Quadrants

troll relationships
Troll culture is a frustratingly difficult concept for humans to grasp, so much so that in response to a HS 4394 (callous remark), Andrew Hussie trolls the readers by forcing us to to read the troll relationship info HS 4395 (all over again), BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK. It is built around a set of extremely complicated relationships. As Karkat says to Vriska, trolls are driven by the two primary emotions, hate and pity. It seems like both of these are necessary in troll society, although most of their social system remains obscure.

Troll romance is divided into four quadrants including matespritship (denoted with a heart), moirallegiance (signified by a diamond), kismesissitude (employing the spade as its emblem), and auspisticism (iconified as a club).

The boundaries between the relationships are fluid. Young trolls, like humans, have to find the right balance between the emotions. Since all the Hivebent trolls are still young, they seem to be perpetually confused by the complexities of troll romance, and in some cases are far from discovering romance in any quadrant. Trolls do not differentiate HS 4528 (by sex or gender) when it comes to their relationships - the very idea is foreign to them.

Nepeta appears to be keeping track of the red relationships with her Shipping wall.

Red Romance (Redrom)
These types fall under the pity hemisphere of troll emotions, and are associated with the color red. They are tied to strongly positive emotions.

Mating Fondness/Matespritship/Flushed Quadrant ♥
"karkat"

- CG: <3

The one most like human love/romance. Matesprits have a strong feeling of affection for one another - though troll psychology being what it is, courtship can be just as violent as that between kismeses, and indeed it can flail between one and the other. It is one of the two concupiscent relationships, those that deal with reproduction, the other being kismesissitude. Matespritships's quadrant is known as the flushed quadrant.

Dad and Mom were given as examples when matespritship was described.

The term is a portmanteau of "mate" and "esprit" (lively, with spirit.) Mating fondness corresponds with the ancient Greek concept of έρως (érōs), or "passionate/lustful love."

Known Matesprits:


 * Karkat and Terezi, from HS 4476 (this) conversation and HS 5744 (this) hug.
 * Feferi and Sollux
 * Marquise Spinneret Mindfang and the Summoner, from HS 005657 (here).
 * The Sufferer and The Disciple, from this page, though strictly speaking their love is described as going beyond the quadrants.

Known unrequited matesprits: Chat version: <3
 * Eridan for Feferi.
 * Kanaya for Vriska (may only be formerly, as she planned to "abandon" her "preposterous infatuation").
 * Nepeta for Karkat.
 * Vriska for Nicolas Cage.
 * Tavros for Jade.
 * Eridan for Nepeta.
 * Vriska for Kanaya, from HS 5443 (here)
 * Vriska for John (possibly reciprocated).
 * Gamzee for Tavros, from HS 5886 (here)

Moirallegiance/Pale Quadrant ♦
"kanaya"

- GA: It Just Means Theres Got To Be Someone Around To Keep An Eye On Them

Moirallegiance (derived from the three Moirae, or Fates, and the word allegiance) is a process that occurs between a troll and their "moirail" (also informally known as a HS 5996 (palemate)). It is a form of guardianship, but it isn't simply about being platonic soul bros forever, see Andrew's comment. A troll is compelled by fate to watch over their moirail and keep them in line. Despite the platonic appearance of this role (as we currently understand it) to us humans, trolls consider it a type of HS 4241 (romance). It is one of the two conciliatory relationships, the other being auspistice. Moirallegiance's quadrant is known as the pale quadrant. As it is a redrom, it is linked to pity in the same way that black romance (blackrom) is linked to hate.

Moirallegiance is a portmanteau of "moira" (fated) and "allegiance." This kind of relationship may be most similar to the Greek concept of στοργή (storgē), or "like family," which can be defined as "a desire to ensure the well-being of another."

Known moirails:
 * Feferi and Eridan (Formerly)
 * Nepeta and Equius
 * Kanaya and Vriska
 * Gamzee and Karkat
 * Draconian Dignitary and Jack Noir (Unconfirmed)

Chat version: <>

Black Romance (Blackrom)
These types fall under the hate hemisphere, and are associated with the color black. They are tied to strongly negative emotions.

Auspistice/Ashen Quadrant ♣
"eridan"

- CA: i figure if youre going to auspisticize any twwo brinesuckers wwho sneer at each other a funny wway you might as wwell make it official and be ours right

An auspistice (derived from the terms auspice and armistice) is a "facilitator" of some sort between two others, mediating interactions between them and keeping their relationship functional. Eridan said that he and Vriska would likely become kismesis if Kanaya did not intervene and auspistice for them, which hints at the relationship between the two mediated parties being similar to, but distinct from, a kismesis relationship. Without auspistices, widespread black infidelity is guaranteed. It is one of the two conciliatory relationships, the more platonic ones, the other being moirallegiance. Auspistice's quadrant is known as the ashen quadrant.

Auspistice is a portmanteau of "auspicious" (fortunate, promising) and "armistice" (truce.) It may be analogous to the ancient Greek concept of αγάπη (agápē), or "selfless love," since the auspistice doesn't get anything out of this directly.

Known auspisitices:
 * Kanaya between Eridan and Vriska. According to Eridan, Kanaya can be called upon frequently for this function, and he refers to her as "the vvillage twwo wwheel devvice wwhen it comes to auspisticing.
 * Kanaya between Vriska and Tavros. Yet it failed, because she was too worked up on her own feelings to grasp the situation and now it's all gone down the slime tube.
 * Almost John, between Terezi and Karkat, but this was averted.
 * Almost Terezi, between Sollux and Eridan, as implied by Alterniabound, had Sollux not rejected Eridan completely.
 * Feferi thought Eridan was trying to get her to auspisticize between him and Sollux as kismeses. Sollux still tries to avoid all interactions with Eridan except duels.
 * Nepeta believes Jade to be auspisticizing between Karkat's past and future selves
 * between and Spades Slick, as seen HS 005758 (there.)
 * Kanaya between Eridan's torso and Eridan's severed legs, according to Hussie
 * Kanaya feels the compulsion to auspice between Gamzee and Karkat, however Karkat "shoosh"s her, stopping her as seen HS 5985 (here)

Chat version: c3< (though o8< appears in Equius: Seek the highb100d.).

Kismesissitude/Mating Unfondness?/Caliginous Quadrant ♠
"feferi"

- CC: T)(at is so ridiculous, any girl would be lucky to )(ave a kismesis as diabolical as you, especially T)(AT one.

This is what a troll feels towards someone known as their kismesis (derived from the terms kismet + nemesis) or "fated enemy". This is linked to hatred, and it is necessary that both parties feel hatred towards each other. Not any kind of hatred will do, since there is such a thing as platonic hatred amongst trolls (similar to the human concept of platonic love). In other words, kismesissitude seems to be based on a mix of hatred and sexual attraction. As it thrives on a rivalry between two trolls, defeating or killing your kismesis is discouraged, since obviously there wouldn't be a relationship anymore. It is one of the two concupiscent relationships, those that deal with reproduction, the other being matespritship, and it has been shown that like with matespritship HS 5755 (kissing is considered an appropriate expression of kismesissitude). Kismesissitude's quadrant is known as the caliginous quadrant.

Kismesis is a portmanteau of "kismet" (fated) and "nemesis."

Known kismesissitudes:
 * Jack and the Queen. Andrew stated "troll players could immediately place it as a dead ringer for kismesissitude." Even in the form of Snowman, the Black Queen continues to taunt Spades Slick.
 * Eridan and Vriska, although Vriska broke things off.
 * Karkat believes he might be his own kismesis. The only opponent he's ever really felt was strong enough against him was his past and future selves, who he has spent most of his recent time on Trollian arguing with, even after meeting the kids. According to Terezi, he has become obsessed with arguing with his past and future selves.
 * Marquise Spinneret Mindfang and Orphaner Dualscar, although Mindfang ends the relationship.

Known unrequited kismesissitudes:
 * Eridan for Rose. He solicits her, citing what he perceives to be similarities between the two of them as reasons why they would make a good rivalry: noble blood and diabolical theatrics. She blows up his computer, which seems to only exacerbate his feelings towards her.
 * Eridan again, for Sollux. He is predictibly rejected yet again, at which point he realizes how pathetic he is.
 * Karkat for John, as shown in HS 4526 (Act 5 Act 2). Over time though, the feeling changes to this human emotion called friendship.
 * Gamzee for perhaps Dave, or Insane clown Posse after seeing their video.
 * Terezi and Vriska have developed a rivalry that several characters explicitly recognize as a potential kismessitude, including its appearance on Nepeta's Shipping wall.
 * Terezi for Gamzee very briefly on HS 5985 (this page), though these thoughts are immediately banished when she is shooshed by Karkat.

Chat version: <3< (though <}< appears in Equius: Seek the highb100d.).

Matesprit/Kismesis double reacharound
It is not uncommon for two parties to flicker back and forth between the two concupiscent quadrants. Often one party will have red feelings while the other one has black feelings. This is however not a true quadrant of troll romance and thus one party will often adjust their feelings temporarily to match their partner's emotions.

This sort of relationship volatility is one of the reasons why auspistice is an important part of troll romance.

Possible matesprit/kismesis double reacharound pairs include:
 * Equius and Aradia.
 * Vriska for Tavros.
 * Sollux for Gamzee, as shown HS 5985 (here) (confusing Karkat, as due to being blind Sollux is actually looking at Lil' Cal).

Double reacharound pairs correspond with the ancient Greek concept of μανία (mania), or "highly volatile/obsessive love".

Friendship
A troll disease which spreads among groups if not carefully controlled. Equius says that in troll language, the word for friend is exactly the same as the word for enemy, even though both words are said separately in HS 4121 (this conversation), which he has with Gamzee right afterwards.

Friendship corresponds with the ancient Greek concept of φιλία (philía), or "love between peers," which humans inexplicably believe to be a good and powerful thing. As a prank, John refers to it as an emotion in a HS 3567 (conversation) with Karkat, but HS 3294 (later) (from Karkat's perspective, earlier from his own) insists that it is not.

Aradiabot refers to Karkat as being her friend in Alterniabound.

Relationships With Humans
In trolling the kids' timeline, and despite Karkat's orders to troll with extreme predjudice, some of the trolls seem to have developed feelings towards the kids, the only confirmed one being Karkat's failed kismessitude for John, but with moirallegiance-type feelings HS 004630 (here), shown by Kanaya for Rose. Also, Vriska has developed a crush on (presumed deceased) human action star Nicholas Cage (in reality, he became the Nick of Time), and used her intensified variation of the symbol for matespritship, <33333333, HS 004625 (when John instinctively used her typing quirk). She later HS 5756 (expressed the intention to take John out on) "a human d8, whatever that entails" if they ever meet. Terezi has also been shown being somewhat infatuated by Dave, though the outcome remains to be seen.

The kids have also been shown throughout their early childhood as wearing the quadrant signs: HS 4605 (John wears Spades), HS 4668 (Dave wears Hearts) and HS 4950 (Jade wears Diamonds). This presumably leaves Rose with Clubs.