Homestuck: Act 6 Intermission 2

Act 6 Intermission 2 is part of Act 6. It is the current act, and is untitled for now.

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 * HS 6567 Hussie tries to feed an inexplicably cyborg-ified, bed-ridden Spades Slick some fresh lususmilk. He proves uncooperative, so Hussie calls for Ms. Paint to bring in some soup.
 * HS 6573 Ms. Paint prepares some licorice scotty dog soup, while cyborg Spades Slick stabs Hussie a few times.
 * HS 6577 Hussie threatens to repair Slick's other eye, as Ms. Paint on her way with the soup suddenly encounters who has destroyed the Hussiebot.
 * HS 6585 Bored out of his mind, Karkat starts another memo to blow some steam a year into the group's journey through the Furthest Ring. His memo is joined by himself from 10 minutes into the future, who has by that point changed his text color to match his blood.
 * HS 6587 Karkat talks to himself about how the meteor they are traveling on passes through Dream Bubbles. While he is glad to see his dead friends are happy in them, the random swapping from the long voyage to the dream bubbles and back is taking its toll on him.
 * HS 6589 As Karkat continues his conversation, there is a flashback where Karkat, Kanaya, and Rose encounter dead God Tier versions of Eridan and Feferi in a dream bubble image of the Land of Wrath and Angels. The doomed timeline Feferi uses her Life powers on the Wayward Vagabond.
 * HS 6591 Current Karkat laments about Terezi's friendship with Dave, although Future Karkat insists it's because of his insistence of having her on every quadrant. Eventually, Future Karkat causes Current Karkat to Flip The Fuck Out over the nature of his sudden anger before leaving. The memo cycle starts once again.
 * HS 6595 Rose and Kanaya are in the computer room which has been redecorated when Dave joins them.
 * HS 6597 Dave is looking for Terezi, while Kanaya is still looking for Gamzee. Rose explains to Dave that she and Kanaya have been researching. Dave goes to get some coffee to prepare for Rose's briefing of what she's learned from the numerous libraries on the meteor along with her Seer abilities.
 * HS 6601 Rose explains to Dave that the tome she's been working on is a history of their adventures, and she's writing it in the hope that it will be useful to someone in the future. So goes on to explain that the new session is also a null session, and that just about everything that can go wrong already has; even worse, the session is also a void session, meaning that no prototypings ever happen and the Battlefield never develops beyond its initial state, making it impossible to produce a universe with it.
 * HS 6603 Rose further explains that once they arrive at the post-scratch session it will become a blank slate and that "The path to success will be made possible by a combination of efforts and assets from both iterations.". During her explanation, Courtyard Droll is seen blowing up the unprototyped Battlefield as well as the unprototyped White King and Black King.
 * HS 6605 Dave is worried about having to defeat Jack, who is close behind them and being followed by PM. Rose acknowledges the challenge and says that it is not impossible and that there is no time limit to doing so as there is no actual reckoning. She further explains that since the battlefield does not evolve due to the post-scratch session being a 'void' session, the Black King does not initiate the reckoning and in effect there is no destruction of the earth as a defense mechanism of Skaia.
 * HS 6606 Rose explains that the most important meteors to be sent through the defense portals are the ones that deliver the young players to their planets. She clarifies that when the scratch was initiated the only thing Skaia has control over to drastically change the session was the destination times of the young players. This results in a reset of the session.
 * HS 6607 Rose explains that Skaia had switched the destination times of the original players and their ancestors except for some reason Dirk and Roxy arrived 400 years after Jane and Jake.
 * HS 6608 Dave reveals he is uncomfortable with meeting his Bro again and would prefer to deal with more alternate versions of himself. Rose reveals she is excited about meeting a younger version of her Mom and Dave's Bro. Dave starts thinking about who should greet who when they arrive when Rose reveals Dave had already seen the younger version of their Mom in a Dream Bubble and mentions some "Freudian semi-blunders" about this, including between Dave and herself, much to Kanaya's confusion and Dave's embarrassment as he describes Skaia as a perv.
 * HS 6609 As Kanaya and Dave were about to leave, Karkat enters the room, still angry from his memos. Karkat starts yelling at Dave, questioning him about Terezi.
 * HS 6611 Karkat tells Dave of his awareness of the four quadrants as gained through countless hours of watching romcoms and reading romance novels. Karkat also reveals that he's perfectly fine with Dave being with Terezi, just as long as he can also participate in the relationship, just as in one of the romance novels which Karkat offers to Dave. Dave gets increasingly nonplussed with Karkat's advice, while Rose steals the novel out of Karkat's hands after taking a good look at it.
 * HS 6614 Karkat begins drawing out the schedule for the vacillation, only for Dave to interrupt him by grabbing his writing hand. The two get into a scuffle over the increasingly non-gridlike drawing.
 * HS 6619 The scuffle devolves further into a fist-fight, which Karkat interprets as kismesis-play. Kanaya wonders if she should auspitize between the two.
 * HS 6622 Karkat ends up tangled in Dave's cape which allows Dave to throw Karkat onto the table. Terezi starts speaking over the loud speaker informing them of an approaching Dream Bubble.
 * HS 6628 The Prospitian Battleship reaches the 1 year mark in its journey across the Yellow Yard.
 * HS 6629 John, Jade, and several of the ship passengers play the Ghostbusters II MMORPG.
 * HS 6631 Davesprite is shown to be fully healed and is also playing the Ghostbusters II MMORPG. John begins to admit the game sucks as Jade finishes creating her character which happens to be a furry. John questions why Jade continues to call Davesprite, Davesprite as he just calls him Dave except as a "magical orange dave with wings", Jade agrees but begins to explain there are other differences.
 * HS 6633 Jade explains Davesprite's personality is slightly different which she attributes to either living in the alternate timeline for a period of time or becoming a sprite. She explains she absorbed Jadesprite's memories when she ascended but doesn't recall much of being a sprite so can't be sure if that is why Davesprite is different. She does remember being dead and meeting trolls they hadn't met before. They talk about their current dreams in which they have failed to meet Rose or Dave, John questions how the relationship between Jade and Davesprite will impact the relationship between Jade and Dave when they meet up. Jade questions John about Rose mentioning she believes that John on some level wanted it to be true. John brings up Vriska (not knowing she is dead), mentioning they had feelings a year ago but they only knew each other for a day and doubts either of them will have feelings for each other by the time the two groups meet up.
 * HS 6637 Jaspersprite arrives with another birthday cake for John from Nannasprite. He starts meowing a birthday song which riles up Jade, causing her to bark at him.
 * HS 6638 Jade's inherited canine instincts get the better of her, and she chases Jaspersprite through the ship while John holds on to her for dear life.
 * HS 6639 Jaspersprite runs through a wall, and Jade warps after him. John bounces off the wall painfully.
 * HS 6640 John blacks out.
 * HS 6641 John enters a dream bubble where he gets kicked in the face by a sleepwalking Roxy.
 * HS 6651 John is confronted by Meenah, who tells him to clamscray so she can poke Roxy with her trident.