5327 You try to warn her that Vriska isn't the main danger, but Gamzee responds using Terezi's handle. You recruit Equius to help subdue Gamzee and/or Eridan. HS 5331

Sollux wakes up and talks to Terezi while you freak out a bit. HS 5377 You hear a honk and run off in terror, getting separated from Sollux. HS 5904 You find Gamzee's "sloppy makeouts" note. HS 5903 You try to contact Jade, who won't respond, and wonder if you're in a doomed timeline. HS 5904 You confess to giving the human universe cancer. HS 5905 HS 5920 At about 1:00, Kanaya joins the memo to inform you that she and Sollux are fine. HS 5926

You ascend to the roof HS 5742 and find Terezi, who has just killed Vriska. The two of you embrace. Kanaya, Sollux, and Gamzee arrive and a fight seems imminent, HS 5985 but you calm everyone down and become moirails with Gamzee. HS 5995

You read Vriska's final message to John and intercept John's reply HS 5764, opting not to tell him about Vriska's death.

You contact Jade for the last time before the Scratch HS 6001 and watch her go dark on your screen HS 6004. You and the others witness the Green Sun appear on the horizon HS 6009. Sollux flies the meteor to it, dying in the process.

You are joined by Rose, Dave, Aradia, and Sollux's ghost HS 6249. You get hit in the face with John's bucket HS 6260, read his note HS 6272, and experience a mental breakdown HS 6273. You and the others depart on your three-year journey to the new session.

During Year 1, you visit numerous dream bubbles and meet ghosts of your dead friends and doomed versions of yourself, some of whom even made it to god tier. HS 6589

At the end of Year 1, you get in an argument with yourself HS 6585 and then approach Dave with your idea about sharing Terezi HS 6609. Dave is freaked out by the idea and the two of you get into a scuffle.

A little later, you and Dave witness John saving Roxy from Meenah in a bubble HS 6658.

During Year 2, you and the Meteor Crew (minus Gamzee) meet Aranea and Meenah, getting in a fight with the latter HS 6884.

At the end of Year 2, Meenah recruits you into her ghost army and agrees to make you her head threshecutioner HS 7208. You get your ear talked off by Kankri HS 7163, try to reassure Terezi about her insecurities HS 7208, and have an embarrassing chat with Dave HS 7298.

Sometime during Year 3, you figure out that Terezi and Gamzee are hate-dating. Your moirallegiance with Gamzee falls apart, but you become friends with Dave HS 7837.

At the end of Year 3, you find out that Terezi had her sight restored HS 7917. You and the Meteor crew arrive at LOTAK. HS 8123 Jade teleports you to LOMAX HS 8131 and you hang out with John. HS 8263 Jade teleports you to LOFAF. You contact Dave. HS 8180 Jade orders you and Kanaya to get her genesis tadpole from Echidna. HS 8227 Jane forks you to death HS 8230 and resurrects you. HS 8235 You try to talk down Kanaya. HS 8298 You snack on some hummingbirds and chat with Meenah. HS 8466 You witness Jake’s hopesplosion and call Dave for assistance. HS 8520 You see Dave chasing the dogs. HS 8639 You witness Terezi’s death dive HS 8721 and prepare to fight Gamzee. HS 8741

Nepeta
Your story begins with recruitment attempts: first Terezi HS 3955, and later HS 3975, HS 4055–HS 4056 Karkat HS 4060–HS 4061. But Equius says no HS 4062–HS 4063, so you apologize to Tavros HS 4064.

After your lusus died HS 4059, you start playing as Aradia's server player HS 4086–HS 4093 and have to update your shipping wall HS 4194–HS 4195.

During the campaign, we only see you adventuring on LOLCAT with Equius HS 4433–HS 4441, HS 4478[S].

At the end of the campaign HS 4491–HS 4504, Jack shows up and Aradia throws everybody into the portal to the lab HS 5078, HS 4827[S].

When Karkat wakes up following Prospit's destruction, he talks to you about the humans HS 4692[S]. Afterwards, you tell him about Terezi's memo, which earns you demerits HS 4529.

At some point Rose sets you up with Jaspersprite HS 4712–HS 4716, HS 5794.

While you're catnapping, Jack stabs your dream self and you wake up as Aradiabot explodes HS 5197[S], HS 5081–HS 5087. You post in Terezi's earlier memo HS 4654.

Even with all this going on, you find some time to RP with Terezi (future Terezi in HS 4692[S]) and lend her your drawing tablet.

Finally, you go off and have a feelings jam with Equius. He tells you to hide as he seeks the highblood HS 5331, HS 5338[S]. However, you see their fight and pounce HS 5349–HS 5361,HS 5611. We never see a Dead tag, but we later see that Gamzee's taken your body HS 5660 [S].

Kanaya
As a child, you are visited by Doc Scratch, who helps you awaken on Prospit. HS 5220

Later on, Aradia sends you the remains of Lil Cal. HS 5496 You repair him and dress him in a new Felt suit. HS 5498 At some point you become moirails with Vriska. You also discover Rose's game walkthrough. HS 4246

You pester Aradia HS 4039 and chat with Feferi. HS 4228 You discover that your lusus has died, so you retrieve the Matriorb from her body. HS 4236 You ask Vriska if her lusus is dead as well HS 4104 and indulge Eridan's emotional theatrics. HS 4243

After bringing Vriska into the Medium, you discourage her from bullying Tavros. HS 4256 Later, you witness Vriska kissing Tavros HS 4287 while wearing the fairy dress you made for her. HS 4288

You enter the Medium HS 4465 and chat with a depressed Future Karkat. HS 4467

Towards the end of the game, you search for the final frog, but Karkat stops you before you find it. HS 5877

You and the others defeat the Black King. You're just about to claim the reward when Bec Noir shows up and wrecks everything. Aradia teleports you to safety and you take refuge in the Veil.

At 6:12, you chainsaw off Tavros's legs. HS 4651 Terezi discovers the human kids, and you take an interest in Rose. At 5:12, Karkat wakes up and talks to you HS 4692; you hint that the human kids are important and suggest that he make a speech.

After the speech, Karkat recruits you to be Rose's patron troll. HS 4594 You contact Rose for the first time, HS 3614 but unwittingly get John instead. You get Sollux to open the viewport HS 4596 and witness Rose getting a bucket dropped on her head. HS 4598 You view Rose's past and try to name her "Flighty Broad." HS 4603 You troll pre-Sburb John for (you think) the first time. HS 4605 You troll Rose again, getting the real one this time. HS 2993 You troll Rose later in her timeline, but she's busy. HS 3838 You ask Dave for advice HS 3489 and send Rose a creatively edited transcript of your first chat with her. HS 3492 You witness Rose blowing up her 1st Gate, HS 4619 and she grills you for lots of information. HS 4621

In your 16th conversation with her, HS 4626 Rose asks you about the Green Sun, and you reveal that her timeline goes dark on the viewport long before the other kids' do.

Aradia explodes. You ask Karkat about the Green Sun HS 4692. You make Eridan a wand. Around this time, you find the Auxiliatrix Key in a chest. HS 5207

Jade sets up the password system, HS 5203 so you contact her earlier in her timeline HS 5205 and instruct her on frog-breeding. HS 5211 You warn her that Rose is in cahoots with Doc Scratch. HS 5220

You try to leave the Lab with the Matriorb but are knocked out of the way by Eridan entering. HS 5221 Eridan KO's Sollux, kills Feferi, and destroys the Matriorb. HS 5243 You attack but he kills you. HS 5247 Karkat tries corpse-smooching you, without success. HS 5284

In a dream bubble, you chat with god tier Aradia, a doomed Aradiabot, newly-blinded Sollux, and Jade. HS 5496 You wake up as a rainbow-drinker and drink Feferi's blood. HS 5336 You knock out Terezi and drink her blood. HS 5417 You come across the trio of murderers HS 5421 and crotch-kick Gamzee, punch Vriska, and kill Eridan. HS 5435 Using Equius's shades, you watch Rose go dark on the viewport. HS 5540 You give Jade some more advice on frog-breeding. HS 5876

You meet Sollux, drink his blood, and message Past Karkat that you're both okay. HS 5926 You change out of your bloody clothes. You and Sollux meet the others on the roof. HS 5745 Karkat stops everyone from fighting. HS 5985

You and the others witness the Green Sun appear on the horizon. HS 6009 Sollux flies the meteor to it, dying in the process. You are joined by Rose, Dave, Aradia, and Sollux's ghost HS 6249. You leave to go clown-hunting, HS 6258 but are distracted by the arrival of John's bucket. You all depart on your three-year journey to the new session.

During Year 2, you and the others meet Aranea and Meenah, getting in a fight with the latter. HS 6884

At the end of Year 2, you meet Porrim, who reignites your desire to repopulate your species HS 7298. You allow Meenah to visit the Lab and watch her carefully. You go on a date with an inebriated Rose, and kissing ensues. HS 7306

At the end of Year 3, you scold Rose about her alcoholism. HS 7955 You and the Meteor crew arrive at LOTAK. HS 8123 Jade teleports you to LOMAX HS 8131 and you hang out with John. HS 8263 Jade teleports you to LOFAF. You contact Rose and Dave. HS 8181 Jade orders you and Kanaya to get her genesis tadpole from Echidna. HS 8227 You watch Jane kill and resurrect Karkat. HS 8230 You yell at Jane. HS 8298 She sells you some troll blood. HS 8300 You tell Rose about your frog mission. HS 8311 You witness Jake’s hopesplosion. HS 8520 You witness Terezi’s death dive HS 8721 and prepare to fight Gamzee. HS 8741

Terezi
As a young troll, you become FLARPing buddies with Vriska, Tavros, and Aradia. Your partnership with Vriska breaks up when she paralyzes Tavros for her own amusement. You warn Aradia to seek revenge with caution HS 4138, but she ignores your advice and ends up getting killed by Vriska. You get revenge on Vriska by telling Doc Scratch about his missing cue ball. HS 4156, HS 4163 Vriska retaliates by tricking you into looking at the Alternian sun, blinding you. HS 4478 However you wake up on Prospit just before losing your sight. After waking up blind on Alternia, you write the H34DS portion HS 5504 of Doc Scratch's genetic code.

Your lusus begins contacting you in your dreams HS 4027 and teaches you how to smell and taste colors.

Sollux starts developing Sgrub. He invites you to lead a team, and you pick red HS 3982. You try recruiting some team members, but Nepeta has to ask permission first HS 3955 and Gamzee is busy. HS 3924 Karkat usurps you as red team leader HS 3958, but Sollux tries to cancel the game plans. HS 3986

You bring Karkat into the Medium, expand his hive upwards, doodle all over it HS 3959, and uproot his toilet. HS 3961 You witness your lusus hatch HS 4029 and immediately get killed by a meteor. HS 4030 You use her body to prototype your sprite and enter the Medium. Vriska tells you that she's giving Aradia a present. HS 4137 You spare a moment to diss Karkat's first memo. HS 4443

Snowman contacts you HS 4424 HS 4444 HS 4457 and instructs you to exile Jack Noir, steal the Black Queen's ring, and destroy it. You tell Karkat about this new plan and that you know his blood color. HS 4474

Vriska passes out after getting beaten up by Aradia, and you take the opportunity to slap her as soon as she awakens on Prospit. HS 4478

You and the others defeat the Black King. You're just about to claim the reward when Bec Noir shows up and wrecks everything. Aradia teleports you to safety and you take refuge in the Veil.

At 6:12, you witness the destruction of Prospit. HS 4648 You relay the news to your chatroom HS 4654. People a few hours in the future tell you that Derse was/will be also destroyed. You receive 413 boonbonds from an unknown source. HS 4655 You get Sollux to trace the transfer and discover Dave HS 4659. You view Dave's childhood HS 4662}. You contact Dave for the first time HS 4672 during the winter before Sburb.

At 5:12, Karkat wakes up HS 4692. You tell him about the humans, their possible influence on your timeline, and Prospit's destruction. Eridan tries to get you to foster a blackrom between him and Sollux.

Karkat gives a speech about his plan to troll the humans, during which you host a memo discussing how crappy his plan is HS 4529. Several Karkats from a few minutes in the past arrive to crash your memo before Present Karkat walks over and crashes it in person.

At some point, you troll pre-Sburb John HS 3428, inspiring his new chumhandle. You contact Rose HS 3424 and tell her about the Exiles.

In order to test the timeline's immutability, you talk John into visiting his Denizen way too early HS 3479, HS 3505, HS 3533. Davesprite informs you that you got John killed in an offshoot timeline HS 3557. You send John a map to his 2nd Gate as an apology HS 3584.

You troll Alpha Dave for the 2nd time HS 3835. You direct him to his 1st gate HS 3839 and gloat over his onion tears HS 4674. You instruct him to start making money. HS 4682

You witness Derse's destruction. HS 4692 Nepeta lends you her drawing tablet. You tell Dave to summon Davesprite HS 4733 for protection. After John ascends, Dave pesters you to tell him how to reach the god tiers, so you perform the fateful coin flip. HS 4994

You tell Dave to wire you the 413 boonbonds. HS 4642 Dave finds Coinflip Dave on his Quest Bed and asks you for an explanation. HS 4991

At 3:14, you witness the death of Coinflip Dave HS 5090 and run out of the lab in tears. HS 5095 At 2:41, Tavros's body crash-lands behind you. HS 5199 You begin an investigation into his murder, HS 5264 message Karkat about your discovery, HS 5327 and attempt to revive Tavros with a corpse-smooch. HS 5284 You set aside your glasses and Gamzee steals them. You enter the lab HS 5332 and find Feferi's body and Kanaya's blood everywhere. You message Karkat about these discoveries as well. HS 5369 Sollux talks to you about his blindness. HS 5376 Mid-chat, Kanaya knocks you out and drinks your blood. HS 5378 HS 5417 While unconscious, you briefly join the dream bubble reunion. HS 5504

You find Nepeta's body. HS 5611 You chat with Dave HS 5598 about his Bro's death and your problems with Vriska. You find Gamzee's note summoning you to the roof. HS 5617 You fall through a trapdoor into the music room. HS 5618 While there, you accidentally scratch Homestuck Disc 2. HS 5630

You ascend to the roof and face off against Vriska, who reveals that she's only responsible for killing Tavros. HS 5660 You kill Vriska HS 5737 to prevent your and Karkat's deaths. HS 5735 Karkat arrives on the roof HS 5742 and the two of you embrace. The other surviving trolls arrive, you start developing blackrom feelings for Gamzee, but Karkat calms you and everyone else down. HS 5985

You and the others witness the Green Sun appear on the horizon. HS 6009 Sollux flies the meteor to it, dying in the process. You are joined by Rose, Dave, Aradia, and Sollux's ghost, HS 6249 and you all depart on your three-year journey to the new session.

During Year 1, you hang out with Dave and the Mayor a lot. HS 6591

At the end of Year 1, you meet Aranea in a bubble. HS 6667 She offers to restore your sight, HS 6675 but you refuse. The rest of the Meteor crew joins you, HS 6884 and you meet Meenah and the dream splinter of Dirk. HS 7105 HS 7107

At some point during Year 2, you start dating both Dave (red) and Gamzee (black). HS 7298

At the end of Year 2, you meet your dancestor in a bubble and develop feelings of inferiority towards her. Karkat tries to reassure you HS 7208, and later you guard him while he sleeps HS 7298. Meenah tells you that she and Karkat might be going on a date soon HS 7208. Around this time, you let Aranea restore your sight but instantly regret it.

At some point during Year 3, Dave breaks up with you because he's uncomfortable with you hate-dating Gamzee. HS 7837 You become hooked on Faygo. HS 7835

At the end of Year 3, you spill the beans to Karkat and Dave HS 7917 about your personal problems, your dissatisfying romance with Gamzee, and your restored vision.

You and the Meteor crew arrive at LOTAK. HS 008123 Jade teleports you to LOMAX. HS 008131 You jokingly threaten John. HS 008262 Jade teleports you to LOLAR. You commiserate with Rose, and she steals your shades. HS 008249 John appears and chats with you. HS 008262 You hear Gamzee in the distance. HS 008275 You alchemize a blindfold for yourself and go clown hunting. HS 008315 You dropkick Gamzee HS 008594 and stab him a lot, HS 008606 HS 008656 but stop when he begs you to. HS 008677 Gamzee flips out HS 008688 and beats the crap out of you. HS 008694 You nearly fall into the lava HS 008720 but Gamzee catches you. HS 008728

Vriska
As a child, you see a shooting star land nearby HS 5374 which turns out to be a chest containing the journal of your ancestor. Soon afterward, you turn to FLARPing HS 4360 as a means of feeding your lusus.

As a young troll, you become FLARPing buddies with Eridan, Terezi, Tavros, and Aradia. You become kismeses with Eridan HS 4359 and moirails with Kanaya. You become in cahoots with Doc Scratch.

During one FLARPing session, you paralyze Tavros while Doc Scratch HS 4144 distracts your teammates. Aradia gets revenge by sending the ghosts of your victims to haunt you. HS 4142 You retaliate by mind-controlling Sollux into killing her. HS 4146, HS 4151 Terezi gets revenge by telling Doc Scratch about your cue ball; HS 4163 he explodes it in your face, destroying your left eye and arm. HS 4167 You retaliate by tricking Terezi into blinding herself. HS 4478 Then you write the BR8K portion HS 5503 of Doc Scratch's genetic code, using your own blood.

You allow your blackrom with Eridan to fizzle out HS 4357 due to lack of interest. Sollux kicks off Sgrub. You get Equius to make a soulbot for Aradia. HS 4122 You bother Tavros and conspire with Aradia HS 4044 to overthrow Sollux as blue team leader, while also conspiring with Equius HS 4122 to overthrow Aradia. You play mindgames with Karkat, HS 4078 have your final chat with Doc Scratch, HS 4102 endure meddling from Kanaya, HS 4104 and pester Terezi. HS 4137

Equius accidentally HS 4128 causes the death of his and your lusii. HS 4134 You euthanize your lusus via guillotine. HS 4172 Aradia saves you from being crushed by Equius's house HS 4175 and you chew her out for a number of different things. HS 4176 She kicks you off the blue team, so you accept Karkat's offer to join the red team. HS 4196

You bring Tavros into the Medium HS 4248 and proceed to make his life miserable. HS 4250 Kanaya tells you to knock it off, HS 4256 and you send Tavros a rocket car. HS 4263 Tavros passes through his 2nd Gate and crashes into your room. HS 4273 You act out a Peter Pan fantasy with him. HS 4279 You join Karkat's 2nd memo HS 4447 and invite Tavros to go treasure-hunting with you. Snowman contacts you. HS 4452

While treasure-hunting with Tavros, HS 4416 you encounter Aradia, who beats the crap out of you. HS 4478 You force Tavros to carry you to your Quest Bed HS 5008 and ask him to kill you. HS 5014 Snowman urges you to use mind-control on him, HS 5016 but you refuse. Tavros is unable to kill you and leaves in tears. HS 5027 You bleed to death and ascend to the god tiers. HS 5030

You and the others defeat the Black King. You're just about to claim the reward when Bec Noir shows up and wrecks everything. Aradia teleports you to safety and you take refuge in the Veil.

Kanaya chainsaws off Tavros's legs, which you steal and hide in a chest in your room HS 4692.

Terezi discovers the humans and you start meddling with John. You ask Aradia about Bec Noir's weaknesses, implying you intend to fight him HS 4692.

You make your first attempts at mind-controlling a human. HS 4534 HS 4545 You practice a lot on Jade, HS 4959 causing her apparent narcolepsy. You contact John for the first time HS 4553 (though not the first for him). You chat with him several times HS 4561 HS 4572 HS 4624 HS 4632 and get him a new outfit that looks like yours. HS 4634 To your chagrin, John finds out your name. HS 4684 At some point you give all your hoarded boondollars to him HS 4692. You watch the video John linked you and develop a crush on Nicolas Cage, constructing a shrine to him in your room HS 4692. You also tell John about your hand in creating Bec Noir. HS 4874 HS 4884

You direct John to his Quest Bed HS 4979 HS 4981 and watch him get stabbed by Jack HS 4986 and ascend to the god tiers. You chat with pre-Sburb John and foreshadow your influence in his life. HS 5781

You eavesdrop on Tavros's awkward chat with Jade and then tear into him. HS 4957 He declares his intention to kill you. He confronts you and you kill him at about 2:41. HS 5197

You confide in John about murdering Tavros and your conflicted feelings about it. HS 5366 HS 5372 HS 5393 You face off against Eridan HS 5409 and Gamzee, HS 5413 but Kanaya shows up and punches you in the face. HS 5428 You ascend to the roof and leave a message for John, HS 5594 instructing him to corpse-smooch Rose and asking him on a date. HS 5750 You confront Terezi HS 5660 and get killed by her as you leave to fight Jack. HS 5737 HS 5763

In a dream bubble, you meet John HS 5783 and are frustrated that he doesn't remember you. HS 5805 Eventually you both realize that he's an alternate John HS 5849 and in his timeline, you only talked to him once. The two of you hang out, eventually start dating HS 7286, and then break up after a while HS 7287.

At some point, Gamzee prototypes Jane's sprite with your and Tavros's bodies HS 6731. You and Tavros make a terrible combo HS 6734, and your sprite self mercifully Tavrisplodes HS 6737 shortly after creation. You and Tavros wake up back in the afterlife as separate entities again HS 6739. Sometime after this, you and Tavros start dating HS 7283.

In the wake of Lord English blowing up a dream bubble, you hatch a plan to map the Furthest Ring and find a treasure vital to defeating him HS 7290. You meet Alpha John in a bubble HS 7285. You duel with Meenah HS 7327, but the two of you ultimately join forces HS 7857. You meet Aranea, and with her help you mind-control groups of ghosts into suicide missions to help further your treasure-hunting HS 7857. You get a pirate ship and are joined by Aradia and Sollux, and later by John again HS 7852, and by Nepeta and Feferi HS 7877 after their Fefetasplosion.

You find out that Hussie was trying to give you the Ring of Life HS 7941. Fed up with your verbal abuse, Tavros leaves your crew HS 7942, followed by Sollux, Nepeta, and Feferi HS 7946. John tells you that he has the Ring of Life but refuses to give it to you HS 7950. You make a dramatic speech about your motivations HS 7953 and find the treasure HS 7974. You object to Hussie’s stalling and break the fourth wall to read him the riot act. HS 7980 You unveil the intangible Homestuck logo. HS 7983 You witness John disappear into the logo. HS 8008

Later, you are alarmed by Aranea’s meddling, HS 8453 and Meenah braids your hair while you both lament Aranea’s actions. HS 8648

Equius
After your introduction HS 4079, HS 4109–HS 4119, we next see you forbidding Nepeta from joining the red team HS 4120,HS 4062. You also talk to Gamzee HS 4121 and Vriska HS 4122–HS 4123. Your lusus dies in a robot accident HS 4124–HS 4135, HS 4168.

After entering HS 4175, HS 4177, you strongjump to LOQAM to give Aradia the robot you made HS 4178–HS 4193.

You do some fighting on LOQAM HS 4214, travel to LOLCAT after Aradia leaves HS 4435–HS 4441, post in Karkat's memo HS 4442–HS 4443, and fight some more HS 4478[S].

At the end of the campaign HS 4491–HS 4504, Jack shows up and Aradia throws everybody into the portal to the lab HS 5078, HS 4827[S].

You fix Tavros up with some robot legs HS 4019–HS 4020, HS 4650–HS 4651 and warn him about stairs HS 4692[S].

At some point you have a rap-off with Dave that leaves you drying yourself off with Vriska's Nic Cage poster HS 4725–HS 4731.

When Derse is destroyed, you witness Aradiabot explode HS 5081–HS 5087 and post in Terezi's earlier memo HS 4654.

You later go off to have a feelings jam with Nepeta until Karkat summons you HS 5331 to seek the highb100d HS 5338[S], which doesn't end well HS 5339–HS 5348. Later we see that Gamzee's taken your body HS 5660 [S].

Gamzee
You chat with Karkat HS 3910 and roleplay with Equius HS 4121. Terezi invites you to play Sgrub, but you decline for the moment HS 3924. You meet your dying lusus on the beach. HS 3989 You rap with Tavros HS 4023 and ask him out. HS 5886 You bring Terezi into the Medium, and Tavros brings you in. HS 4061 Karkat travels to your planet, and you both witness Sollux's death and revival HS 4370. You indulge Eridan's emotional theatrics HS 4375.

While on your planet, you hang out with some imps and respond to Terezi's future memo HS 4529 and Karkat's future memo HS 5260.

You and the others defeat the Black King, with yours being the most powerful attack. HS 5260 You're just about to claim the reward when Bec Noir shows up and wrecks everything. Aradia teleports you to safety and you take refuge in the Veil. Presumably it's around this time that you run out of sopor slime. HS 4718

You set up a horn pile in the Lab HS 4692 and charge people 420 boondollars for a nap. Dave sends you the ICP video, and you're appalled by its blasphemy. HS 4718 You sober up and decide to kill everyone, messaging Karkat about this turn of events. HS 5258 You use your newly-awakened chucklevoodoos to mess with John and Dave's dreams. HS 5929

You stumble across Tavros's body and decapitate him. HS 5927 You also pinch Terezi's glasses and use them to freak out Karkat. HS 5327 You rage at pre-Sburb Dave. HS 5927 Around this time, you also interrupt Karkat's memo from 40 minutes in the past and taunt him HS 5261. You kill Equius and Nepeta HS 5339 and take their glasses and hat as trophies. HS 5415 You meet up with Eridan and Vriska, HS 5413 but are interrupted by Kanaya who crotch-kicks you out of sight. HS 5424 A bit later, you collect and decapitate the bodies of all the dead trolls and store the torsos in glass jars. HS 5660 You lure Terezi into the music room HS 5617 and play pranks on her with Lil Cal. HS 5620 You ascend to the roof HS 5747 and meet the four surviving trolls, HS 5985 but Karkat pacifies you and becomes your moirail. HS 5995

At 0:10, you and Lil Cal watch Jadesprite's creation and chat with Doc Scratch, who calls you a sucker. HS 6009 You and the others witness the Green Sun appear on the horizon. Sollux flies the meteor to it, dying in the process. You are joined by Rose, Dave, Aradia, and Sollux's ghost HS 6249, and you all depart on your three-year journey to the new session. You steal Sollux and Vriska's corpses HS 6257.

Sometime during Year 2, you become kismeses with Terezi. HS 7298

At the end of Year 2, you receive the codpiece from your dancestor HS 7208. Rose finds you watching over a sleeping Karkat, and you tell her about your blackrom. HS 7298

Sometime during Year 3, you break off your moirallegiance with Karkat. HS 7837

Using Aradia's music-boxes, you travel to Caliborn and Calliope's home planet in time to watch them hatch and care for them briefly HS 7882.

Later, you travel to Caliborn's in-game planet to be his guide and assistant HS 7370.

After getting your wings machine-gunned off, you travel to Jane's planet HS 6727, sell her some potions, and prototype her sprite with Vriska and Tavros's corpses HS 6731. Later, you do a similar number on Roxy and Jake's.

Later still, you prototype Dirk's sprite HS 7548 and hang out on his planet long enough to see the arrival of the tricksters and the demise of Fefetasprite. HS 7662

You and the Meteor crew arrive at LOTAK. HS 8123 You show up on LOLAR. HS 8275 You take a snooze inside the Battleship’s fridge while wearing a Ring. HS 8437 In a bubble, Aranea compels you to give her the Ring HS 8444 and take her back to the living world. HS 8451 You prevent Jane from resurrecting Jade. HS 8565 HS 8582 Terezi dropkicks you HS 8594 and stabs you a lot. HS 8606 HS 8656 Aranea’s distraction breaks you out of her mind control HS 8671 and you plead with Terezi to stop the stabbing. HS 8676 You rage out HS 8688 and beat the crap out of her. HS 8694 You nearly knock her into the lava HS 8720 but catch her at the last second HS 8728 and flip off Karkat and Kanaya. HS 8739

Eridan
Not too long ago, you had an arrangement with Vriska and Feferi HS 4359–HS 4365.

But we first see you cleaning up Gamzee's sylladex accident HS 3966–HS 3967 and living life like the aristocracy you are HS 4307–HS 4321, HS 4337–HS 4339, HS 4342–HS 4347.

You have an emotionally exhausting conversation with Feferi HS 4348–HS 4351, try to contact Vriska HS 4356–HS 4358, and show Kanaya your angsts HS 4243.

But none of this prepares you for Feferi's breakup HS 4367–HS 4368. Gamzee's advice isn't that helpful HS 4375–HS 4377, so you post on Karkat's loveline memo HS 4447 (approx 3:20 after Tavros/Vriska post there), but that's a dead end too.

Adventuring in LOWAA is pretty lonely (referenced in HS 5221[S]). You hit on future Karkat in a memo HS 5260–HS 5261, and eventually head to LOBAF to duel Sollux HS 4478[S].

At the end of the campaign HS 4491–HS 4504, Jack shows up and Aradia throws everybody into the portal to the lab HS 5078, HS 4827[S].

In the lab, you're awkward around Vriska HS 4692[S] and come on a little too hard to Rose HS 4705–HS 4706, (future Eridan in HS 4692[S]), HS 4710. (HS 5081 shows you with your computer intact just before Aradiabot explodes)

You decide white magic science is your true calling. Kanaya makes you a wand HS 4946–HS 4947 and you give Jade your gun HS 5075–HS 5076. You return to the lab declaring hope is lost and intending to defect HS 5221[S]. Nobody likes this plan. You KO Sollux in a duel, kill Feferi and Kanaya, and abscond HS 5222–HS 5248.

This culminates in a faceoff with Vriska and Gamzee while Mindfang narrates HS 5408–HS 5416, a 3x SHOWDOWN COMBO HS 5420[S] if you will. But Kanaya intervenes HS 5421–HS 5437. Later we see that Gamzee's taken your body HS 5660[S].

Feferi
Not too long ago, you had an arrangement with Vriska and Eridan HS 4359–HS 4365.

Cuttlefish HS 4080–HS 4082!

Anyways, the Eridan part of that arrangement is still intact HS 4321–HS 4336. We learn a little more about you HS 4340–HS 4347 before you have an emotionally exhausting conversation with Eridan HS 4348, HS 4352–HS 4355.

Still, you're super excited about the game, as your reveal to Kanaya HS 4228.

After entering HS 4366, you break up with Eridan HS 4367 and go to check on Sollux HS 4369. After reviving him HS 4378–HS 4381, HS 4415, the two of you fight imps on LOBAF together HS 4478[S].

At some point you also post in a rather confusing future Karkat memo HS 5260.

At the end of the campaign HS 4491–HS 4504, Jack shows up and Aradia throws everybody into the portal to the lab HS 5078, HS 4827[S].

In the lab, you hang out with Sollux as he traces Dave's money transfer to Terezi HS 4659–HS 4660, HS 4671.

When Karkat forbids sleeping, you try to stand up for the Horrorterrors HS 4692.

Later you suggest helping the humans instead of trolling them HS 4529. For instance, you tell Jade it's not her fault about Bec HS 4891[Mem].

You spend some time sleeping in the horn pile HS 5081, HS 4710, (future Feferi in HS 4692), even after Jack kills your dream self HS 5197, (referenced in HS 4654). It turns out you're arranging for the Horrorterrors to set up dream bubbles, where you see Jade HS 4748. You follow up with her after waking up HS 4749–HS 4750.

After the other trolls start to disperse, you relax with Sollux in the horn pile until Eridan comes back HS 5221[S] and kills you HS 5222–HS 5233, HS 5252. Later we see that Gamzee's taken your body HS 5660 [S].

After death, you talk to Jade in another dream bubble HS 4890–HS 4894.