Homosuck
is Caliborn's unique take on the story of the kids and trolls within Homestuck which comprises the majority of content within the Act 6 Act 6 "Acts". It gives us our first advanced glimpse of Caliborn's artistic ambitions and prowess, greatly improved from earlier events in Act 6.
What initially starts off as a faithful retelling of Homestuck's Act 1, suddenly subverts our expectations by making John Egbert perish to the meteor instead of warping to the medium, and switching to another narrative featuring an entirely different character, showing Caliborn's true writing prowess. Homosuck was now about the journey of an ALPHA MALE and his troupe of MISCELLANEOUS BITCHES, as they ventured into the "LAND OF SOMEONE'S HANDICRAFTS I TOOK".
In the middle of our tale, the real John ends up in Homosuck through his retcon powers, and being the obnoxious hater that he is, begins having a tantrum over Caliborn's story, frequently commenting on its factual innacuracies and low quality art, to the point that the Heir of Breath vanquished our protagonist JUST as one of the females were about to kiss him for his heroics. Though our author manages to fend him off using various Alpha males created from time-paradoxes.
After wasting time on stupid characters that don't matter, we return to a new and improved version of Homosuck, which gained a new anime-esque artstyle thanks to Caliborn's extensive research on a "How to draw manga" book, featuring sloppy romance, biting critique of Homestuck's cast of troll girls and one handsome self-insertion guy. Just as Caliborn was writting another thrilling chapter to the story, John returned to the scene, now wanting to fight the cherub, but little did he know, the Lord would make sure the Heir would pay with his teeth, and with his blood.
...after Caliborn got his ass kicked by John, he reached his self-described nadir and decided to start from scratch, now needing donations from his loyal fans so that he may finish his masterpiece. After a long hiatus, Caliborn triumphantly returns with the thrilling conclusion to Homosuck, his "MASTERPIECE". In the grand finale, he shows us through the use of breathtakingly life-like stop motion animation how he'll eventually become an unkillable time travelling demon, by having his soul absorbed into Lil Cal along with the souls of Arquiusprite and Gamzee Makara.
And as he bid his audience farewell with one final SAW reference, the Lord of Time went on to fight Yaldabaoth, the dark green curtains came to a close, and Homosuck reached its end.
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