Fancy Santa

Fancy Santas are small figurines in Problem Sleuth which cause Nervous Broad to lose her NERVES. Fancy Santas are like normal Santas, but they are filled with self-righteous bullshit, usually looking like Borkum Riff that descended from heaven, hanging around forest animals with a sack full of toys that no animal is going to be able to play with, holding a list out to no one in particular, or generally just looking like a total pompous smartass. Fancy Santas give off the image that Santa himself is Jesus and that Christmas is all the more better now that we have this fat holy guy hanging out in the woods acting like some druid bum who wipes his ass with leaves and pine cones. This is totally unlike his modern, red suited, counterpart, who has a ton of Elves and makes toys and actually does some work once a year.

Fancy Santas are akin to pumpkins in that one is usually quite sure that there has never nor will there ever be one of them in a room at a time.

A Fancy Santa is part of the Weapon/Object Duality in Death's Scythe.