Future Pickle Inspector

Future Pickle Inspector (FPI) is one of the two entities that resulted when the imaginary Pickle Inspector used TEMPORAL REPLICSIMILE. He is the red one.

When PI (the real one) made his way to the Control Room, he watched through a Window to the Realm of Imagination as his imaginary self used TEMPORAL REPLICSIMILE to split into two instances. One of these new PIs disappeared into the past, and the other into the future.

FPI arrived on the scene just in time to rescue Nervous Broad, who had been shoved out of Mobster Kingpin's office window. He briefly considered bringing NB to the deck of the Chicago Overcoat, where the rest of Team Sleuth was just starting to throw down with Demonhead Mobster Kingpin. He decided that an epic battle with a demon was no place for a lady, and instead left her safely behind on Whore Island.

FPI was a valuable member of the team during the battle with DMK. He helped bolster the team's defenses by summoning TREACLE AEGIS and dealt a devistating blow to DMK with a JAWBREAKER BOMB. He would have summoned a SCHEMA PUMPKIN, but that turned out to be unnecessary considering one was clearly in plain view the entire time.

Just as FPI was about to raise DMK's EMOTIONS with a haunting tuba refrain, DMK turned a VEXATIOUS GLOWERS in his direction. In order to avoid the attack FPI used TEMPORAL REPLICSIMILE, and thus ceased to be. He sent one copy of himself into the past (Past-Future Pickle Inspector) and the other into the future (Future-Future Pickle Inspector).

FPI never got the chance to use his COMB RAVE. Luckily his SUCKLE EWER was compatible with other imaginary PIs, so that sweet, sweet JACOSE HONEY did not go to waste.