Hospitality
was the thirty-fourth Paradox Space story.
Continuity[]
Set on the Land of Wrath and Angels, Hospitality takes place while during the Alternian Sgrub session.
Story[]
Eridan Ampora is running around his planet fighting angels. As he aims at one particular target, just about to fire, Gamzee Makara's horns appear very close to him in his crosshairs. Eridan pushes him aside, unamused. He asks why Gamzee is here, and he cites gate travel mix-ups as the reason. Eridan yells at him, and as he attempts to aim at the angel again, he notices it is gone, and it dives at them.
Eridan expertly kills it with the rifle, and Gamzee begins a discussion with him, questioning why he's so fixated on romantic relationships. Eridan begins an impassioned speech about how the military history of his lineage is representative of his current degree of romantic passion. Gamzee offers him a sopor slime pie to chill out.
After vehemently refusing the pie, Eridan kicks Gamzee out of his land through a gate. Immediately after Gamzee is gone, Eridan remarks how rude it was that Gamzee didn't make more of an effort to stay later.
Alt text[]
- Page 1: well who could that be
- Page 2
: fun fact gamzee is actually his own bobblehead toy - Page 3: aRe YoU sAyInG i AiNt GoT a WiCkEd SiX pAcK?
- Page 4: "dignity" and "grace" and "Eridan's self-insert historical fanfiction"
- Page 5: rude, gamzee. rude.
Trivia[]
- Gamzee's appearance here contradicts Eridan's emphasis in Kanaya: Return to the core that nobody else ever visited LOWAA.