Auto-Parry

DO THE POTTED VEGETABLE INSTEAD. IT LOOKS DELICIOUS.

Pipe down, you. This is the editors' decision, not yours!
Either way, the strife technique pages could probably be merged together.

You AUTO-PARRY a bullet directly in the gut, saving your dear, sweet SONHEARST!

Auto-Parry is a Battle technique used to avoid attacks. The way the Auto-Parry is done is handled differently depending on the character.

Problem Sleuth

• Problem Sleuth: Sleuth Roll - Roll to avoid the attack.
• Ace Dick: Auto-Parry - Take the hit in the gut. It is incredibly painful!
• Pickle Inspector: Pickle Distraction - Unknowingly evade the attack by moving his body to ogle something else he was looking at.
• Mobster Kingpin: Auto-Parry - Can take hits anywhere, as he is invincible unless his Blood Sugar, Emotions or Sick Burn level rises. He can also use his mouth to Auto-Parry incoming candy.
• Nervous Broad: Aspect Dodge - Tightens and loosens the Aspect Corset to evade attacks.
• Zombie Ace Dick: Overripe Produce - While this is given various names, as though it is being upgraded, Zombie Ace Dick is simply invulnerable to nearly every attack as his Auto-Parry is just taking the damage.

Homestuck

Protagonists

• Rose Lalonde
  • Youth Roll - While it has not been used in Strife, Rose may be able to dodge incoming attacks by rolling out of the way. Its name is a play on Problem Sleuth's Sleuth Roll.
  • Auto-Perrier - Rose blocks her mother's offering of a martini with kid-safe Perrier mineral water.
  • Ogloparry - This is used by Grimdark Rose in her duel with Jack Noir to block his blade. It is a play off Oglogoth, a horrorterror and namesake of Rose's wands.
• Dave Strider
  • Dude Dodge - Do a somersault to get out of the way in a totally cool and badass fashion.
  • Acrobatic Fucking Pirouette - Jump high in the air while somersaulting to avoid perilous situations, such as shurikens sent out from your own Sylladex.
  • Auto-Harley - Stop Jack Noir's attack via placing Harley in front of self.
• Vriska Serket
  • Auto-Pirate - Vriska, in her Ancestral Awakening form, uses this to block Jack Noir's blade with her own sword.
• Terezi Pyrope
  • 4CROB4T1C FUCK1NG P1ROU3TT3 - Pretty much what Dave did. Used to retrieve Pyralspite from atop a high shelf.
• Jane Crocker
  • Jane does a combination of Lass Scamper, Youth Roll, and Acrobatic Fucking Pirouette to enter one of Roxy's windows, ending in a Nice Abscond!
• John Egbert
  • John can do a Lad Scramble. That's how he levels up . He has also done that before that point.

Guardians

• Dad
  • Auto-Pastry - John Egbert's Dad can block dodge incoming attacks by using a while equipped with a Birthday Cake as a shield.
• Mom
  • Blotto-Parry - Rose's Mother effortlessly dodges oncoming attacks by swaggering about drunkenly.