Flarp

Tavros Nitram prepares to play a game of Flarp.

Flarp, often stylised as FLARP, is an Extreme Role Playing game played by Alternian trolls. The name is derived from the real-world term LARP, short for Live Action Role-Play, combined with the onomatopoeia for the sound bats make, 'flap'.

The game

A Flarp campaign begins, or is 'hatched', when the game's grub is 'activated' and lays the series of eggs which will hatch into the game's Gaming Flapstractions - pixelated creatures similar in form to bats. The Flapstractions contain all the data and procedures required for the campaign to take place, and immediately after hatching they disperse themselves throughout the game area on this pre-programmed data as well as live instructions from the opposite team's Clouder (filling a role similar to that of a Dungeon Master in real-world role-playing games).

The role of at least one Flapstraction is to bond itself to the player and become a Stat Bat, which keeps track of that player's vital statistics and projects them holographically as visible gauges above the player. Other Flapstractions serve the role of projecting the game's enemies, and, likely through live instruction on the Clouder's part, are capable of projecting the image of trolls long-distance.

Classes

In Homestuck

• The Boy-Skylark is a class limited to knives and similar weapons, including daggerlances. Aradia describes the Boy-Skylark as “a t0ugh class” whose abilities are the most useful at only the highest levels (similar to the Page class of Sburb). The class' name and outfit are a reference to Pupa Pan, himself a reference to real-life literary figure Peter Pan. Vriska claims that her own Flarp character is the worst nightmare to Boy-Skylarks everywhere.
  • Tavros Nitram was a known player of the Boy-Skylark class, using an inexpensive daggerlance as his weapon.
  • Andrew Hussie, while dressed in a Boy-Skylark costume, is referred to as a 'Man-Skylark'.
  • Outside of the game of Flarp, John Egbert has also taken the role of Boy-Skylark on the 14th rung of his Echeladder. The cap associated with this role is identical to the cap associated with Flarp's Boy-Skylark, but in blue
• The Petticoat Seagrift is a class played by Vriska Serket, who claims her character accumulated more treasure and levels than any other player of the class.

Spy games, intrigue and rebellion expansion

• The unnamed espionage-themed Flarp expansion introduced in Hiveswap introduces an Espiacrooner class, which apparently is a stealth-and singing-oriented class difficult to play at all levels. Its name is derived from the words "espionage", as in spying, and "crooner", as in a male singer of sentimental, soft music.

Specific games

Team Charge v. Team Scourge

In Homestuck, some time prior to the events of Hivebent, the trolls played the game in two teams: Team Charge and Team Scourge.

Team Charge	Team Scourge
Tavros Nitram, “adiosToreador”	Vriska Serket, “arachnidsGrip” (Clouder)
Aradia Megido, “apocalypseArisen” (Clouder)	Terezi Pyrope, “gallowsCalibrator”

During a session, Aradia was distracted while Tavros' paralyzing accident occurred, and subsequently felt guilty about not being able to help. She attempted to take revenge against the person responsible, Vriska Serket. She did this by summoning the spirits of the dead to haunt Vriska. Upon the urging of Doc Scratch, Vriska elected to strike back. Vriska took control of Sollux Captor, made him fly to Aradia's hive and eat Mind Honey. The resultant eye blasts levelled Aradia's hive and killed both Aradia and her lusus.

Afterwards, Vriska continues to play Flarp many more times with other trolls, whereas the two other survivors of this fateful game renounce extreme roleplaying. Vriska continues because it is the best way to feed her lusus. It is very unlikely that Equius played this game, and very likely that he also forbade Nepeta from joining for the above reason. Eridan Ampora was also a proficient Flarper, amassing a large stockpile of treasure and weaponry from his victories in the game.

Team Charge Debacle

The Team Charge Debacle is a series of events, originally thought of as a singular accidental event, that occurred due to the Team Charge v. Team Scourge session of Flarp. It started with Vriska crippling Tavros, and continued through a vicious cycle of revenge.

During one FLARP session, Vriska, Tavros' clouder, set up an extremely difficult session for him, trapping him between a cliff and some unreasonably overpowered enemies. Realizing that there was no possible way to win, he tried asking Aradia and Terezi for help. Neither responded, as they were distracted by Doc Scratch. Helpless, Tavros refused to perform an action (like rolling or attacking), instead opting to surrender and quit the game altogether. In response, Vriska intervened and used her powers to force Tavros to jump off the cliff. Tavros survived, but permanently lost the use of his legs.

As an act of protest, Aradia and Terezi severed ties with Vriska. Aradia was racked with guilt over her inability to help Tavros. Terezi advised her to not take action, and volunteered to handle it herself. Despite Terezi's warnings, Aradia decided to take revenge, with the encouragement of the voices of the dead. She summoned the ghosts of Vriska's previous victims, and unleashed them on her.

As Vriska was overwhelmed by the ghosts, she received a message from Doc Scratch, who suggested that she kill Aradia as revenge for the ghostly haunting. After arguing with him briefly, Vriska manipulated Sollux Captor into consuming mind honey and killing Aradia with his psionics, an act made particularly cruel by the implication of a romantic relationship between the two. In response to this, Terezi tricked Vriska by contacting her and forewarning her of her plan to exact revenge, suggesting that Vriska consult her magic cue ball to confirm the seriousness of Terezi's threat. Immediately afterwards, with Sollux's help, she contacted Doc Scratch and told him that Vriska was using one of his valued objects, (the magic cue ball), to cheat in the game that they were playing together. In anger, he blew up the Cue Ball in Vriska's face, causing her to lose her arm and her vision eightfold.

Vriska retaliated immediately by using her mind powers in a Psychic Double Reach-Around. She began by gaining mind control over Tavros, and used his powers of psychic animal communion to control Terezi's Lusus, which guided her while she slept. She then used the lusus' influence over Terezi to persuade her to walk into the middle of the forest during a bright Alternian day and open her eyes and stare into the blistering Alternian sun, blinding her. This event also caused Terezi's dream self to wake up on Prospit and stare into Skaia, blinding her as well. This was likely inspired by Mindfang's idea of using the Summoner to tame Pyralspite.

After this final exchange, Vriska and Terezi eventually established a truce, ceasing this cycle of revenge. In a later conversation with Terezi, Karkat mentions that Vriska had been nowhere near her at the time—since Vriska cannot control Terezi, he is baffled as to how she managed to blind her.

Eventually, once the trolls have entered the Medium, Aradia receives her Soulbot from Equius, and regains a physical form and stronger emotions. She travels to the Land of Maps and Treasure to confront Vriska. Thanks to her new robotic strength, she beats her to near death and leaves her to bleed out with Tavros nearby. Unconscious, Vriska wakes up on Prospit, only to be greeted by Terezi, who completes the karmic cycle with a slap to her face. Directly after, her dream self manipulates Tavros, but only into writing himself messages in her blood (she does not take full control of his mind). She tells him to take her to her quest cocoon and kill her quickly, which he fails to have the cojones to do. She dies slowly within the cocoon and ascends to god tier.

As revenge for her slow and painful death, she later fights Tavros on the meteor, stabbing him through the chest with his own lance and letting him fall off a cliff, where he lands next to Terezi.

Xefros and Dammek's Flarp campaign(s)

Dammek and Xefros Tritoh have partaken in at least one game of Flarp in the past. Dammek was a fan of an expansion revolving around espionage and rebellion, basing his own underground rebellion on the system and encouraging Xefros to obtain his own copy of the expansion's rulebook from Scythian.

Xefros had intended his Flarp character to be in a band like himself, but apparently never went through with it. It would also appear that Dammek either intended to or actually did have two Flarp characters, rather than the standard one.

Coding

Part of Doc Scratch's genetic code was contained in the Flarp rulebooks, written by the members of Team Charge and Team Scourge, each immediately after their "accidents". Each part of the code was written in the color of the bat on their rulebooks.

Tavros wrote “t1CK” (GCAT) with the insides of a Host Plush, via remotely controlling Horsaroni to do so. Aradia wrote “t0ck” (GCAT) with the soot of her ruined hive, highlighting a binary theme in the code. Aradia also mentions that "Tick" and "Tock" are “the persisting sounds said to accompany the ultimate demise of the tyrant less an arm and an eye,” referring to the Pupa Pan mythology, which could additionally connect to Jack Noir, his alternate universe counterpart Spades Slick, or, arguably, Vriska Serket. Vriska wrote “8r8k” (or “8rk”, GCA), using her own blood after her magic cue ball exploded in her face. Terezi wrote “H34DS” (TGCAT) with red chalk. Curiously, she doesn't seem to notice this after her dream self wakes up as her room is shown free from her code when she is first introduced to the reader, though she might simply have removed it at some point. Aradia mentions that the scale was tipped between sisters, an interesting choice of words since Libra is the scale. The meaning of the phrase "Break Heads" is anyone's guess, though one possible interpretation is Doc Scratch's desire to die, fulfilled by breaking his cue ball head. Another possible interpretation may be that the term “8r8k” “H34DS” is referring to the Break shot at the beginning of the a game of pool, and may be an analogy on how both in pool and in Homestuck, important events are set in motion by a break.

The four rulebooks.

However, the majority of the code was written by the Gamzee from the doomed Aradia's timeline, on the walls with his sopor slime, and in Karkat's ~ATH book, with the blood of the other ten trolls. He used eight letters, “honk HONK” (GCATGCAT). The four rulebooks and the ~ATH book were stolen by Agents, and combined with Vriska's magic cue ball and Lil Cal by the Black Queen to create Doc Scratch.

The entire code, “t1CK” “t0ck” “8r8k” “H34DS” “honk HONK”, while serving as the code to create Scratch, was also a hidden message which detailed the rise of Lord English. The “t1ck” “t0ck” referred to Scratch's clock ticking down to the moment. “8r8k” “H34DS” correctly refers to Scratch's head breaking open, revealing Lord English's head. Finally, the “honk HONK” refers to English unleashing the Vast Honk, where one honk was extremely loud, and the second even more so.

In Pesterquest (Dubiously Canon)

In Pesterquest: Volume 6, a Flarp character's statistics take the form of ten 'attributes', each shortened to a three-letter acronym and described as follows;

• Vigor (VIM): Main component of HP. High VIM helps durability while low VIM makes you more dangerous while you're vulnerable.
• Rascality (RAS): Ability to get away with mischief, as well as your COMPLIANCE MATRIX defense.
• Dexterity (DEX): Measures finesse. Paired with GRA for intricate tasks.
• Pulchritude (PLC): Suaveness and hard-boiled credentials, assists with being charming or charismatic.
• Grace (GRA): Ability to retain poise and smoothness. Paired with DEX for intricate tasks.
• Appetite (APP): Hunger & enthusiasm. High APP makes you better in combat, while low APP improves your passive healing.
• Mangrit (GRT): Not just for men. Helps you lift safes and keep your cool while wounded.
• Hubris (HUB): Sheer confidence. High HUB allows you to overrule your Clouder more successfully. Low HUB increases your COMPLIANCE MATRIX offense.
• Leverage (LVG): The foundation of the BALANCE OF POWER between Clouders.
• Imagination (IMG): Inventiveness. Useful for all classes while Clouding.

The values of these attributes are decided by assigning each of them to one of ten 'dice rostra' associated with the character sheet's 'attribution sconce'. Each rostrum is assigned a number by the roll of several dice, and the number assigned to each rostrum becomes the value of the associated attribute. The dice rostra are named the following;

• Throne of the Empress: Calculated with 2d4 + 12. Invariant. Probably a reference to the Condesce.
• Scrimshaw Workstation: Calculated with 1d6 + 8. Invariant. Scrimshaw is bone artwork typically associated with the bones of whales and other nautical animals; sounds similar and may be a reference to the name of the film The Shawshank Redemption
• Tyranny's Tribune: Calculated with 1d10 + 7. Unstable. A reference to His Honorable Tyranny.
• Bilgewater Soapbox: Calculated with 1d4 + 5. Invariant.
• Oracle's Dais: Calculated with 5d4. Invariant.
• Foolish Professor's Lectern: Calculated with 2d4 + 2. Invariant.
• Conductor's Stand: Calculated with 6d6 / 2. Invariant.
• Tribune of the Heiress: Calculated with 4d12 / 2. Unstable.
• Choir Box of the Facepaint Angels: Calculated with 1d20. Unstable. Probably a reference to the Mirthful Messiah/Insane Clown Posse.
• Podium of Runners Up: Calculated with (3d12 / 2) - 1. Unstable.

The two dice rostra with the highest rolled values determine a character's 'starting class', which each combination of the two attributes assigned to these rostra being associated with a class:

• Artful Codger (GRA and HUB): Likely a play on an old codger, as well as the Artful Dodger from Oliver Twist. The classes' special ability is GERIATRICUTIONER'S RETIREMENT!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, Vriska will say "You're far too much of a pushover to 8e grumpy. How old even ARE you, anyway?"
• Arm Wrestling Champ (GRT and LVG): Melee class likely just arm-wrestles other players. The classes' special ability is ATOMIC RADIUS!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, Vriska will say "Think you could 8eat ME????????" "........ Hm." "How a8out we make it a 8est of 8."
• Ballerina of the Battlefield (DEX and GRA): The classes' special ability is ELEGANT IMPALEMENT!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, the narrator will say "You put the 'art' in The Art of War. Do an acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle. They'll never know what hit 'em."
• Boy-Skylark (APP and IMG): Tavros Nitram's class as it appears in Homestuck. The classes' special ability is TWINKLED-TOED MURDER WHIMSY!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, Vriska will say "Oh my god. You dopey '8ig potential' types are all the same. Good luck winning anything with THAT pathetic class!"
• Bristling Bon Vivant (VIM and GRA): The classes' special ability is REDRESS OF THE D'URBERVILLES!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, the narrator will say "Charm the pants off of them. Rule the waves from a throne of pants".
• Cast Iron Skillset (GRT and VIM): Is a tanking class. Reference to a cast-iron skillet. The classes' special ability is SEASONED FOR DEATH!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, Vriska will say "No8ody ever tanks. Respect. Are you sure you can take a hit, though????????"
• Chump-Upender (RAS and LVG): Stealth related class. The classes' special ability is THROWING PAINS!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, the narrator will say "Swift as the river, silent as the flatulence of an assassin, you can give anyone a wedgie undetected."
• Churlish Whirlwind (RAS and DEX): The classes' special ability is BREEZE THOSE STIFFS!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, the narrator will say "A cavalcade of rudeness alights on every branch wherever you dare tread."
• Comely Sonofabitch (PLC and RAS): Likely a reference to the meme "This Ugly Son of a Bitch" as homely is another word for ugly. The classes' special ability is UGLY BRISTLING MIRACLE!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, Vriska will say "Well........ there's pro8ably SOME8ODY out there who's into your whole situ8tion. FLARP does have its fair share of freaks!!!!!!!!"
• Dapper Damager (GRT and PLC): A pun on the Shakespear Play 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'. The classes' special ability is HANDSOMER MIGHT'S DREAM!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, Vriska will say "This class comes with its own fake mustache to complete the outfit. I don't think it gives you any stat increases though." "On, no, w8 a minute, let's see........ 'Adds a +2 to DWEE8 levels.' Aw, that's just too 8ad. You've already maxed that one out!!!!!!!!"
• Divine Urchin (GRA and RAS): Likely a very good stealth/assassin class. The classes' special ability is COMMUNION OF THE CANTANKEROUS!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, the narrator will say "Unassumingly ratty, you can slip through groups of enemy lines with the grace of an angel."
• Enfant Cerebral (RAS and IMG): Probably a reference to the Cherubs Calliope and Caliborn. The description of the class is a reference to the Metal Gear Solid characters Solid Snake, Liquid Snake and Solidus Snake, along with the "There are two wolves inside you" meme. The classes' special ability is INCOMPREHENSIBLE MINDFUCK!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, the narrator will say "There are two snakes inside you. Or maybe three. Their varying material states empower you to confuse all who cross your path."
• Equine Linebacker: (GRT and GRA): Equius's Class for his single session. The classes' special ability is NEIGHEVER SEE IT COMING!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, Vriska will say "Ha! That's my neigh8or's class. I only ever got him to play once, though. ::::/"
• Espiacrooner (GRA and PLC): A rogue bard class. From the espionage expansion introduced in Hiveswap. The classes' special ability is YODEL-AY-HEE-DIE!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, Vriska will say "I know it's in the character description, but... Please don't 8CTUALLY sing."
• Fanciful Funambulist (IMG and DEX): The classes' special ability is CLOTHESLINER!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, the narrator will say "With your head in the clouds, it's important to watch your step! Hopefully, you're sure-footed enough to avoid an early downfall."
• Five Finger Fille Fatale (HUB and DEX): This was Vriska's second choice of class. The class is likely a rogue in dnd standards. The classes' special ability is YOINKAROONIE!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, Vriska will say "This was my second choice of class. I think I'd make a pretty gr8 thief. I mean, it's not like it would 8e all that surprising. I'm pretty gr8 at everything!!!!!!!!"
• Flexterous Fellow (DEX and GRT): A class Equius is allegedly fond of. The classes' special ability is FANTASTIC'S FURY!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, Vriska will say "Did Equius put you up to this? Try not to get any muscle8east milk on your character sheet."
• Fortified Legate (VIM and LVG): Armored class. The classes' special ability is SOCIAL HOMICIDE!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, Vriska will say "Hm. I'm not sure a scrawny nerd like you can handle armor."
• Free Musketeer (GRA and LVG): Reference to Three Musketeers. The classes' special ability is ALLEZ-OOP!! (With two exclamation marks)
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, the narrator will say "With your limitless poise and social cunning, everyone will be begging for you to join their party... or for mercy. Definitely one of the two."
• Frontline Vanguard (APP and VIM): Likely a melee tank class. The classes' special ability is CANON FODDER!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, Vriska will say "Nice!!!!!!!! Not shying away from the fray."
• Gaptooth Ragamuffin (RAS and GRT): A pitiful class. The classes' special ability is BRUTE CANAL!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, Vriska will say "You know that getting pitied isn't a win condition in this game, right?"
• Gristlechewer (APP and GRT): The classes' special ability is GAIMY LEFTOVERS!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, the narrator will say "There's nothing too tough for you to grit your teeth and bear."
• Haughty with a Body (PLC and HUB): a reference to the phrase "hottie with a body". The classes' special ability is VIBE CHEQUE! - An obvious pun on the "Vibe check" meme.
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, the narrator will say "You look like a million boonbucks, with the audacity to know you earned it. People can't touch what they can't afford!"
• Herculean Poirot (IMG and GRT): The classes' special ability is INSPECT THE UNEXPECTED! - May be a reference to Boldir in some way.
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, the narrator will say "(Something about this one sounds really familiar... like a memory of a dream. But maybe some mysteries just aren't meant to be solved.)"
• Hungertrucker (DEX and APP): Distracts opponents? Probably a pun on the Alternian word for fridge: Hunger trunk. The classes' special ability is VORACIOUS ALLNIGHTER!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, Vriska will say "I guess you can...distract the opponents?"
• Immovable Object (GRT and HUB): a reference to the irresistible force paradox. The classes' special ability is MOMENT OF INERTIA!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, the narrator will say "You are every omnipotent's worst nightmare. And everyone else's, for that matter."
• Lardbard (PLC and APP): A class specializing in debuffs. Likely a reference to the insult lard-tard. The classes' special ability is SIZZLE SLAM!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, Vriska will say "Alright. De8uffs are one way to play. A little underhanded, 8ut you gotta do what you gotta do."
• NO CLASS (STAT1 and STAT2): No class. This class can be selected by first finalizing another class, then using the scroll wheel to return to the class select screen, and then advancing the page.
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, Vriska will say "Look, I appreci8 you trying to 8r8k the game, 8ut you really do need to choose a class!"
• Ozygourmandias (HUB and APP): A portmanteau of the title Ozymandias and the term "gourmand". The classes' special ability is JUST DESERTS!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, the narrator will say "Look upon my sandwich specibus, ye Mighty, and prepare an antacid."
• Pablo Pasodoble (IMG and GRA): Seemingly a portmanteau of the name of artist Pablo Picasso and the Spanish military march and dance style Pasodoble. Is a spellcaster class. The classes' special ability is PICASSOAN PUMMELPRANCE!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, the narrator will say "As a spritely spellcaster, you'll be dancing rings around your opponents. Defeat to the beat!"
• Pepsterchum (DEX and VIM): a reference to the chat client Pesterchum. Gives out buffs to other players. The classes' special ability is BULLYBOTHER!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, Vriska will say "I'd 8etter 8e getting all your 8est 8uffs."
• Petard's Worst Nightmare (DEX and LVG): The classes' special ability is HOIST THIS!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, the narrator will say "Round up the competition and hoist them up by their own... well, you get the idea."
• Petticoat Seagrift (HUB and LVG): Vriska's Flarp class. She makes you pick again if you attempt to select this option.
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, Vriska will say "No dou8les! Pick again. >::::("
• Playknight (IMG and PLC): Above Skylarks in raw punchability. The classes' special ability is SUMMON IMAGINARY FRIEND!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, Vriska will say "Oh come on, this is a weenie class. Every8ody knows knights are only just a8ove skylarks in terms of raw puncha8ility. Yes that's a real stat."
• Pluck Brigadier (VIM and IMG): Has winning charm, but good luck winning with that. The classes' special ability is WARSHIP OF THESEUS!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, Vriska will say "Gonna get 'em with that winning charm? ........ Good luck."
• Piss Icarus (HUB and VIM): A reference to Kid Icarus. The classes' special ability is PUNGENT HUBRIS!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, the narrator will say "You're full of Vinegar and ready to debuff enemies on the battlefield."
• Pompous Thaumaturge (HUB and IMG) a reference to the magical act of Thaumaturgy; likely a class related to Eridan Ampora. The classes' special ability is HAVE A NICE CANTRIP!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, the narrator will say "Command the opposition's attention with your sheer insufferability... Is it magic? Is it your attitude? Who the fuck can say."
• Real Humdinger (VIM and PLC): A melee class. The classes' special ability is HARDBOILED BEATDOWN!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, the narrator will say "Jab! Jab! Right hook! A flurry of blows will keep your opponents off guard."
• Scrappy Doer (APP and RAS): Likely a reference to Scrappy-Doo. The classes' special ability is OOPS, OH NO, I'M SORRY!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, the narrator will say "They specialize in, as the wise man said, gettin 'er done. By any means necessary."
• Snacktotum (LVG and APP): The classes' special ability is POTATO CHUPS, LETHAL!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, the narrator will say "Jack of all trades, master of yum."
• Social Mountaineer (PLC and LVG): The classes' special ability is POST RECEIPTS!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, the narrator will say "Do you smell that? That's the real mountain air. You get that in the city. Now take the pic so we can go back to our condo."
• Spruce Lee (PLC and DEX): Reference to the martial artist Bruce Lee. A melee class. The classes' special ability is ARBOREAL DRAGON STYLE!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, the narrator will say "Bring a little color to your enemies' cheeks by giving them a much-needed makeover. But like, with your fists."
• Tummywonder (GRA and APP): The classes' special ability is TRUFFLE SHUFFLE SCUFFLE - A reference to Problem Sleuth.
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, the narrator will say "You are an expert at two things: Girth, and the tactical application thereof."
• Unstoppable Prankmaster (RAS and VIM): likely a reference to the Prankster's Gambit. This is a class for people who like to prank others. The classes' special ability is ULTIMATE GAMBIT!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, Vriska will say "If you try and prank me you're going in the 8rig. ::::|"
• Vainglorious Basterd (RAS and HUB): A reference to the movie Inglorious Basterds. The classes' special ability is GUN!.
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, Vriska will say "That's the kind of confidence I'm looking for. Unlike SOME weenies I've FLARPed with 8efore."
• Web Minister (LVG and IMG): Probably a Cleric class. The classes' special ability is BORN AGAIN TO DIE AGAIN!
  • If MSPA Reader chooses this class, the narrator will say "Have you tried turning it off and on again? Yes? Okay, next question: Have you heard the good news about Internet Jegus?"

Trivia

• Here and here, Doc Scratch becomes enraged, and with his scrapbook he hits Spades Slick twice; once saying [“BREAK.”], and a second time saying [“HEADS.”]; an obvious reference to the “8r8k” “H34DS” code.
• Team Charge and Team Scourge's players represent zodiac opposites, Taurus being the opposite of Scorpio, and Aries the opposite of Libra. With Aries being a fire sign, Taurus an earth sign, Libra an air sign and Scorpio a water sign, the four classical elements are also represented.
• Terezi's signature red shades are originally from her Redglare Flarp outfit.