John's house

The residence of the Egbert family, John and his father. This charming suburban home includes two bedrooms, a bathroom, an upstairs hallway, a balcony, a living room, a study, a kitchen, a utility room, a garage, and a front and back yard. The decor is dominated by Mr. Egbert's insatiable love of harlequins, clowns, and funny men. John's house has gone through a lot since the arrival of the Sburb Beta, being alternatingly expanded and torn apart by one Rose Lalonde. It has nearly been struck by a meteor and is now in a strange abyss like alternate demension thanks to the mysterious workings of the Cruxite Apple. It is also being stalked by strange oily monsters. This article is here to differentiate John's house and its respective rooms from the homes of Rose and Dave, whose homes we are learning more and more about.