Ongoing gags

Throughout the adventures many ongoing gags will pop up from time to time. They include:


 * Retrieve arms. PS 220, PS 667, PS 835, PS 1767, Homestuck #1905: Based on the fact that character arms are often not drawn when by the character's side. This command is often the first command given to a new character when they appear.


 * Punch &lt;noun&gt; in snout to establish &lt;adjectival noun&gt;: Ace Dick from Problem Sleuth is prone to expressing himself through violence, and tends to exert his Emotions in thisPS 708 (fashion). Oddly enough, it usually results in him gaining allies.


 * Ride &lt;noun&gt; like a mechanical bull: A command often given toward objects that clearly should PS 1028 (NOT) be ridden.


 * Throw down hat in disgust: A command common among the male characters establishing their disgust in recent events. It doesn't matter whether they are good or bad, nor how much they try and resist, sooner or later the hat will fly!


 * Pumpkins which originated from Jail Break: As pumpkins are rather elusive, it's often very difficult to actually PS 1295.


 * Busts: Typically placed in Problem Sleuth, busts are seen obstructing pathways, as Busts-R-Us is a Legitimate Establishment and are constructed to look like several movie celebrities, one notably being Snoop Dogg. A combination of busts has been created, the PS 990 (dreaded) Bowen Stillson Dogg.


 * Fondly Regard: Since Godhead Pickle Inspector refuses to do anything other than "Fondly Regard Creation" many commands are given that use a word that sounds very similar to "Creation".


 * Shit: PS 1319 (Some actions profess the shittiness of some commands), giving extra adjectives to adequately describe how shitty the command is. Sometimes the Shit is good, as in "PS 1317 PS 509 PS 1072 PS 1102 "; or sometimes the Shit is bad, as in PS 816 ("This is complete bullshit").
 * Sepulchritude: The most powerful attack in the game. Problem Sleuth has had to hold off on using sepulchritude many times. It has now been used.


 * I don't know why you haven't thought of that: PS 614 (Some actions) occur on their own, and the action notifies the player that they most likely should have thought of this PS 1318 (command) MONTHS ago, or that something is so simple that the player shouldn't question its PS 1416 (obviousness).


 * Gay porn: Often times the author will slip in some PS 559, plot relevant or no. Most notable is Hunk Rump.


 * Cakes: In Homestuck, Cakes seem to be following John everywhere hegoes.