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Clowns are recurring characters in MS Paint Adventures. They tend to be made of clown meat.

In Problem SleuthEdit

Clowns are the citizens of one of the four great kingdoms on the other side of the imaginary universe. Their general life involves making pies and placing them on windowsills in Small Cottages, mining for Pie Filling, wearing Floppy Shoes, and slapping the rumps of hogs. Clowns, being a fierce entertainment force, have a valiant Bard who fights for justice while doing incendiary Lute Solos.

Most of the political strife stems from Mobster Kingpin's Quest of Spirit, encouraging the clowns to be more proactive about their rump slapping, which make the hogs very displeased.

The clowns are aligned with Mobster Kingpin and granted him a boon when he completed his Quest of Spirit, which allowed him to pass through the clown bust and gain awareness of his Female Alter Ego.

Clown PontificateEdit

The Clown Pontificate is one of the four characters that oversee Problem Sleuth as he tries to solve the plight of the four kingdoms. He is last seen summoned in DMK's Combat Operandi, Clownstorm, where he uses his legendary Hamper Of The Jaded Fool's Ennui.

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In HomestuckEdit

Gamzee Makara (another clown who is also a Bard) and his ancestor both belong to an OBSCURE CULTHS of clowns of a grim persuasion. Like the clowns in Problem Sleuth, they tend to be aligned with the evil and demonic.

Clowns in Homestuck are known for being notoriously difficult to kill for reasons that basically don't make any senseHS, and according to Caliborn, CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT. BECAUSE OF MIRACLES. AND HOLD NO ACCOUNTABILITY FOR THEIR DEEDS.HS

WhistlesEdit

Whistles was an early work from Andrew Hussie that heavily featured clowns and has been referenced extensively in MS Paint Adventures.

Problem Sleuth Characters
Team Sleuth
Problem Sleuth - Ace Dick - Pickle Inspector
Hysterical Dame - Nervous Broad
Four kingdoms
Elves - Hogs - Weasels - Clowns
The Four Heroes
Villains
Mobster Kingpin - Madame Murel - Demonhead Mobster Kingpin
Deities
Death - Godhead Pickle Inspector - Demimonde Goddess - The Devil
Allies
The Whale - Candy Mecha - Hearst - Hired Muscle - Honeybee Professor
Minions
Beasts - Whores - Thugs - Worker Bees - Courtesan Angels
Non-Canon
Midnight Crew (Spades Slick - Diamonds Droog - Hearts Boxcars - Clubs Deuce)
Laborer Wasps - Professor Wasp - Zombie Astronaut - Little White Cat - Fuzzy Man Bear and Sarah

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