Eggs

12 Eggs
AKA	“PURPLE STRIPE HAT”

Eggs is the twelfth member of the Felt.

Concept and creation

Eggs' hat is designed after the purple-striped billiard ball numbered 12. His name refers to the dozens that eggs are traditionally sold in - much like his partner Biscuits, who is named for a quantity in which biscuits are sold - and the type of device he uses to time travel.

Biography

Caliborn's session

Eggs originated from a planet colored like a purple-striped billiard ball, formed when the Battlefield in Caliborn's session exploded. Caliborn was rewarded Eggs as his twelfth follower after destroying the planet by sending it into the black hole caused by the Battlefield's death.

Upon his creation, he immediately does what he would come to be known best for and floods the entire panel with alternate timeline versions of himself and his recently made partner Biscuits, to the point where we can't even see what planet they're currently in.

Intermission - original timeline

As Hearts Boxcars tried to pry open Lord English's vault, Biscuits suddenly bursts out from his "magic" oven, Hearts takes no issue with that as he's relatively harmless on his own... That is until Eggs appears with three time-duplicates of himself and Biscuits.

While Hearts got trampled by multiple timeline versions of the two Felt members, he attempts to throw his private reading material at them, not only does that not work, but now the duo have their grubby paws all over it. After wasting time on that for 4 hours, Diamonds Droog and Clubs Deuce come to his aid.

They turn out to be utterly useless, as the crowd of clones is way too thick for them to just shoot their way through, but luckily Spades Slick comes in and solves the time-clone problem with Crowbar's crowbar, making all the duplicates cease to exist. Hearts then makes an overwhelmingly successful attempt at biting off Eggs' head, and his headless corpse is then thrown at Cans in an attempt to placate him with the red meat.^{[citation needed]}

Act 6

i'll add what happens to Eggs on Act 6 soon, im tired for now.

Weapons and paraphernalia

Unlike many members of the Felt, Eggs does not seem to have an innate power of his own. Instead he travels through time using an egg timer juju, often taking his similarly non-powered partner with him.^{[citation needed]}

In melee combat, Eggs uses a large spiked mace.^{[citation needed]} In ranged combat, he employs a short shotgun, possibly 12-gauge.

References

Lord English •  Doc Scratch •   1  Itchy •   2  Doze •   3  Trace •   4  Clover •   5  Fin •   6  Die •   7  Crowbar •   8  Snowman •   9  Stitch •   10  Sawbuck •   11  Matchsticks •   12  Eggs •   13  Biscuits •   14  Quarters •   15  Cans

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