Gamzee Makara

Canon • Dubiously Canon

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In Paradox Space

Headed For Stardom

Gamzee hosts and judges the First Annual Juggalicious Talent Carnival, in which the contestants are the disembodied heads of Tavros Nitram, Equius Zahhak, Nepeta Leijon, Feferi Peixes, and Eridan Ampora. Unimpressed by the other acts, Gamzee turns to Tavros, who presents a colorful art show of “blatant smut”. Gamzee loves this and awards Tavros's head with many gold stars. He yells at the other heads about how disgraceful their performances were before he leaves to go make out with Tavros's head.

John's Birthday

Gamzee appears, facing away from the viewer, in the background of the zoo that John Egbert's birthday is being held at.

Hospitality

Gamzee goes through the wrong gate and interrupts Eridan hunting angels on the Land of Wrath and Angels. Eridan kills an angel that attacks them and then complains about Gamzee being the one to visit, rather than someone Eridan finds attractive. Gamzee asks why Eridan talks about romance all the time. Eridan attempts to explain his loneliness, to which Gamzee responds to by talking about horns.

Afterwards, Gamzee offers Eridan a slice of sopor pie before Eridan leads him back to a gate that goes to Eridan's hive. He kicks Gamzee through the gate as Gamzee extends an offer to reach out to him via Trollian.

Holiday Activity Pages

Gamzee is shown exchanging gifts with Rose Lalonde, Kanaya Maryam, Wayward Vagabond, Karkat Vantas, Dave Strider, and Terezi Pyrope. He is gifting what appears to be a clubkind-shaped item.

Secret Sufferer

Gamzee swaps gifts with his friends as a part of the Secret Sufferer tradition, hosted by Karkat. He mistakenly receives a sculpted bust, which he proceeds to paint in clown makeup and cover in sopor slime.

Spritecon

Gamzee is depicted as a sprite, potentially fused with a smuppet, of which his codpiece has taken on similar qualities. He is in line to get an autograph from "Problem Sprite" author Andrew Hussie.

Summerteen Romance

Within the manuscript Karkat wrote, Gamzee attends Camp Sgrub with his friends. Gamzee shares a bunk with Equius, who is on the bunk beneath him. During the beach montage, Gamzee is shown building a sand castle. "Dave Slider" insults Gamzee by calling him a "backgroundigan."

Later that night, when offered to join in drinking "drugs," Gamzee rejects the offer in order to continue building more sand castles. While the others are away, Dave and "Jeromy" get into the Sgrub cabin by sneaking past Gamzee, who is sleeping in a sand castle. At dawn, when "Big Cal" sells Camp Sgrub to Camp Sburb, Gamzee is seen lounging in his giant sand castle, which Eridan destroys by kicking a bomb at it. Gamzee at first appears enraged, but is ultimately fine with it.

On Snapchat

Gamzee sends a selfie of himself dressed as Jake English to Jake for Halloween.

In Pesterquest

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In The Homestuck Epilogues

Gamzee Makara
“hOoOoOoOoOoOnK cHoKe ChOkE hAcK hOnK cOuGh.”
AKA	Gamzee Makara-Crocker
Age	29 Earth years[Additional citation needed]
Pesterlogs
Chapter 2

From the reader's point of view, Gamzee's story in The Homestuck Epilogues: Candy picks up from where his Canon biography ended. His story in The Homestuck Epilogues: Meat begins when John interrupts him bringing Aranea back to life.

• Meat
• Candy

Meat
Gamzee appears alongside Aranea when John zaps back to knock her out and steal the Ring of Life. John then decides to shove him back into the fridge.

He later appears alongside Caliborn and Lil Seb when the eight kids arrive to fight him, apparently contributing little to the ensuing fight save for stray honks from the sidelines. Eventually, he is cut in half and sucked into Lil Cal along with Arquiusprite and Caliborn.

Candy
Shortly after John selects candy, Calliope makes one request for John to use his retcon powers: “let poor gamzee oUt of the fridge, john.” They believe that if a new era of amends is to start for everyone, then even he deserves a chance. John begrudgingly complies, and zaps back into canon to retrieve him. The moment John retrieves the fridge from is depicted as the scene where Dave and Dirk Strider are embracing after their intense heart-to-heart, despite the fridge not appearing to be present at that moment and location in canon.

After arriving back on Earth C, John opens the fridge gingerly and Gamzee bursts out gasping and sweating. After an extended display of hacking, coughing, and crying, he begins to express his regrets for being a “bItCh AsS nAuGhTy MoThErFuCkEr.” Calliope comforts him throughout his self-pitying soliloquy, as he recounts his epiphanies about how awfully he had treated his friends, followed by justifications about how his upbringing from his lusus and his place in Alternian society are to blame for putting him on a harmful life path. He vows to begin a redemption arc, and Calliope and Roxy congratulate and embrace him, as John walks away. A crowd of carapacians gather around Gamzee throughout his sobbing.

It is revealed that at some point Gamzee entered a polyamorous relationship with Jane Crocker and Jake English, and their son refers to him as his "uncle." It is noted multiple times throughout the story that Gamzee drinks Jane's breast milk. He is faithful to Jane throughout her presidency, but Jane grows increasingly xenophobic and genocidal. Jane eventually ends things with Gamzee, who is sad and has to be forcibly removed by her security team. It is implied that Jane also had genuine feelings for Gamzee.

Gamzee then encounters Vriska Serket, who just landed on Earth C. An already upset Vriska explodes when Gamzee puts his "sticky" hand on her shoulder, and begins beating him violently. She grinds her shoe into his face and he begins to lick her foot and attempt to suck her big toe through the footwear. This is the third time in the Candy epilogue that it has been implied that Gamzee has a foot fetish. They then kiss, and when Gamzee takes out his phone to text Karkat Vantas about what just happened, Vriska murders him with her bare hands.

In Homestuck: Beyond Canon

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