Roxy Lalonde (pre-scratch)

The Mother of Rose Lalonde. She seems to possess a tense relationship with her daughter and is said not to be very supportive of her. She is a gin drinker, and a possible alcoholic. She decorates their house with Wizards much in the same way John's father adorns his in Harlequins. Just as John and his father possess similar, yet distinct, loves of comedy, Rose and her mother might both possess an appreciation for the mystical arts; Rose leaning towards Lovecraftian horrors, while her mother enjoys classical wizards. Rose believes her mother is constantly making her life miserable of her through cruel irony, but that may just be a misunderstanding on her part. Rose's mother held a funeral for Jaspers when Rose was young, a fine example of the mysterious cruel irony that Rose holds so much angst against.

It can be assumed that Mrs./Ms./Miz Lalonde is quite wealthy as she can afford to live in an architectural marvel of a house and had a twenty foot tall granite statue lowered into her house for the sole purpose of decoration. As the statue matched her wizard theme it is probable she had it commissioned specially.