User:Chezrush

My name is Matt. I enjoy a varity of INTERESTS. I like to go SWIMMING and play FOOTBALL. I really don't care for FANFICTION or TROLLING, due to so I try to stop them from destroying this amazing WIKI. My zodiac is ARIES and due to that I enjoy seeing ARADIA in the webcomic HOMESTUCK. My favorite food is FOOD. My chumhandle is swordKrack and I type fucking zweet

TODAY I AM... Probably not going to edit as much due to summer.

World
My land is called the land of Games and Sno Cones. It is humoresly covered in JPEG effects. You could say I "Made it hapen" But I did not. It did itself. It is also randomly covered with video games. In the middle of the world is a sno cone store which has shit awesome sno cones. It also makes babies. Thats right. I own your babies.

Relationships
My server client is scrambledSubmarine who lives in Miami. She is very pissed off at hats for some reason and refuses any kind of one. The leader of the session is orangitangTransformer who I have met only before on Prospit and Pesterchum (though she is still one of my good friends). Her server client is racketChicken who is a prick basically speaking. My patron troll is Xathan Tymers who is quite controlling and loud to say the least. My Guardian is Eli Manning who is a guy that I like to strife with to say the least again. I have a bro named Petebot who had a bad accedent. In fact he's now a robot who talks like this yo!4829

Biography
Right at the beginning of SBURB, I had no idea what was going on. So I was forced to read a GameFaq guide to learn. Thanks to it, I had learned how to prototype which I had prototyped my robot brother. I then advanced to LOGASC (Land Of Games And Sno Cones) and begun to explore. But thanks to some Mysterious Machinery, A troll by the name of Aklard (who was also one of my friends patron troll) had begun to try to kill me. It was shit. I KO'd her and transportalised her back to where she came from. I shortly found my 1st Gate and made it to the LOHAD (Land Of Hearts And Devices) Where I met my server player, Anais.

Trivia
465px|left|My Favorite Homestuck Song
 * John's birthday is the day before mine.
 * I like CHEEZBURGERS beyond all punctuation.
 * My original pesterchum, metalicNinjarobot was named that due to my dream of wanting a ninja robot.
 * Of all the edits I've made, I only have made one page (I have made a couple talk pages but they don't count.)

My favorite pages

 * Aradia Megido
 * Time Shenanigans
 * What Pumpkin?
 * Squiddles! Full Opening Tier
 * Weird Plot Shit
 * trolls