The Homestuck Epilogues: Meat, Epilogue Three

Meat, Epilogue Three is the third epilogue in the Meat narrative of The Homestuck Epilogues. It consists of chapters 14 to 17 of the Meat route.

Synopsis

 * Jane tries to seduce Jake. It doesn’t go well. He leaves. Jane calls Dirk, who can’t talk, as Rose is in his workshop.
 * The Lord English battle. Rose and Jade die. Meenah and Davepeta join the fight. John is mortally wounded. Dave dies. Davepeta drags Lord English through the black hole (see Meat postscript).
 * In Dirk’s workshop, he and Rose discuss philosophy, predictions, the curse of knowledge. Rose loses herself more. Dirk gains control of the narrative.
 * Dirk narrates directly to the reader, on “I” and on “You-ness.” Dirk starts getting the plot down to fucking business.