Jane Egbert

The deceased mother of Mr. Egbert and the grandmother of John. Her tragic fate involved a bookshelf, a ladder, and an unabridged edition of Colonel Sassacre's. Her remains remained on top of the mantle, within a Sacred Urn until John's antics shattered it. After the ashes were hastily put back into a poorly reconstructed urn they were showered upon the Kernelsprite after a familiar book was dropped once more. The Sprite has absorbed her memory and personality along with the odd pranking qualities of a harlequin. As evidenced by the Nannasprite, Nanna was a baking aficionado much like her son. She preferred cookies over cakes however, and this undoubtedly caused much strife between them.