Aradia Megido

Canon • Dubiously Canon

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In Paradox Space

A Friend In Need

A dead Feferi was exploring some underwater ruins with Aradia in a dream bubble. Aradia's hair poofed up and became cluttered with things such as a dove, an anglerfish, a starfish, and a mysterious arm. Feferi then enlisted Kanaya to fix the dilemma with her chainsaw.

Secret Sufferer is Comin' to the Municipal Community Gathering of Citizens

During her youth, still alive, Aradia mistakenly receives a garish dress, as part of a Secret Sufferer exchange, but finds a use for it nevertheless, as a rag to polish weapons and archaeological finds with. Aradia personally informs Karkat Vantas about the mix-up, but shows that everyone else also enjoyed their gifts regardless.

Star of the Ocean

Once more back on Alternia pre-session, Feferi is giving Aradia guidance via headset as she searches a temple for the Star of t)(e Ocean. Aradia is excited to find the sculpture, apparently a star-shaped geode, as she steps over a similar protruding white star on the floor. Feferi expresses confusion at this as Aradia is picking the sculpture up. She clarifies the treasure in question is a lusus, just as it embraces Aradia from behind. Aradia seems mildly nervous and asks if she can at least keep the sculpture.

Spritecon

Aradiasprite is briefly seen in the background enduring Davesprite, who approached her booth after his speech on the main stage.

Relation Shipping

Aradiabot is delivered to Equius Zahhak in a box labelled "robot girlfriend". Equius handles her robot body before she is awake to consent to it, and when she does activate she quickly beats him up.

Summerteen Romance

In a script written by Karkat, Aradia is the ghost of a former Camp Sgrub camper. The monster in the woods killed her after she found what appears to be a map to a secret treasure. The summer after her death, Aradia's skeleton is found by Vriska Serket, Terezi Pyrope, Kanaya Maryam, Karkat, Nepeta Leijon, Equius, Feferi, and Sollux Captor. Aradia's ghost appears to them and she tries to warn them about the monster, but he is already there. Later, after Vriska reveals that what appeared to be a map was actually the treasure and Nepeta slays the Bearjack, it is posited by a future Karkat editing the script that Bearjack can eat Aradia again since they are both incorporeal.

In Pesterquest

Aradia is the first troll introduced in the Pesterquest saga alongside Sollux Captor, whom the two cameo in one of Jade's bad endings.

Aradia's route is unique in that unlike the other characters featured in Pesterquest, Aradia comes from the main story to confront the MSPA Reader in a dream bubble, initially disguised as her younger self in both alive and ghost forms before revealing her true self. Using her time powers and a younger disguise, she allows the Reader to figure out their way around the correct timeline in order to get the desired outcome and revealing her true god-tiered self. She then chats about how unique the timeline that the reader has created and how “time” passes differently, noting how it has been riddled with inconsistencies, loopholes, and clues not present in a normal or even doomed timeline. Considering that the timeline where Pesterquest takes place has disregarded the narrative to a point of absurdity, she states that because of the Reader's unexpected arrival in the universe that paradox space is practically tearing itself apart.

She uses this chance, while "the powers that be" are distracted, to allow the Reader to regain the memories from Friendship Simulator (save for the confrontation with Doc Scratch) and to go "apeshit" and change minor details throughout Pesterquest's narrative, thereby attempting to completely break it and the world within it, or at the very least to tick off those in charge. As the cracks in reality are sewn back up just as quickly, Aradia states that there are a few more friends to meet where the Reader will finally get the answers they need. Aradia is last seen with the Reader on the top of Dave's house looking up at the sky and the cracks being fixed.

Aradia's cameo with Sollux in Jade's 2nd bad ending

Aradia's first bad ending

Aradia's second bad ending

Aradia's good ending

On Snapchat

An Aradia is among the ghosts being sucked into Calliope's black hole as Terezi Pyrope searches the ruins of the Furthest Ring for Vriska Serket.

In The Homestuck Epilogues

Aradia Megido
“oh no did we miss the entire corpse party”
Age	Start of Epilogues: 9(.69) Alternian solar sweeps/ 21 Earth years
Pesterlogs
Meat Candy Meat: Postscript Postscript 4 5 6 7 8 Candy: Epilogue Four Chapter 21 Candy: Epilogue Five Chapter 24 Candy: Epilogue Six Chapter 27 Candy: Epilogue Seven Chapter 29 Candy: Epilogue Eight Chapter 40

From the reader's point of view, Aradia's story in The Homestuck Epilogues picks up from where her Canon biography ended.

In The Homestuck Epilogues, there is only a single instance of Aradia, who interacts with both the Meat and Candy timelines. This is because Aradia was beyond the Furthest Ring rather than on Earth C when the Meat/Candy timeline split occurred. She and Sollux fall into the black hole, ending up in the Candy universe. They arrive during the young Jade's funeral, which Aradia is inappropriately excited about. Later, Aradia follows the Alternate Calliope around as that Calliope pilots the dead Jade's body, and watches this Calliope consume Lord English's body when it falls from the sky.

Later on, in the postcript of Meat (which is actually the ending of Candy) she mentions to Davebot that she left Sollux on Earth C, because "this was all getting a bit too much for him" and that "if [she] go ill probably just cut him loose".

In Homestuck: Beyond Canon

Aradia Megido
“i have told you several times that i was a robot before and i know for a fact you dont have to say beep boop”
Age	“a few hundred years or so”
Typing Style	No capitalization and omits punctuation except exclamation points and question marks. Uses emotes.
Pesterlogs
Chapter 11 Chapter 11 Knight: Keep it real. (2 pp.) Back to reality. ==> (2 pp.)

Aradia accompanies Davebot and the alternate Calliope - taking the form of a young Jade Harley - on the journey in pursuit of Dirk Strider. During this journey she has also time travelled on on numerous “life altering and perilous journeys of self discovery” of her own.

When Calliope is forced from Jade's body,^{[citation needed]} Dave and Aradia take a moment to revel in the morbid moment. In characteristic fashion, however, Aradia wastes no opportunity in turning this moment into a psychological exploration of Dave's feelings about having attained his Ultimate Self. “Weeks later,” the conversation continues, this time having pivoted to Aradia's relationship with Sollux Captor, and a spontaneous journey to fetch a nice “cup of oil” is interrupted by Calliope returning to Jade's body.

Hell tier

A version of Aradiabot appears among the inhabitants of The Plot Point, interrupting Vriska Serket's conversation with Tavros Nitram as the scene switches to the Land of Maps and Treasure. They discuss the purpose of Vriska's experience in The Plot Point, and Aradia assures her that the purpose of the time loop is not to punish her but simply to allow her to grow up.^{[citation needed]}