Homestuck: Act 6 Act 1

The sixth act of Homestuck is still untitled and ongoing. It follows the new instances of the kids in the new version of the universe after the Scratch.

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 * HS 6013 We are taken to the new, post-scratch version of Earth, where we see scenes hinting at the four new Sburb players. At the end, it is shown that a mysterious troll is watching them on a monitor marked with a caduceus symbol; a symbol related to the Rod of Asclepius which is in turn related to the Ophiuchus astrological sign. Also, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff is apparently a  MOVIE MOIVE in this universe.


 * HS 6015 It is the 11th of November, 2011. A new character, Jane Crocker, is introduced. She is Nanna's alternate self after The Scratch, taking the place of John Egbert, and is to play the Sburb alpha.


 * HS 6018 Another new character, Jake English, is introduced. He is Grandpa's alternate self after The Scratch, taking the place of Jade Harley.


 * HS 6021 After short introductions of Jane and Jake, a wild character select screen appears. With it, the Reader would be able to select all four new characters, that is to say, if post-Scratch Mom and Bro were introduced.


 * The following happens if you choose Jane:


 * HS 6022 Jane's Fetch Modus, Recipe and Strife Specibus, spoonkind are revealed. Then Jane looks out of her window and notices her dad captchalogue his car and wash it, giving her an opportunity to sneak out.
 * HS 6034 Jane gets on Bettybother, a Crockercorp product, and is pestered by Jake, who needs to ask Strider a question related to his project with his pen pal; he needs to send the Bunny today. They both agree that they are busy and have things to do.
 * HS 6037 Crockercorp undergoes a rebranding at 11:11, changing the spoon logo to a fork, the imperial logo of The Condesce. Jane's weapon is similarly changed so that it can toggle between spoon and fork.
 * HS 6044 When Jane is about to rummage through her chest, she is pestered by uranianUmbra, who seems to know a lot about the overarching plot and expresses hope that Jane will succeed, suggesting she check the inscription on her book downstairs for proof.
 * HS 6048 Jane goes back to her chest and captchalogues the contents. Jane decides to mess with the Gristwidget 12000 which, to her, converts her items to "stupid things that look like Gushers". She tests it with the Dunce Cap for the price of 10 Boondollars (which she has plenty of as an heiress of Crockercorp).
 * HS 6053 Jane dons her Unreal Heiress Thoughtwave Tiaratop and is contacted by R??? Lalonde.
 * HS 6057 During the conversation, Jane notices that the mailbox flag is up.
 * HS 6061 After putting on a Clever Disguise, Jane prepares to sneak downstairs and collect the mail without Dad noticing.
 * HS 6062 Just as she is about to leave her room, the wild character select screen reappears.


 * The following happens if you choose Jake:


 * HS 6063 Jake equips his Pistolkind to his Strife Specibus, then examines and captchalogues his holster belt.
 * HS 6071 Jake then begins kissing his posters, which happen to be blue-skinned girls just like Grandpa's, but quickly stops in embarrassment.
 * HS 6073 A package Jake has been working on is revealed. We already have a very clear image of what it is and what it does. Though, Jake seems to think Jade and John exist in the early 20th century, while they are really from the pre-Scratch 2009.
 * HS 6074 Jake then examines the bunny, but complains that he's out of Uranium, having used all he had to power his Transmaterializer.
 * HS 6076 Jake captchalogues the bunny in his Puzzle modus. He then comments that there is a massive (currently unknown) object taking up most of the space inside the modus, and says that it might come in handy someday.
 * HS 6081 Jake is pestered by uranianUmbra.
 * HS 6083 Jake dons all of his computers, because he has a billion computers like any sensible person.
 * HS 6084 Jake attempts to pester Strider, but realizes that he is talking to Strider's auto-responder.
 * HS 6086 Jake removes all of his computers, using only the Skulltop instead, and pesters Jane and they have a conversation that is also seen from Jane's perspective.
 * HS 6089 Jake goes downstairs, notices that the Brobot, a gift from D??? Strider, is outside. He is alsopestered by Strider's Auto-responder again.
 * HS 6094 Just as Jake is about to walk towards the Egress Case, the wild character screen reappears.


 * The following happens if, after choosing either Jane or Jake, you just decide to skip the second (or third, if you read about both) character select screen:
 * HS 6095 We take the point of view of Jane, who has just exited her room and is looking around.
 * HS 6099 Jane notices that the front door is blocked with a refrigerator and the windows are locked, and speculates that the back door is blocked too.
 * HS 6101 Jane then decides to "consult" with the stuffed remains of Poppop Crocker, holding a copy of Colonel Sassacre's Text. She would prefer to have him stay in the attic, but dad tells that by just calling him that she is not ready yet.
 * HS 6105Jane then takes the text (accidentally tearing Poppop's arm off in the process), and reads the inscription.
 * HS 6108Jane bothers Jake to tell him about the dream she had the night before: While she was exploring Prospit, Jane found a funeral procession being held, with the Prosptians grieving the loss of "the Page" – that is to say, Jake's Dream Self.
 * HS 6122Jake exits his room and examines the surrounding pumpkin patch, noting that he wasted uranium appearifying them from somewhere. This presumably explains why, in the pre-Scratch session, Jade's pumpkins kept disappearing.
 * HS 6124Jake is oblivious to something and is pestered by R??? Lalonde, who agrees to let him have a copy of her downloaded Sburb, on the condition that he uses it on his "trusty old husktop."
 * HS 6127 Jake resumes his robroquest when he is pounced upon by a creature that resembles Karkat's Lusus.
 * HS 6129 Jake begins to Strife with the fauna, eventually doing "the thing where you fly through the air shooting two guns at once," which isn't that big a deal for him to preform. Eventually, Jake scares the beast away back into the jungle. He then accidentally shoots one of the "sweet little fairy bulls."
 * HS 6134 Unbeknownst to him, Jake is being watched by the robot he was looking for.
 * HS 6137 Meanwhile, Jane activates a homing device on the bunny D??? built for her as a plan of last resort. The robot bunny slices it's way out of Poppop's head with a sword.
 * HS 6146 Back on the island, Jake exits the forest to "behold [a] zoological splendor." He then goes over to the Frog Temple, and is promptly ambushed by a creature that looks like Gamzee's lusus.
 * HS 6154 Jane assesses the damage to Poppop Crocker, who has now scratched his eye on the fireplace poker as Huggy Bear stands nearby. She sticks the head onto the poker and slots it into place, and is then contacted by D??? (the real one this time), who is curious as to why said rabbit has been activated.
 * HS 6157 Jane and D??? continue their conversation, discussing D???'s "superstar brother". D??? mentions that he knows post-Scratch Dave is not his real brother, a fact which Jane dismisses as an "ironic lesson in science fiction".
 * HS 6158 D??? and Jane discuss Huggy Bear, and D??? points out that the bunny should have been renamed by now. Jane decides to rename it Li'l Sebastian. He then reveals that the gift was not merely ironic, but that inside the metal shell is, in fact, the real bunny from Con Air, which he stole from his bro's museum of film memorabilia.
 * HS 6159 Li'l Seb continues his destruction in the background as D??? gives Jane a similar speech to HS 4582 (the one Rose gave John) on being the team leader. He then assures Jane that he "will be the unseen hand whose nimble digits are behind every subtle twitch in [their] session's bulbous foam ass", and also offers to create an auto-responder for her, requiring only a captcha of her brain. Jane declines, but does say she'll take him up on his offer of a (hopefully not literal) puppet ass rescue if necessary. She then ceases bothering him.
 * HS 6160Jane commands Li'l Sebastian to lift the fridge, which he does so easily. The bunny finds a note under the fridge from Dad, congratulating Jane on being able to lift the fridge, then asks her to put the fridge back down. Jane promptly ignores this.