User:TrilbyulationDungeoneer

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> Introduce Self:

Your name is ASSHAT ENGLISHMAN DOMINIC SEERS.

It is a n UN SEASONABLY CHILLY march day. You are sitting in your living room typing out a character profile for YOURSELF, which you seem to be doing A LOT these days. You pause for a moment to consider the metafiction in all this, then discard such thoughts as IDLE WHIMSY.

You are NINETEEN YEARS OLD, and have recently been KICKED OUT OF COLLEGE for being TOO AWESOME, or at least that's what you TELL YOURSELF. Arguably MORE AWESOME are the ridiculous number of characters and concepts you continuously find yourself thinking of and creating, regardless of situation. You have a penchant for ROLEPLAY and consider yourself a MASSIVE NERD. Your hobbies include skulking around your FLAT surfing the INTERNET, DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS, WARHAMMER 40,000 and INCREASING YOUR NERD CRED through ANY MEANS NECESSARY.

You are known to play VIDEOGAMES, but find the experience unfulfilling when done on your own. You have a SIMILAR APPROACH to MOVIES, of which you like the action and comedy types most.

WHAT WILL YOU DO?

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> Bellow Like An Ox and Break Some Minifigs.

WHAT NO NEVER. You could NEVER hurt those precious, precious pieces of overpriced plastic. They are your tiny little gun-weilding children.

But still, the urge for anarchy... it is strong.