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Act 6 Act 2, part of Act 6, is titled Your shit is wrecked.HS.svg It follows Jane as she starts playing Sburb, introduces Roxy and Dirk, and continues the story from where it was left in Act 6 Act 1.

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  • HS.svg In the beginning of the act proper, Jane is revealed to be perfectly fine, having escaped the blast and now sleeping next to the house
  • HS.svg Jane was revealed to be saved by the first guardian of Earth, the God Cat.
  • HS.svg Jane thinks about calling down God Cat and thinks about its lack of name. She is suddenly caught by her Dad and sent back inside. As a result, her Prankster's Gambit plummets.
  • HS.svg Dad sends Jane back to her room, leaving her under the impression she's now grounded for life for her stunt. He promptly blocks the door with the bathtub, which may be a call back to Rose's dislodging of John's bathtub back in Act 1.
  • HS.svg Roxy sends Jane a hacked copy of the Sburb client program, which she lost in the mailbox bombing. She thanks her for it and, in light of the recent assassination attempts in the real world and successful ones on Prospit, admits she's starting to believe Lalonde's claims.
  • HS.svg Jane and Roxy continue talking about things like the latter's claims of disappearifying Jane's pumpkins and Jane's dream self's death, then Roxy asks to demonstrate her skills with the appearifier. They decide after much debate to have Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text transportalized. However, once it has been appearified, Roxy begins flipping out, with little explanation other than that Jane should not open the hacked copy of Sburb Alpha without her.
  • HS.svg Jane ignores her computer's notification to play the SBURB Alpha, waiting for Roxy to return. Instead, she does some "casual reading" in the edition of Pony Pals that Dirk sent her. As she reads, she reviews his version of the story, created by changing words and phrases in the text to become vulgar and obscene.
  • HS.svg Jane can no longer resist the temptation to investigate the file Roxy sent her, and starts the Sburb client, which bears a mysterious ~ATH file tag. After a series of cryptic warning messages that appear to have been typed by Roxy, Jane's computer explodes as another assassination attempt. She is saved, however, by Gcat.
  • HS.svg Jane wishes that "stuff would stop exploding", and is contacted by Dirk. He reveals the copy that Roxy sent her was a fake to get her to believe her claims about the Batterwitch. He also tells Jane that he read about her dream self's death through a Dersite newspaper, since he was awake on Derse for years. From that he discerns that they need to take down Jack Noir to be able to win the game.
  • HS.svg Dirk has Lil' Sebastian give Jane a true copy of the Sburb client on her Dad's computer in the study, knowing that it's one of the few neutral devices in her house. He also intends to be Jane's server. Meanwhile, Dad gets right back up after being knocked out from the explosion upstairs.
  • HS.svg Dirk deploys the Alchemiter, and the reader is properly introduced to Roxy... whose name is partially obscured by Jaspers' tail. Fortunately, Jaspers kindly moves his tail aside, revealing Ro??'s name to be Roxy.
  • HS.svg Before Roxy can be commanded to do anything, however, the view switches to Di??, whose name is revealed to be Dirk. At least, it is after a miniature Maplehoof wakes up and stops obscuring the last two letters.
  • HS.svg The Character selection screen appears again, this time in Dirk's glasses. Jane and Jake are grayed out and cannot be clicked.
  • The following takes place if Roxy is selected:
    • HS.svg Roxy allocates her Laser Gun To her Strife deck, where it joins Fistkind in her portfolio.
    • HS.svg Roxy examines a poster of a book "Complacency of the Learned" written by her Mom.
    • HS.svg Roxy picks up her Appearifier ray gun, the only Crockercorp tech she can bring herself to use.
    • HS.svg Roxy takes a sip of her martini thoughtfully, and then blacks out, as does the site itself for 24 hours after the update in protest of SOPA and PIPA.
    • HS.svg Roxy's dream self sleepwalks into a dream bubble in the Furthest Ring as Dirk's dream self, blood-stained for some reason, watches. She drifts past several intermeshed locales and people from the B1 Kids' and A2 trolls' sessions and universes, such as Equius, a god tier Dave and two Aradiabots at Equius' second gate on LOCAS, Rose's house pre-Medium as Rose herself descends, a dead Terezi reliving the moment she became blind, and a dead Dream Nepeta and dead god tier Karkat on LOLCAT. Rose goes to intercept Roxy at LOLAR, but just as Roxy is about to open her eyes, she and Rose simultaneously wake up. Karkat and Nepeta were previously shown with normal eyes and Dirk's eyes were Dave's eye color of red rather than orange, but the flash was edited shortly after it was uploaded.
    • HS.svg Roxy is pestered by Dirk, and they have a chat. Roxy expresses doubts about playing Sburb Alpha, while revealing that both her mom and Dirk's bro are dead. Dirk warns her not to send the fake client to Jane, but not before the Auto-responder butts into the conversation.
    • HS.svg Roxy flirts with the AR while Dirk is away. She is then pestered by Jane, and the two girls have a conversation previously documentedHS.svg before Roxy gets back to AR.
    • HS.svg As Roxy prepares to appearify the Colonel Sassacre's book, God Cat appears, startling and angering Jaspers, who attempts to pounce on him.
    • HS.svg God Cat vanishes, leaving Jaspers just below the Sassacre's book, which proceeds to...
    • HS.svg ... crush Jaspers flat. Roxy attempts to captchalogue Jaspers, only to find her Sylladex is full. She decides that it is time to break in a new FENESTRATED PLANE.
    • HS.svg Roxy swaps Jaspers' corpse for the preserved Mutie.
    • HS.svg Roxy then throws Mutie into the fenestrated wall on her floor, fulfilling the cloud prophecy involving her.
    • HS.svg Roxy jumps into the plane, eventually flipping back and forth between her room and another fenestrated wall at her observatory.
    • HS.svg Roxy lands on the pumpkins in the observatory, and is contacted by uranianUmbra who explains more about Sburb, specifically the classes. Roxy also takes the time to tell UU about her dream.
    • HS.svg After the conversation with UU, Roxy jumps down into another fenestrated wall hoping it will lead her to the lab. While she is descending in the void, she sees her dream self ascending. Right before she passes through the other fenestrated wall, we are interrupted by another Character select screen.
  • The following takes place if Dirk is selected:
    • HS.svg Dirk grabs his Unbreakable katana and puts it in his strife portfolio as a bladekind along with the combat viable puppetkind and the fancysantakind, which is purely for shits and giggles.
    • HS.svg Dirk gives Lil Cal a nervous fist bump, though there's no reason to be nervous.
    • HS.svg Dirk admires a fancy Santa and greets Squarewave, a robot whom he built to have rap-offs with.
    • HS.svg Dirk changes his shirt to a tank top, exposing his Hella Jeff tattoo.
    • HS.svg Dirk checks out the posters of the late Ben Stiller and Rainbow Dash, the latter whom he admits he likes unironically. He also checks out his pile of smuppets, hats, and robo-parts.
    • HS.svg Dirk checks out his big TV, which is rotating through pictures of, a 'totally bitchin' horse puppet sorta thing', Stiller and Wilson, Donald Glover, and a swole bunny man.
    • HS.svg Dirk examines his red microwave, which is actually a crockercorp Sendificator.
    • HS.svg Dirk captchalogs a Geromy plush, a Sweet Bro plush, a Hella Jeff plush, and a sord into his Tech-Hop Modus, matching the columns by rhyming names and rows by theme.
    • HS.svg Dirk is now his dream self and examines a newspaper reporting the death of Jane's dream self.
    • HS.svg Dirk is ambushed by Squarewave into performing a rap off.
    • HS.svg With his dream self's guard down due to rap battling Squarewave, Dirk is now ambushed by HB. Dirks reacts quickly and distracts HB with Lil Cal, he then proceeds to slice his head off; this explains the blood seen on his hands in [S] Roxy: SleepwalkHS.svg.
    • HS.svg Dirk stares at the bloody mess for ten minutes. He decides to go make sure that the Dignitary has not gotten to Roxy yet, and he finds that she is sleepwalking towards the void.
    • HS.svg Dirk is now his waking self and has a previously documentedHS.svg conversation with Roxy.
    • HS.svg After flirtlarpingHS.svg with Roxy, Dirk's auto-responder reminds Dirk that he needs to warn JaneHS.svg about the virus Roxy sent, and that he might not be able to properly multi-task two existences.
    • HS.svg Dirk warns Jane too late about the virus, and while setting up as Jane's server player, continues his conversation with his auto-responder. They agree to talk about 'the Jake thing'.
    • HS.svg Dirk deploys more stuff in Jane's house, while A.R. tries to help by hijacking the controls and distracting Jane's Dad.
    • HS.svg After Dirk deploys the Cruxtruder, Jane hurries to the study while being confused by what she assumes is Dirk's new gimmick of changing color every couple of lines.
    • HS.svg Dirks hands A.R. the responsibility of getting Jane into the session while he talks to UU.
    • HS.svg UU explains to Dirk more about his class, the Prince of Heart, and explains that all trolls have a typing quirk.
    • HS.svg Dirk reminds UU to have her nap, while UU suggests that Dirk no longer bother with his dream self's pretense.
    • HS.svg Instead of leaving his apartment through the normal door, which is blocked off by the Captain Snoop bust from Problem Sleuth, Dirk leaves through a secret door behind his wardrobifier. This brings up the Character select screen once again.
  • HS.svg After focusing on both Roxy and Dirk, the viewpoint switches back to Jane, who is now in Dad's study and about to run the client Lil' Seb installed on the computer.
  • HS.svg Jane begins talking with the Auto-Responder when she is distracted by Roxy who informs her of Dirk's intentions for Jake.
  • HS.svg After seeing Roxy's dream self drift off to the Furthest Ring, Dirk's dream self takes HB's severed head, impales it on a flagpole, and announces to Derse that The Prince is awake. Your shit is wrecked, much to the consternation of the Draconian Dignitary who was sent by the Condesce to retrieve Dirk. Meanwhile, Jake and the Brobot strife, with the latter completely defeating the former.
  • HS.svg Jake levels up to the PETER PANACHE rung of his Echeladder after Brobot is done with him.
  • HS.svg Jake then tries to contact Dirk on his iPhone but gets A.R. instead.
  • HS.svg Jake blacks out, and has a run in with a new dead troll.
  • HS.svg Jake contacts Roxy to tell her about the dream, while she reminds him to tell Jane his feelings about her. Jake then proceeds to express said feelings to Jane, only for Jane to deny the relationship out of awkwardness. All the while, the Brobot begins tearing into its body.
  • HS.svg Brobot starts smashing what it tore out of its body (presumably uranium from its green hue). Jane continues to awkwardly continue to insist on only having platonic feelings, Jake reveals that he believes Dirk is courting him and admits that he feels Dirk and himself would be a match.
  • HS.svg Having finished ripping its contents out, Brobot explodes. At the same time, Jane mentally reprimands herself for digging herself so deep in relationship issues, eventually terminating her conversation with Jake.
  • HS.svg Jane becomes frustrated from her failure and refuses A.R.'s help.
  • HS.svg Jack finds Jane's dream self's newly healed body with the intent to truly kill her off.
  • HS.svg As Jack prepares to finish off Jane's dream self he is contacted by the Draconian Dignitary who informs him of the situation on Derse.
  • HS.svg Before Jack can finish Jane off the White Queen attacks him with the King's Scepter, knocking him unconscious.
  • HS.svg Roxy emerges from the fenestrated wall and ends up in the lab which is full of cloned cats.
  • HS.svg As Roxy heads to the Transmaterializer she hears noises and presumes that she is being followed.
  • HS.svg Roxy passes some blacked out screens before arriving at the Transmaterializer and appearifying a Paradox Ghost Imprint she assumes to be of her Mom in the past, but may actually be of Rose from the pre-scratch universe. To her surprise a scarf is successfully appearified with it.
  • HS.svg Roxy collects the Paradox Ghost Imprint goo showing a unique function of her Sylladex before attempting to be the rider.
  • HS.svg Roxy locates the Transmaterializer, the panels of which have been damaged somewhat since their last use by her.
  • HS.svg Roxy prepares Jaspers to send away. God Cat and a small crowd of cloned cats arrive to see him away, one of which activates the switch on the machine.
  • HS.svg Jaspers appears next to a river and events proceed to fast forward to Jaspersprite aboard the Prospitian vessel crossing the Yellow Yard.
  • HS.svg Jaspersprite attempts to say hi to everyone but cannot as it is not Act 6 Intermission 2 yet.
  • HS.svg The cats cower behind the equipment as Roxy hears the same clanking noises from earlier come closer. She readies her rifle, but is met with a mob of Dersites who are clamoring for food.
  • HS.svg God Cat abandons Roxy to head to the observatory, so Roxy hightails it and falls into the window portal. However...
  • HS.svg ...God Cat teleports the window to Dirk's house, cutting the juice in the process and leaving Roxy with no way out.
  • HS.svg Roxy finds herself stuck in a dream bubble while another dead troll sneaks up behind her.
  • HS.svg As Roxy turns around guns blazing, the troll girl dodges behind her and is able to get Roxy in a choke hold with her trident.
  • HS.svg Dirk examines the fenestrated plane that God Cat left and tries to message Roxy, who is unavailable.
  • HS.svg Dirk is contacted by undyingUmbrage, uranianUmbra's 'brother', who proceeds to express his distaste of humans and fan fiction in general.
  • HS.svg Dirk continues his conversation with uu who reveals his desire to compete with and potentially kill UU in their two player session.
  • HS.svg Dirk ends his conversation with uu while picking up Cal, just as the Drones arrive.
  • HS.svg Roxy knocks away the dead troll with a ghost punch up and absconds into the fenestrated plane above. She is again confronted by the famished ruffians in the lab.
  • HS.svg Roxy Lass Scampers over the Dersites' heads and into an alcove which closes behind her.
  • HS.svg Lil' Seb observes a meteor heading towards Jane's House as Jane ponders the purpose of the Pre-Punched Card.
  • HS.svg Jane's countdown is activated and her Kernelsprite released. God Cat prevents an attempt to prototype Poppop by sending him into space. Jane creates her Cruxite artifact, however, it suddenly vanishes as the meteor coming toward her house is revealed to actually be the Battleship Condescension. Jane and her home disappear. At this time, Jake is also seen descending into the Frog Temple. Years in the future, but not many, Earth has flooded and troll society appears to have been rebuilt. Dirk's apartment is now surrounded by water with Alternian text 'but not many', while Roxy's mansion has been surrounded by numerous buildings. Dirk and Roxy are both seen atop their roofs onlooking an approaching army of Drones. The Condesce is shown walking, along with her Betty Crocker symbol and products, while subliminal messages are flashing across the screen.
  • HS.svg The curtains close on Act 6 Act 2


  • The events from hereHS.svg to hereHS.svg are comprised of the only pages in MSPA history to be posted on a leap day.
  • The original map banner for this act had the title in the default blue color, instead of Dirk's text color.
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