Dad

Canon • Dubiously Canon

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A crocodile dresses as Dad for Halloween in the Consort Kingdom.^[image?]

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In The Homestuck Epilogues

• Meat
• Candy

Meat

Dad appears briefly in Meat. As John is giving the teens some space for their reunion, a week before the meteors struck on John's birthday, he sees Dad through the window of his study. Dad is smoking a pipe and listening to his favorite jazz music. There's a kitchen timer set up on his desk. His window is slightly open, but he doesn't seem to notice John, and John soon walks away. The timer goes off just as John is using his retcon powers to zap away with the other kids.

Candy

In the Candy timeline Dad had been named Chief of staff by Jane. He is first mentioned when Jake tells Jane he sacrificed himself in order to save the human president from a rebel assault. There was no body for Jane to revive since the shot came from a rocket launcher and it was shredded to pieces. Jane quickly recovers herself after a small breakdown in front of her crew, and decides to launch a more direct attack on the troll rebellion.

In Homestuck: Beyond Canon

Still alive following the events of Volume: Meat, after Jane's kidnapping by Jasprosesprite^2 her father finds a fenestrated plane to Midnight City and enlists the help of Diamonds Droog to get her back. They are captured and tied up by Spades Slick, but Dad's strength easily frees them from the rope. Though Snowman handcuffs them together, they still manage to find the bar where Jane is.

In Skaianet Systems Incorporated files

The files reveal that pre-scratch Dad's biological father is Stan Laurel and he was born in either 1945 or 1946, making him either 62 or 63 by the time of his death. Later his mom married and he got a stepfather with the surname Egbert. In the post-scratch timeline, John Crocker's wife is covertly impregnated with Dad's pre-scratch self to be post-scratch Jane's father.