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TabberDubcanonDubiously Canon
N.B. This device has yet to be given an official name. As such, this title is not strictly canonical;
however, it has been chosen based on the phrase used in a panel to describe one of its functions.
Dirk and Rose standing by the Ecto-Alchemologizer

The Ecto-Alchemologizer is a composite device created by Dirk Strider that combines the functionality of several pieces of phernalia provided by Sburb, particularly those concerned with alchemy and ectobiology. The sigil on the alchemising surface of the apparatus superficially resembles that of the alchemiter in form, but with circles rather than triangles.

Much like the cloning pad used to create the Genesis Frog in a game of Sburb, the apparatus allows manipulation of a genetic waveform; however, the alchemical phernalia components allow it to be used in the opposite way by inserting captchalogued objects – adding noise deliberatelyHS2 to produce mutations, instead of smoothing out the waveform.

Due to being an advanced composite machine, it seems that no punching of captchalogue cards is required for it to use them, though Dirk speculates that the machine performs this process internally (and redundantly).

Phernalia
Core devices
Cruxtruder
Cruxite dowel
+ Punch Designix
Punched card
Totem Lathe
Cruxite totem
Alchemiter
Cruxite artifact
Alchemiter peripherals
Jumper Block ExtensionPunch Card ShuntHolopad
Other phernalia
Gristtorrent CDIntellibeam LaserstationEcto-Alchemologizer
Ectobiology ApparatusCloning PadGrist rigUnknown Device
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