Legendary weapons


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In the course of MS Paint Adventures, several weapons have been described as being legendary.

Zillium weapons
While in Trickster Mode, the post-scratch kids HS 7664 Each of these weapons costs one zillion Zillium grist.

Warhammer of Zillyhoo

 * There she is. Forged in fire by the smiths of Pipplemop, commissioned by the sage Lord of the Wozzinjay Fiefdom in the Realm of the Snargly Fruzmigbubbins.

The Warhammer of Zillyhoo, known about for much longer than the other weapons, has been retroactively revealed to allude to the word "who" in its name. It falls under the Hammerkind specibus, and as such is usable by John. However, as John has since alchemized the Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer from it, the Warhammer is likely to be left unused. Which is probably how it ends up available for the Time Shenanigans that result in it being given to Terry Kiser and ending up in John's possession anyway.

Battlespork of Zillywut

 * Plucked from the revered utensil drawer of none other than the Chieftain of the Trifletoot Clan himself, polished to a gleam in his loincloth by his devoted Abecedarian Buttersquire.

The Battlespork of Zillywut alludes to the word "what" in its name, and presumably falls under both the Spoonkind and Forkkind specibi, perhaps merging them into simply Sporkkind. This makes it usable by Jane.

Flintlocks of Zillyhau

 * Each was hand crafted by the seniormost Artillery Hermit of the hallowed Schundermoist Caves, to be mounted in times of peace upon the Royal Burblemonk's personal Placard of Dwib.

The Flintlocks of Zillyhau allude to the word "how", and fit Jake's 2xPistokind specibus.



Cutlass of Zillywair

 * Swashed from the buckles of the rough'n tumble Bellyjape Seamen and offered atop the kingdom's last known wildly occurring pluffy dimplepillow to the resplendent 1st Rumbylumplewiffig of the Horsehorsehorse Administration.

The Cutlass of Zillywair alludes to "where", and will likely be used by Dave in his Bladekind specibus. Whether or not it will become broken and used with &frac12;-Bladekind remains to be seen, though Dave may be able to cycle it through its timeline as he has done with other weapons.

Blunderbuss of Zillywigh

 * Cast from the most priceless squippyclink ores mined from the famous whooping volcanoes owned and curated by the distinguished Maximillion Hotpocket Puckershuttle Junior, and then packed to the brim with the hilarious traveling Grief Miser's explosive winklepork snuff.

The Blunderbuss of Zillywigh alludes to "why", and presumably fits the Riflekind specibus. This may make it usable by either Roxy or Jade; Roxy is more likely, given that Jade may no longer have much use for a specibus allocation when she has dog-like powers.

Unbreakable Katana

 * A real hard sword for a real hard dude. It was said to be forged by a Japanese master over the heat of a roaring manga fire. It was cooled in an enchanted spring where virgin horses bathe, and Yeah this is still just Dirk's sword.

The Unbreakable Katana is still just Dirk's sword. Though perhaps Dirk now has two of it, which may open up a few interesting possibilities.

This is the only one of the seven Zillium weapons to not allude to any question word in its name, although a process of elimination would implicitly associate it with "when". Thanks to the naming mythos of the weapons, the katana implies that the magical kingdom has a continent called "Unbreakable". Unless of course we simply haven't been told its actual name.

Thistles of Zillywich

 * Flippety dippety doo bup bup shrubber double floppy mumblescurry noodlescoop pizzabubble pizzabubble mip mip mip mip mip mip.

The Thistles of Zillywich allude to "which", and match Rose's Needlekind specibus. Whether they, like some of her other weapons, will also be Wandkind remains to be seen. The pure gibberish "origin story" of the weapon may be a reference to "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo" or silly magical incantations generally, tying into Rose's interest in wizards.

Zilly Santa
The Zilly Santa is not one of the legendary weapons, and its grist cost is not stated, but given that Dirk has the FncySntaKind specibus, he may yet be able to use the kids' considerable quantity of these miniature abominations as a weapon at some point.

We can but hope even the ironies will not be sufficient to allow these things to ever reappear, however.

Other weapons
In Problem Sleuth, the Tectrix of the Arbitor is PS 783 (referred to as legendary), as is its less innocuous double, PS 1702 (Tectrixcalibur). In addition, the Clown Pontificate has the PS 1348 (legendary Hamper of the Jaded Fool's Ennui).

Feferi and Eridan's weapons are each described as legendary – &Psi;don's EntenteHS 4355 and Ahab's CrosshairsHS 4356, respectively.

Caledfwlch is repeatedly referred to as legendary; the first instance of this is by Equius, to which Dave responds, HS 4726. This becomes an ongoing gag, and Caledfwlch is referred to as a legendary piece of shit on HS 4732 (several) HS 4729 (subsequent) HS 4736 (pages). On the other hand, Davesprite merely calls it a "legendary sword" HS 5827 (when talking to Jadesprite), neglecting "piece of shit".

The "legendary piece of shit" gag is also HS 5075 (used by Jade) to refer to Ahab's Crosshairs when Eridan gifts it to her, and continues in the next two page commands. HS 5138 (Recap 3) also refers to both the Crosshairs and Caledfwlch as legendary (but not pieces of shit).