Changes: Elf

Revision as of 01:59, 3 April 2018

Elves are the citizens of one of the four great kingdoms on the other side of the imaginary universe. Their general life involves granting wishes in exchange for babies, crying Elf Tears over issues of Hunk Rump, playing poker, and absconding with the pies of Clowns from windowsills. Elves are known practitioners of Majyyk and their most valiant warrior is a Mage.

Elf performing magic — An elf performing magic.

Most of their political dissension stems from Problem Sleuth's Quest of Spirit, encouraging the Elves to be more thrifty when stealing Pies, which makes the Clowns go into a rage.

The Elves are aligned with Problem Sleuth and granted him a boon when he completed his Quest of Spirit, which allowed him to pass through the Elf bust and gain awareness of his Female Alter Ego.

Elves also appear in the brief "restart" of Jailbreak.

Elf Exemplar

The Elf Exemplar is one of the four characters that oversee Problem Sleuth as he tries to solve the plight of the four kingdoms. He doesn't do much but watch on as Problem Sleuth goes to GameFAQs to cheat. Even though he is an Exemplar of the Elves, he is not the current reagent of the Elf Kingdom, and we have yet to see if they are ruled similarly like the Weasel King.

Jailbreak Characters
Prisoners - Elves - Pony
Logorg - Completely Sane Man - Zombie Ace Dick - The Whale

Problem Sleuth Characters
Team Sleuth
Problem Sleuth - Ace Dick - Pickle Inspector
Hysterical Dame - Nervous Broad
Four kingdoms
Elves - Hogs - Weasels - Clowns
The Four Heroes
Villains
Mobster Kingpin - Madame Murel - Demonhead Mobster Kingpin
Deities
Death - Godhead Pickle Inspector - Demimonde Goddess - The Devil
Allies
The Whale - Candy Mecha - Hearst - Hired Muscle - Honeybee Professor
Minions
Beasts - Whores - Thugs - Worker Bees - Courtesan Angels
Non-Canon
Midnight Crew (Spades Slick - Diamonds Droog - Hearts Boxcars - Clubs Deuce)
Laborer Wasps - Professor Wasp - Zombie Astronaut - Little White Cat - Fuzzy Man Bear and Sarah
PS HD - AD FAD ZAD - PI NB PPI FPI PFPI FFPI - MK DMK BHMK MM

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+|-|Elf=[[File:Elf.png]]
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+|-|Exemplar=[[File:Elf exemplar.png]]
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-Elf=[[File:Elf.png]]
+|-|Mage=[[File:Elf mage.png]]
-|-|Exemplar=[[File:Elf2.png]]
-|-|Mage=[[File:ElfH.png]]
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+|live = [[Four kingdoms|Elf Kingdom]]
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-	<td width="50%"">{{PS|219|First Appearance}}</td>
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-|live = [[Four Kingdoms|Elf Kingdom]]
 |like = Playing Poker
 |hate = Pornography
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+'''Elves''' are the citizens of one of the [[Four kingdoms|four great kingdoms]] on the other side of the [[imaginary universe]]. Their general life involves granting wishes in exchange for babies, crying [[Operandi Components#Elf Tears|Elf Tears]] over issues of [[Hunk Rump]], playing poker, and absconding with the pies of [[Clown]]s from windowsills. Elves are known practitioners of [[Majyyk]] and their most valiant warrior is a [[Four Heroes|Mage]].
+[[File:Elf performing magic.gif|thumb|left|An elf performing magic.]]
-Elves are the citizens of one of the [[The Four Kingdoms|four great kingdoms]] on the other side of the [[universe]]. Their general life involves granting wishes in exchange for babies, crying [[Elf Tears]] over issues of [[Hunk Rump]], playing poker, and absconding with the pies of [[Clowns]] from windowsills. Elves are known practitioners of [[Majyyk]] and their most valiant warrior is a [[The Four Heroes|Mage]].
+Most of their [[Plight of the four kingdoms|political dissension]] stems from [[Problem Sleuth (character)|Problem Sleuth]]'s [[Quest of Spirit]], encouraging the Elves to be more thrifty when stealing Pies, which makes the [[Clown]]s go into a rage.
+The Elves are aligned with Problem Sleuth and granted him a boon when he completed his [[Quest of Spirit]], which allowed him to pass through the Elf [[Busts-R-Us|bust]] and gain awareness of his [[Female Alter Ego]].
-Most of their [[The Plight of the Four Kingdoms|political dissension]] stems from [[Problem Sleuth (Character)|Problem Sleuth]]'s [[Quest of Spirit]], encouraging the Elves to be more thrifty when stealing Pies, which makes the [[Clowns]] go into a rage.
+Elves also appear in the brief "restart" of ''[[Jailbreak]]''.
-The Elves are aligned with [[Problem Sleuth (Character)|Problem Sleuth]] and granted him a boon when he completed his [[Quest of Spirit]], which allowed him to pass through the Elf [[Busts-R-Us|bust]] and gain awareness of his [[Female Alter Ego]].
-Elves also appear in the brief "restart" of [[Jailbreak]].
-[[File:Mspaintadventure21.gif|thumb]]
 ==Elf Exemplar==
-The [[Elf Exemplar]] is one of the four characters that oversee [[Problem Sleuth (Character)|Problem Sleuth]] as he tries to solve [[The Plight of the Four Kingdoms]]. He doesn't do much but watch on as Problem Sleuth goes to [[GameFAQs]] to cheat. Even though he is an Exemplar of the [[Elves]], he is not the current reagent of the Elf Kingdom, and we have yet to see if they are ruled similarly like the [[Weasel King]].
+The Elf Exemplar is one of the four characters that oversee Problem Sleuth as he tries to solve the [[plight of the four kingdoms]]. He doesn't do much but watch on as Problem Sleuth goes to [[GameFAQs]] to cheat. Even though he is an Exemplar of the Elves, he is not the current reagent of the Elf Kingdom, and we have yet to see if they are ruled similarly like the [[Weasel#Weasel King|Weasel King]].
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-==  Note ==
-Elves ARE real.
-They cry over anykind of porno.
-Elf tears can be farmed with a porno room and many elves looking at porno.
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