Sonhearst

Bathearst, initially referred to as Sonhearst, is a minor character introduced within the Game of Life played atop DMK's hat. Sonhearst was born to Ace Dick and Wifehearst, and was one of the first steps towards AD's perfect Life (though it is best that one does not try to comprehend how Wifehearst's odd form allowed for reproduction...)

Once AD's monumental enterprise began to attract unwanted attention, the family was attacked by a pair of Thugs who wanted to end AD's reign. Sonhearst was saved when AD parried a bullet aimed at him directly in his gut, but poor Wifehearst was not so lucky, and she died in AD's arms. === Revenge ===

Stricken with grief at the loss of Wifehearst and their family empire, AD and Sonhearst sought their revenge for the murder. Sonhearst became Bathearst, now dressed with a mask and cape, while AD made an attempt at a Punisher costume that was incredibly lousy due to his pathetic Imagination. The two travelled together across the open frontier, where AD was unable to provide for his sweet Bathearst, with his ridiculous guns exploding and their supplies quickly running out. === Death ===

Coming across a swift running river, AD decided the best course of action was to ford it, like a real man. However, Bathearst lost his footing from on top of the COVERED WAGON, and he tumbled overboard into the river. Before AD could react, he was swept away down the river and perished.

Bathearst's death was not in vain though, as the tragedy gave a sharp boost to DMK's EMOTIONS gauge, allowing the Problem Sleuth team to inflict severe damage on him. The loss of Bathearst was too much for his father AD, who would later commit suicide to end his Game of Life once and for all.

Bathearst has since been seen with a multitude of other dead characters, in a rather crowded afterlife. He was briefly reunited with AD when Death accidentally left a door open on top of DMK's hat.