Crosbytop

The Crosbytop Computer is owned by Spades Slick and stored in his War Chest. Like John's Cosbytop Computer, it resembles a picture of Bing Crosby - indeed, the exact same picture which John sees in his father's room.

Spades uses the Crosbytop to visit Mspaintadventures, and upon finding Homestuck as the current story there, calls it "a whole lot of nonsense" and closes the window.