Forum:Homestuck: The Movie

Me and a friend of mine were thinking: What if Homestuck was made into a movie? Or more accurately, a series? Movie 1 would include Acts 1 and 2

Movie 2 would be a midquel, the Intermission

Movie 3, Acts 3 and 4

Movie 4, Act 5.1

Movie 5, Act 5.2, with an after credits scene of Lord English’s emergence.

Movie 6, Act 6 (potentially, if not split)

Movie 7, Act 7 (potentially)

experimentalDeity 04:03, January 30, 2012 (UTC)
 * Alex Kingston to play . That is all.
 * Of course, it would set ethnicities for the kids. Which is something Hussie avoids doing
 * Not if it was computer-generated. Then they could still be that off shade of white :D 13:18, January 30, 2012 (UTC)
 * All very good points. But what about the Sylladexes? Oh, Here's a rough script for your reading pleasure. And it would probably have to be CG, How else would you get LOWAS, the Battlefield, the other planets, and the Sprites? experimentalDeity 17:04, January 30, 2012 (UTC)
 * this guy should play Gamzee 72.93.251.221 20:40, January 30, 2012 (UTC)


 * Just because you would need CGI for the planets doesn't mean the whole thing would need to be CGI, that being said, it probably should be all CGI. Anyhow now how I think the acts could be split into movies.
 * Movie 1 - Acts 1, 2 and 3.
 * Movie 2 - Intermission and Act 4.
 * Movie 3 - Both parts of Act 5, with a post-credits scene of the beginning of Lord English's emergence.
 * Movie 4 - Cascade recap, Lord English's emergence in full and Act 6.
 * Movie 5 - Act 7.
 * - The Light6 14:08, January 31, 2012 (UTC)
 * Thank you for clearing that up, Light6. Would anyone care to beta-Read the script?
 * Also, how should I do the scenes that involve noting but Pesterlogs? experimentalDeity 18:09, January 31, 2012 (UTC)
 * have all logs in a skype-like call format, that'd have them use dialogue instead of having to read words. 80.5.172.69 18:58, January 31, 2012 (UTC)
 * That's a pretty good idea! Thanks! An upgrade to Pesterchum, to allow actual talking. And as for chatchpaloging and Strife Specibi? Could they just strap the larger weapons, like John's Pogohammer, Dave's sword, and Jade's rifle, to their backs? experimentalDeity 19:07, January 31, 2012 (UTC)


 * Damnit Anon! I was going to suggest that! The Light6 22:17, January 31, 2012 (UTC)
 * {laughs} Ooo, so close! But you can make other suggestions if you wish. experimentalDeity 22:18, January 31, 2012 (UTC)

I updated the script to explain that they are playing Sburb: here. experimentalDeity 15:41, February 4, 2012 (UTC)

At last! The script is complete all the way up to just prior to Rose's introduction! Read here and enjoy! experimentalDeity 22:17, February 5, 2012 (UTC)

This is awesome but one thing, who are the actors going to be? I guess we have Gamzee but everyone else? MaximusAwesomus 15:54, February 7, 2012 (UTC)

I don't know. Why don't you look around? experimentalDeity 16:18, February 7, 2012 (UTC)

this guy could do a good Bro 72.93.251.221 18:13, February 7, 2012 (UTC)

Personally, if Act 6 does indeed have...6 acts like some people speculated, then I think that Act 6 could be split into at least 2 movies. Mary H. 18:30, February 7, 2012 (UTC)

Well, I WAS hoping to split the series into seven films... That just might work! experimentalDeity 20:17, February 7, 2012 (UTC)

Rose's section
Well, I'm about to stat Rose's part. And I'm nervous as heck. I don't know how to write that kind of intro. help, please? experimentalDeity 23:17, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

I'm begging here! Please help! I cannot write Rose! experimentalDeity 03:10, February 14, 2012 (UTC)


 * I couldn't write Rose, sorry. The Light6 06:00, February 14, 2012 (UTC)
 * She's reading a book or knitting in her room MaximusAwesomus 12:46, February 14, 2012 (UTC)
 * I got as far as she's playing her violin and that's it. experimentalDeity 15:39, February 14, 2012 (UTC)
 * Dang! I had something that showed her doing Scrabble and doing

Lepadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimypotrimmatosilphiotyromelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptokephaliokinklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetragalopterygon as a word (btw it's a factious food from a greek play) and then afterwords John pesters her about the imps and such MaximusAwesomus 12:37, February 15, 2012 (UTC)

Uh, Chez?... THERE AREN'T ENOUGH SQUARES IN A ROW OR COLUMN ON A SCRABBLE BOARD FOR THAT! {thunks you on the the head} experimentalDeity 12:54, February 15, 2012 (UTC)

Well then just a regular word people have never heard of. MaximusAwesomus 20:34, February 15, 2012 (UTC)

Actors
I am just going to move this into a new section. Which people do you think should play in the movie? 72.93.251.221 03:26, February 12, 2012 (UTC)

Justin Beiber is a NO, fyi. experimentalDeity 03:44, February 12, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah imagine if he was in the movie. Heh.

We need tons of actors. TONS. You don't even Have to put your own name on. Pleeaaassseeee? Also, Nicholas Cage CANNOT Play John! John's 13 YEARS OLD! experimentalDeity 20:41, February 15, 2012 (UTC)

(Please Fill in the Blanks )Currently we have,

Rico Rodriguez Playing John

Cole Sprouse Playing Dave

___ Playing Rose

___ Playing Jade

___ Playing Karkat

Aliens Guy Playing Gamzee

___ Playing Terezi

___ Playing Sollux

___ Playing Nepeta

___ Playing Vriska

___ Playing Aradia

___ Playing Equius

___ Playing Eridan

___ Playing Feferi

___ Playing Spades/Jack

___ Playing Diamonds/Counterpart

___ Playing Hearts/Hegemonic

__ Playing Clubs/Counterpart

Alex Kingston Playing Snoman

__ Playing Lord English

__ Playing Nanna

__ Playing Dad

Demi Moore Playing Mom

Brother Sharp Playing Bro

___ Playing Jane

___ Playing Jake

Dylan Sprouse Playing Dirk

___ Playing Roxy

Hussie playing Hussie

IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO WANTS/ WANTS YOURSELF TO BE PART OF THE FELT ASK. I DID NOT HAVE TIME TO ADD THEM.

PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE ANY OF THE NAMES CURRENTLY ON HERE. MaximusAwesomus 12:44, February 14, 2012 (UTC)

I can live with those two playing Dave and Dirk. experimentalDeity 16:08, February 16, 2012 (UTC)

Bad carrers mean everything


 * Um, if you people don't mind me butting in to your discussion here... Who's to say the movie series wouldn't be animated? --DanMat6288 13:54, February 17, 2012 (UTC)
 * Then in that case, this list will become a list of voice actors. And the Bec one will essentiall dissappear. In fact, I still think it should be animated, or at the least CG. experimentalDeity 15:19, February 17, 2012 (UTC)

except Hussie. I mean he should definetely be non animated. MaximusAwesomus 23:29, February 17, 2012 (UTC)

In a CG film? Do you know how hard that would be? experimentalDeity 00:08, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

Mostly he wouldn't be with the charecters so we would only need a green screen. MaximusAwesomus 00:41, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

What about the scene with Doc Scratch? experimentalDeity 01:10, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

Doc can be easy to work with but the Handmaid might be hard. MatrixGod 01:30, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

True, A little CG magic can create Cueball head. But yeah, Handmaiden will be tricky. experimentalDeity 01:54, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

We'll think about it when we get there. MatrixGod 02:14, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

Rose's intro worries
Yeah.... I really don't wanna write Rose's intro! :( experimentalDeity 02:18, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

For gods sake I'll help >:L MatrixGod 02:26, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

"Deep Natorator voice: "A young girl sits in her room knitting a new case for her computer. Though she can't see her she is aware that her Mom is lurking in the darkness with her Light blue dress being a sociopath maniac. Nevertheless what will you do?" MatrixGod 02:35, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

Umm.... dude? Did even read the script that is linked above? There is no narrartor. And Mom Lalonde is not a maniac. She is an drunk scientist. experimentalDeity 03:07, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

First of all, dang! I forgot there's no narrator! Second of all, look at some of Rose's earlier pages speciffically here, here, and here. MatrixGod 14:12, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

Oh. experimentalDeity 18:10, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

Thats all there really is to say on the matter. MatrixGod 18:43, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

Okay, you've proved me wrong. But I still can't write Rose's intro! experimentalDeity 18:48, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

Violen, Scrabble, or Knitting. Interupted by Pesterchum. Intro begins. I have made it shit easy MatrixGod 18:55, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

Thank you for your assistance. experimentalDeity 19:05, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

That was the plan

AND I GOT ONE

MatrixGod 19:12, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

{rolls eyes and smiles at Chez's relativly hilarious antics} experimentalDeity 19:32, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

I'm like the funny charecter in a sitcom MatrixGod 19:46, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah... sure, let's go with that! experimentalDeity 19:58, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

Back to buisness, I have thought of something. Wouldn't hearing Karkat scream for 5 minutes be annoying? MatrixGod 20:14, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

Yes. Yes it would. Why? experimentalDeity 21:03, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

Bad reviews on Rotten Tomatos. 72.93.251.221 21:21, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

Ah. Oh, and Chez? You're logged out. experimentalDeity 21:29, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

I now see that. 72.93.251.221 21:38, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

Hmm.... We need to find a way to have Karkles still sound like a typical Caps lock Spammer without yelling. experimentalDeity 22:33, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

I have it. Just make him sound angry, not loud and annoying. MatrixGod 02:50, February 19, 2012 (UTC)

Okay. Say, why don't we just write the Cascade scene right now, that way, we can just drop it into the script when we're ready? experimentalDeity 03:12, February 19, 2012 (UTC)

0kay. 0_0 MatrixGod 12:34, February 19, 2012 (UTC)