- This article is about the instance of Courtyard Droll that appears in the kids' sessions of Sburb. For the instance of Courtyard Droll that appears in the trolls' session, see Clubs Deuce.
The Courtyard Droll is an especially sneaky Agent of Derse. In the trolls' Sburb session, he joined the Midnight Crew post-exile, taking up the moniker of Clubs Deuce. A droll is the same thing as a jester. It makes sense that he would be wearing such a silly hat and a fake sword around his stomach if he were there for the purpose of entertainment. It seems that throughout all sessions he is accomplished with explosives, such as the contents of Clubs Deuce's Battledrobe, the way he killed Jade, and the way Jane's tower was destroyed.
Biography[]
Pre-scratch[]
Courtyard Droll follows the Parcel Mistress back from Derse and into Prospit. When she isn't looking, he pickpockets the White Queen's Ring. He is told to bring the ring to the Draconian Dignitary. He is also informed that he no longer has to wear his outfit complete with giant ridiculous hat, by the order of the Sovereign Slayer, but he tells the Draconian Dignitary that he would still rather wear it. The Draconian Dignitary has nothing to say about that. The precious ring is soon knocked from his grasp by a bucktoothed dynamic entry
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Even if he is from Derse, he's cute!
Later, he is seen delivering the White King's scepter to Jack Noir on the battlefield, allowing Jack to initiate the reckoning. Some time after, he is seen continuing to act as a sort of assistant to Jack, giving Jade's green package to PM after their deal is upheld. Sometime later he is seen travelling through the Battlefield with the uber bunny, when The Draconian Dignitary sends him on a new mission to kill Jade. He then meets John and WV, promptly forgets what he was supposed to be doing and accepts John's mission friendly request to help deliver The Tumor to Dream Rose instead. He steals Dad's wallet from WV?, but the uber bunny takes the captchalogue card containing The Tumor before CD? leaves the ship. However, Jack is not pleased with him, as the real mission was to kill Jade, since he couldn't do it himself.
Later, a short time before the scratch, he is seen parachuting from the sky to the Tower on the Land of Frost and Frogs, atop one ton of shaving cream wrapped with bombs. When he triggers the bombs, Jade is killed and the glowing tadpole beside her is hurled into the Forge, while the Droll dances a happy dance. His happiness is very quickly cut short when, enraged at Jade's death due to Bec-inherited loyalty, Jack Noir slaughters him.
Post-scratch[]
Early on, the Courtyard Droll had poisoned Jake English's dream self by force feeding him peanuts in his sleep, which he is severely allergic to. After Jack Noir kills Jane Crocker's dream self, he contacts the Courtyard Droll who confirms that he has finished rigging Jane's Prospit dream bedroom tower.
Courtyard Droll expresses concern over their "cheating" by killing the heroes before the war even starts, but Jack reminds him that the kingdom's "new management" doesn't mind such "shrewd tactical shortcuts". The Droll still remains concerned and shows some guilt from his role in killing Dream Jake.
You're welcome.
He also sets bombs on the Battlefield during its first stage, killing the Black and White Kings before any prototypings occur.
He has been heard from sending Jack a pumpkin full of knives and some more... compromising materials, doing the same for Roxy a few months later with a ring and Dad's PDA when she is in Derse's prison. By that point in time, CD appears to be wearing the same suit as his Midnight Crew counterpart, rather than the usual Agent attire. This is presumably due to Dad's influence on Dersite fashion and culture. CD acts as a courier once more for Gamzee Makara, with the task of delivering Lil Cal to Jack.
He happens to be present when Trickster Mode Jane and Jake arrive on Derse looking for Roxy. After Roxy becomes a trickster, he is taken with them to have drinks on LOPAN before they visit Dirk. He is last seen on LOTAK, partaking in shenanigans with the tricksters. His fate afterwards remains unknown, but assuming he was still on LOTAK by the time of the B2 version of Jack's death, he is likely to have either died or was sent to Future post-scratch Earth.
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Trivia[]
- Post-scratch CD owns a bull penis umbrella
which resembles the umbrella pre-scratch CD had. This is also similar to Clubs Deuce's bull penis cane. - It is very likely that the Courtyard Droll is the user HATLIKER on the Serious Business message board on Derse. HATLIKER types in exactly the same manner as Courtyard Droll, and Courtyard Droll is also known for his love for hats. He was also seen with a rumpled hat, and HATLIKER mentioned that he had sat on his favorite hat. However, HATLIKER claimed that he had burned the hat.
