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Акт 6 Антракт 2: Спиритическая доска пенисов |
Акт 6 Акт 2 - вторая часть шестого акта, названная Пиздец вашим планам. В ней повествуется о том, как Джейн начала играть в SBURB, представляют персонажей Рокси и Дирка, а также продолжают историю Акта 6 Акта 1.
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В начале акта Джейн оказывается в полном порядке, ее не задел взрыв и она просыпается рядом со своим домом.- Было показано, что Джейн была спасена Первым хранителем Земли, Богокотом .
- Джейн думает о том, чтобы призвать Кота-бога, и подмечает факт отсутствия у него имени. Ее внезапно ловит отец и отправляет обратно внутрь. В результате ее Гамбит шутника резко падает.
- Папа отправляет Джейн обратно в ее комнату, оставляя у нее впечатление, что теперь она под домашним арестом за свой трюк. Он быстро блокирует дверь ванной, что может быть признаком того, что Роуз выбила ванну Джона еще в Акте 1
- Рокси отправляет Джейн взломанную копию клиентской программы SBURB , которую она потеряла при взрыве почтового ящика. Она благодарит ее, и, в свете недавних неудачных покушений на убийство в реальном мире и успешных на Проспите, признает, что начинает верить заявлениям Лалонд.
- Джейн и Рокси продолжают говорить о таких вещах, как утверждения последней об исчезновении тыкв Джейн и смерти снобличия Джейн, затем Рокси просит продемонстрировать свои навыки с появлением. После долгих споров они решают транспортировать Том грозного руководства по магическим фортелях и практической буффонаде от полковника Сассакра. Однако, как только он появился, Рокси начинает срываться с небольшим объяснением, кроме того, что Джейн не должна открывать взломанную копию Sburb Alpha без нее.
- Джейн игнорирует уведомление своего компьютера о запуске SBURB Alpha, ожидая возвращения Рокси. Вместо этого она «случайно читает» выпуск « Пони-приятелей», который ей прислал Дирк. Читая, она рассматривает его версию истории, созданную путем изменения слов и фраз в тексте, чтобы они стали вульгарными и непристойными.
- Джейн больше не может сопротивляться искушению исследовать файл, который ей прислала Рокси, и запускает клиент Sburb с таинственным тегом файла ~ATH . После серии загадочных предупреждающих сообщений, которые, похоже, были напечатаны Рокси, компьютер Джейн взрывается, как еще одна попытка убийства. Однако ее спасает Богокот.
- Джейн хочет, чтобы «вещи перестали взрываться», и с ней связывается Дирк. Он показывает, что копия, которую прислала ей Рокси, была подделкой, чтобы она поверила своим заявлениям о Сдобной Ведьме. Он также говорит Джейн, что читал о смерти ее снобличия в газете Дерсита, так как не спал на Дерсе много лет. Из этого он понимает, что им нужно сразить Джека Нуара, чтобы выиграть игру.
- Дирк просит Лил Себастьяна дать Джейн настоящую копию клиента Sburb на компьютере ее отца в кабинете, зная, что это одно из немногих нейтральных устройств в ее доме. Он также намеревается быть серверным игроком Джейн. Тем временем папа сразу же встает после того, как его выбили в результате взрыва наверху.
- Дирк устанавливает Алхиматор, и читатель должным образом знакомится с Рокси, имя которой частично скрыто за хвостом Джасперса. К счастью, Джасперс любезно отводит хвост в сторону, показывая, что Ро?? звали Рокси.
- Однако, прежде чем Рокси может быть приказано что-либо сделать, взгляд переключается на Ди??, которого, оказывается, зовут Дирк. По крайней мере, это происходит после того, как миниатюрное Кленовое Копытце просыпается и перестает скрывать последние две буквы.
- Снова появляется экран выбора персонажа, на этот раз в очках Дирка. Джейн и Джейк выделены серым цветом, и на них нельзя щелкнуть.
- The following takes place if Roxy is selected:
- Roxy allocates her Laser Gun To her Strife deck, where it joins Fistkind in her portfolio.
- Roxy examines a poster of a book "Complacency of the Learned" written by her Mom.
- Roxy picks up her Appearifier ray gun, the only Crockercorp tech she can bring herself to use.
- Roxy takes a sip of her martini thoughtfully, and then blacks out, as does the site itself for 24 hours after the update in protest of SOPA and PIPA.
- Roxy's dream self sleepwalks into a dream bubble in the Furthest Ring as Dirk's dream self, blood-stained for some reason, watches. She drifts past several intermeshed locales and people from the B1 Kids' and A2 trolls' sessions and universes, such as Equius, a god tier Dave and two Aradiabots at Equius' second gate on LOCAS, Rose's house pre-Medium as Rose herself descends, a dead Terezi reliving the moment she became blind, and a dead Dream Nepeta and dead god tier Karkat on LOLCAT. Rose goes to intercept Roxy at LOLAR, but just as Roxy is about to open her eyes, she and Rose simultaneously wake up. Karkat and Nepeta were previously shown with normal eyes and Dirk's eyes were Dave's eye color of red rather than orange, but the flash was edited shortly after it was uploaded.
- Roxy is pestered by Dirk, and they have a chat. Roxy expresses doubts about playing Sburb Alpha, while revealing that both her mom and Dirk's bro are dead. Dirk warns her not to send the fake client to Jane, but not before the Auto-responder butts into the conversation.
- Roxy flirts with the AR while Dirk is away. She is then pestered by Jane, and the two girls have a conversation previously documented before Roxy gets back to AR.
- As Roxy prepares to appearify the Colonel Sassacre's book, God Cat appears, startling and angering Jaspers, who attempts to pounce on him.
- God Cat vanishes, leaving Jaspers just below the Sassacre's book, which proceeds to...
- ... crush Jaspers flat. Roxy attempts to captchalogue Jaspers, only to find her Sylladex is full. She decides that it is time to break in a new FENESTRATED PLANE.
- Roxy swaps Jaspers' corpse for the preserved Mutie.
- Roxy then throws Mutie into the fenestrated wall on her floor, fulfilling the cloud prophecy involving her.
- Roxy jumps into the plane, eventually flipping back and forth between her room and another fenestrated wall at her observatory.
- Roxy lands on the pumpkins in the observatory, and is contacted by uranianUmbra who explains more about Sburb, specifically the classes. Roxy also takes the time to tell UU about her dream.
- After the conversation with UU, Roxy jumps down into another fenestrated wall hoping it will lead her to the lab. While she is descending in the void, she sees her dream self ascending. Right before she passes through the other fenestrated wall, we are interrupted by another Character select screen.
- The following takes place if Dirk is selected:
- Dirk grabs his Unbreakable katana and puts it in his strife portfolio as a bladekind along with the combat viable puppetkind and the fancysantakind, which is purely for shits and giggles.
- Dirk gives Lil Cal a nervous fist bump, though there's no reason to be nervous.
- Dirk admires a fancy Santa and greets Squarewave, a robot whom he built to have rap-offs with.
- Dirk changes his shirt to a tank top, exposing his Hella Jeff tattoo.
- Dirk checks out the posters of the late Ben Stiller and Rainbow Dash, the latter whom he admits he likes unironically. He also checks out his pile of smuppets, hats, and robo-parts.
- Dirk checks out his big TV, which is rotating through pictures of, a 'totally bitchin' horse puppet sorta thing', Stiller and Wilson, Donald Glover, and a swole bunny man.
- Dirk examines his red microwave, which is actually a crockercorp Sendificator.
- Dirk captchalogs a Geromy plush, a Sweet Bro plush, a Hella Jeff plush, and a sord into his Tech-Hop Modus, matching the columns by rhyming names and rows by theme.
- Dirk is now his dream self and examines a newspaper reporting the death of Jane's dream self.
- Dirk is ambushed by Squarewave into performing a rap off.
- With his dream self's guard down due to rap battling Squarewave, Dirk is now ambushed by HB. Dirks reacts quickly and distracts HB with Lil Cal, he then proceeds to slice his head off; this explains the blood seen on his hands in Шаблон:S.
- Dirk stares at the bloody mess for ten minutes. He decides to go make sure that the Dignitary has not gotten to Roxy yet, and he finds that she is sleepwalking towards the void.
- Dirk is now his waking self and has a previously documented conversation with Roxy.
- After flirtlarping with Roxy, Dirk's auto-responder reminds Dirk that he needs to warn Jane about the virus Roxy sent, and that he might not be able to properly multi-task two existences.
- Dirk warns Jane too late about the virus, and while setting up as Jane's server player, continues his conversation with his auto-responder. They agree to talk about 'the Jake thing'.
- Dirk deploys more stuff in Jane's house, while A.R. tries to help by hijacking the controls and distracting Jane's Dad.
- After Dirk deploys the Cruxtruder, Jane hurries to the study while being confused by what she assumes is Dirk's new gimmick of changing color every couple of lines.
- Dirks hands A.R. the responsibility of getting Jane into the session while he talks to UU.
- UU explains to Dirk more about his class, the Prince of Heart, and explains that all trolls have a typing quirk.
- Dirk reminds UU to have her nap, while UU suggests that Dirk no longer bother with his dream self's pretense.
- Instead of leaving his apartment through the normal door, which is blocked off by the Captain Snoop bust from Problem Sleuth, Dirk leaves through a secret door behind his wardrobifier. This brings up the Character select screen once again.
- After focusing on both Roxy and Dirk, the viewpoint switches back to Jane, who is now in Dad's study and about to run the client Lil' Seb installed on the computer.
- Jane begins talking with the Auto-Responder when she is distracted by Roxy who informs her of Dirk's intentions for Jake.
- After seeing Roxy's dream self drift off to the Furthest Ring, Dirk's dream self takes HB's severed head, impales it on a flagpole, and announces to Derse that The Prince is awake. Your shit is wrecked, much to the consternation of the Draconian Dignitary who was sent by the Condesce to retrieve Dirk. Meanwhile, Jake and the Brobot strife, with the latter completely defeating the former.
- Jake levels up to the PETER PANACHE rung of his Echeladder after Brobot is done with him.
- Jake then tries to contact Dirk on his iPhone but gets A.R. instead.
- Jake blacks out, and has a run in with a new dead troll.
- Jake contacts Roxy to tell her about the dream, while she reminds him to tell Jane his feelings about her. Jake then proceeds to express said feelings to Jane, only for Jane to deny the relationship out of awkwardness. All the while, the Brobot begins tearing into its body.
- Brobot starts smashing what it tore out of its body (presumably uranium from its green hue). Jane continues to awkwardly continue to insist on only having platonic feelings, Jake reveals that he believes Dirk is courting him and admits that he feels Dirk and himself would be a match.
- Having finished ripping its contents out, Brobot explodes. At the same time, Jane mentally reprimands herself for digging herself so deep in relationship issues, eventually terminating her conversation with Jake.
- Jane becomes frustrated from her failure and refuses A.R.'s help.
- Jack finds Jane's dream self's newly healed body with the intent to truly kill her off.
- As Jack prepares to finish off Jane's dream self he is contacted by the Draconian Dignitary who informs him of the situation on Derse.
- Before Jack can finish Jane off the White Queen attacks him with the King's Scepter, knocking him unconscious.
- Roxy emerges from the fenestrated wall and ends up in the lab which is full of cloned cats.
- As Roxy heads to the Transmaterializer she hears noises and presumes that she is being followed.
- Roxy passes some blacked out screens before arriving at the Transmaterializer and appearifying a Paradox Ghost Imprint she assumes to be of her Mom in the past, but may actually be of Rose from the pre-scratch universe. To her surprise a scarf is successfully appearified with it.
- Roxy collects the Paradox Ghost Imprint goo showing a unique function of her Sylladex before attempting to be the rider.
- Roxy locates the Transmaterializer, the panels of which have been damaged somewhat since their last use by her.
- Roxy prepares Jaspers to send away. God Cat and a small crowd of cloned cats arrive to see him away, one of which activates the switch on the machine.
- Jaspers appears next to a river and events proceed to fast forward to Jaspersprite aboard the Prospitian vessel crossing the Yellow Yard.
- Jaspersprite attempts to say hi to everyone but cannot as it is not Act 6 Intermission 2 yet.
- The cats cower behind the equipment as Roxy hears the same clanking noises from earlier come closer. She readies her rifle, but is met with a mob of Dersites who are clamoring for food.
- God Cat abandons Roxy to head to the observatory, so Roxy hightails it and falls into the window portal. However...
- ...God Cat teleports the window to Dirk's house, cutting the juice in the process and leaving Roxy with no way out.
- Roxy finds herself stuck in a dream bubble while another dead troll sneaks up behind her.
- As Roxy turns around guns blazing, the troll girl dodges behind her and is able to get Roxy in a choke hold with her trident.
- Dirk examines the fenestrated plane that God Cat left and tries to message Roxy, who is unavailable.
- Dirk is contacted by undyingUmbrage, uranianUmbra's 'brother', who proceeds to express his distaste of humans and fan fiction in general.
- Dirk continues his conversation with uu who reveals his desire to compete with and potentially kill UU in their two player session.
- Dirk ends his conversation with uu while picking up Cal, just as the Drones arrive.
- Roxy knocks away the dead troll with a ghost punch up and absconds into the fenestrated plane above. She is again confronted by the famished ruffians in the lab.
- Roxy Lass Scampers over the Dersites' heads and into an alcove which closes behind her.
- Lil' Seb observes a meteor heading towards Jane's House as Jane ponders the purpose of the Pre-Punched Card.
- Jane's countdown is activated and her Kernelsprite released. God Cat prevents an attempt to prototype Poppop by sending him into space. Jane creates her Cruxite artifact, however, it suddenly vanishes as the meteor coming toward her house is revealed to actually be the Battleship Condescension. Jane and her home disappear. At this time, Jake is also seen descending into the Frog Temple. Years in the future, but not many, Earth has flooded and troll society appears to have been rebuilt. Dirk's apartment is now surrounded by water with Alternian text 'but not many', while Roxy's mansion has been surrounded by numerous buildings. Dirk and Roxy are both seen atop their roofs onlooking an approaching army of Drones. The Condesce is shown walking, along with her Betty Crocker symbol and products, while subliminal messages are flashing across the screen.
- The curtains close on Act 6 Act 2