Sequence of Events (Homestuck)

This page will be a list of events in Homestuck, starting at Bec's arrival on Earth, and continuing from there, in order to help people understand the weird time and plot shit and happens. Feel free to edit it with infomation that you guys know, because obviously a single person can't know everything only Andrew Hussie knows everything.

Sequence of Events (Homestuck)
4/13/????, ??:??: Becquerel arrives on Skaian Meteor #1, along with the Frog Temple.

4/13/1910, ??:??: Nanna is taken in by Colonel Sassacre.

4/21/1910, ??:??: Skaian Meteor #2 arrives in the Colonel's backyard, carrying Jade's Grandpa. The impact destroys Halley's dog house, but it doesn't kill the pet himself. Grandpa subsequently kills the Colonel with dual flintlock pistols, and the dog becomes the duo's new guardian.

4/21/1923, ??:??: Grandpa Harley leaves with Halley, leaving Nanna to be raised by Betty Crocker.

12/1/1995, ??:??: Skaian Meteor #3 arrives while Dad and Nanna are taking a walk by the Betty Crocker factory in their neighborhood. Jade arrives.

12/3/1995, ??:??: Jade and Grandpa Harley settle the newfound island. Bec watches from the Temple. The meteor carrying Dave is overhead, and lands later that day.

12/4/1995, ??:??: Bro collects Dave from the impact site. The meteor carrying Rose enters the atmosphere, and lands near a lake in the eastern US.

4/13/1996, ??:??: John's meteor arrives. It lands the same neigherhood as #2, destorying Prankster's Gambit and killing Nanna. Mom flees; Dad stores her scarf for later.

4/13/2009, 4:13 (PM): John's birthday. He converses with Dave. A few seconds before, Dave find a unopened container of apple juice in his closet.

4/13/2009, ~4:16 (PM): John allocates his Strife Specibus with hammerKind.

4/13/2009, between 4:16 and 4:26 (PM): John makes the clever disguise, topples the the sacred urn, and does other shit like that.

4/13/2009, 4:26 (PM): John converses with Rose, heades downstairs.

4/13/2009, between 4:26 and 5:02 (PM): John checks the mailbox for the beta, and enters into strife with his dad. He asconds with Dave's package, the client copy of the beta, and his dad's PDA.

4/13/2009, 5:04 (PM): John installs the beta and bones up on data structures.

4/13/2009, between 5:04 and 5:10 (PM): John rains death from above and opens the box, gets the bunny.

4/13/2009, 5:10 (PM): John connects with Rose in Sburb.

4/13/2009, between 5:10 and 5:25 (PM) Rose moves John's magic chest, and he obtains the FIFO fetch modius card. His shirt suddenly changes to blue for whatever reason. Rose puts the bunny back in the box, and deploys the Totem Lathe. John installs PesterChum on his dad's PDA. Rose also rips up the toilet.

4/13/2009, 5:25 (PM): Jade pesters John while she's dreaming, asks if John has gotten her package yet. Meteor #1 hits down near her tower on Prospit, which was transported to that time.

And that's where I'm going to close it for the night. The page I was on was this page, if anyone wants to continue it.