Hogs are the citizens of one of the four great kingdoms on the other side of the imaginary universe. Their general life involves cavorting in mud, eating Hog Slop, having low Pulchritude, and enjoying succulent salted melons. Hogs, having a well sense of communion, have an awkward Cleric who can cast an array of healing abilities. Their leader, Porkhearst, was the first instance of the name "Hearst".

AD returning the melons to a hog.

Most of the political steam comes from Ace Dick's Quest of Spirit, which involved stealing salted melons for the Hogs from the Weasels, who promptly Flip the Fuck Out.

The Hogs were aligned with Ace Dick and granted him a boon when he completed his Quest of Spirit, which allowed him to pass through the Hog bust in the pentagram room and gain awareness of his Female Alter Ego.

Hog Provost

A high-ranking official from the hogs, the Hog Provost is akin to the Weasel Emissary and Elf Exemplar, He is part of the diplomatic entourage that is looking to solve their deeply ingrained feud. The Provost doesn't do much of anything, and merely watches on as Problem Sleuth wades through GameFAQs to solve this complete bullshit.

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Problem Sleuth Characters
Team Sleuth
Problem Sleuth - Ace Dick - Pickle Inspector
Hysterical Dame - Nervous Broad
Four kingdoms
Elves - Hogs - Weasels - Clowns
The Four Heroes
Villains
Mobster Kingpin - Madame Murel - Demonhead Mobster Kingpin
Deities
Death - Godhead Pickle Inspector - Demimonde Goddess - The Devil
Allies
The Whale - Candy Mecha - Hearst - Hired Muscle - Honeybee Professor
Minions
Beasts - Whores - Thugs - Worker Bees - Courtesan Angels
Non-Canon
Midnight Crew (Spades Slick - Diamonds Droog - Hearts Boxcars - Clubs Deuce)
Laborer Wasps - Professor Wasp - Zombie Astronaut - Little White Cat - Fuzzy Man Bear and Sarah

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