Homestuck: Act 6 Intermission 1

Act 6 Intermission 1 is part of Act 6. It returns focus to the events following the Critical Moment: John and Jade traveling between the Fourth Walls, and Dave and Rose meeting up with the Trolls at the Green Sun. It is currently untitled.

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 * HS 6185Hussiebot announces that one of the curtains is down, and five more are ready to be set up, meaning there will be five more sub-acts (including this one).
 * HS 6189Hussiebot becomes aware that not all of his characters are dead and not all of his story is fucked up, and remembers the Yellow HS 5558 (Yard), also remembering how short of a time period a nanosecond is.
 * HS 6191Hussiebot hurries up to the Yellow Yard, but realizes that even with his robotic author avatar he can't do anything, and instead just levels John and Jade up.
 * HS 6194 John and Jade then reap the spoils of their level increase, but instead of boondollars ("That shit is for babies now."), they receive the GIFT OF GAB badge, which removes the necessity of a chat client or any other medium to talk to others.
 * HS 6195 With the beginning of the intermission proper, John and Jade begin conversing on the battleship's bow in what Jade thinks is a limbo dimension between worlds. Jade lets John know how Rose and Dave's mission went and what further plans they will have with the new session. At one point, they notice the Hussiebot staring at them, and Jade assumes he's "extra dimensional shenanigan based phenomena perhaps?????"
 * HS 6201 At this, Hussiebot gives them their privacy by hanging some green curtain cloth over the two walls.
 * HS 6202 Jade estimates that due to temporal relativity, she and John will arrive in the new session in three years from their point of view. Jade also asserts that despite her powers over space, she can't teleport them instantly because teleportation can only be done locally and not into another universe. Besides, as they had left the domain of the Green Sun, and therefore were subject to normal physics, they could no longer go faster than light. She then tells of the exact way Rose and Dave unknowingly succeeded in their mission to create the Sun in the first place. John is left nonplussed at all of this.
 * HS 6210 Meanwhile, in the Trolls' session, PM and Serenity face down Bec Noir, while the trolls fly away towards the Green Sun. As Jack looks on at the fully prototyped PM, Serenity blinks "YOU SUCK!!!" at him.
 * HS 6212 Jack suddenly starts developing romantic feelings for PM...
 * HS 6215 ...but she loathes him to the point of kismesissitude.
 * HS 6220 Jack hurriedly absconds, Serenity blinking "Coward!" at him as he leaves. PM sheathes her sword.
 * HS 6223 PM checks up on WV while Serenity begs PM to "Please... help him!!!".
 * HS 6225 The scene switches to the trolls flying towards the Green Sun. The remaining trolls are standing around Sollux's body, dead from the exertion of hurling the asteroid towards the sun.
 * HS 6229 As Karkat breaks down over his friend's second death, Dave, Rose, Aradia and Sollux arrive at the asteroid.
 * HS 6233 Jade is able to observe their meeting with the powers she inherited from Bec, and John through her.
 * HS 6237 John contemplates using Jade as a portal to the Green Sun to meet up with the Trolls, but worries that Jade'll be lonely. She replies that with the inhabitants of five planets with her (uncaptchaloging them as she speaks), she won't be. John then comments that Jade is now a furry, "but not really the weird kind", to which Jade frowns.
 * HS 6239 John decides to send a message to the others, but finds himself without a good movie poster to write it on, so Jade materializes an Armageddon poster and both of John's beloved books to send it in. However, John doesn't want to part ways with the books, so she materializes a bucket instead while unshrinking everyone from the planets.
 * HS 6244 John writes his message which Davesprite puts in the bucket (while defacing the front). John then tosses it at Jade, who acts as a portal to Rose, Dave, and the trolls. However, he then realizes too late that buckets are particularly sensitive material in troll culture; this results in Karkat watching in shock as the bucket flies towards him.
 * HS 6246 Rose and Dave level up and acquire the GIFT OF GAB Badge.
 * HS 6249 Rose, Dave and the trolls discuss funerals and Death.
 * HS 6250 Karkat interrupts the death discussion, as he is concerned about what the plan is, since the Green Sun did not blow up. He's so agitated that Gamzee needs to fulfill his role as Karkat's moirail.
 * HS 6251 Karkat, now complaining about the brightness of the Green Sun and his inability to relax around it, sarcastically asks for sunglasses. Kanaya complies and hands him Equius's glasses, which Karkat refuses.
 * HS 6253 Karkat now questions who the leader is, to which Aradia suggests that Rose, the Seer of Light, should be the leader. Rose suggests that they wait for a bit before they travel through the Furthest Ring to reach the new session. She calculates that this journey will take approximately three years.
 * HS 6256 Aradia says she will not be going on the journey with the others as she still has work to do in the Furthest Ring. Sollux also says he will stay behind since he is a half ghost and is tired of adventuring. Kanaya contemplates staying but is convinced to continue on.
 * HS 6257 Karkat discovers that Sollux and Vriska's bodies are missing. Gamzee has apparently taken the bodies to decapitate them and put them in science jars. At this, Kanaya goes "Clown Hunting".
 * HS 6259 Karkat asks Kanaya not to spill any more blood on her clown hunt when suddenly the bucket that John sent impacts his face.
 * HS 6271 Karkat reads John's letter on the defaced poster, stopping to gawk at the latter's unintentional innuendos. He begins to have a mental breakdown over the thought of all the sloppy troll/human makeout sessions. The quick-eyed may also have the pleasure of viewing a short scene of Nic Cage being incredibly creepy.
 * HS 6279 PM observes the group on the laboratory meteor and, perhaps assuming they may be able to help him, uses herself as a portal to toss WV to them.
 * HS 6283 Rose explains that WV is coming with them and that they need to leave immediately as Jack is quickly approaching. Serenity asks Rose "You there, miss! Please help my friend!'. Karkat suggests setting up a checkpoint so that "Gamzee doesn't try to hoard WV's body."
 * HS 6286 The meteor zooms away from the Green Sun with the help of Sollux and Aradia. PM observes as Jack gives chase.
 * HS 6290 PM flies towards the Green Sun. While the curtains close on Act 6 Intermission 1, we are treated to a few visions that Jane sees from her Prospitian tower, among them Imperial Drones, Ro?? Lalonde chucking a mutant cat through a Fenestrated Wall, and the eruption of Jake's Forge.