GG: i cant buy the holopad thingy and the intellibeam laserstation they cost a fortune

The Intellibeam Laserstation is an item designed to extract otherwise unreadable captcha codes from the back of certain captchalogue cards, containing items such as Sburb discs or pumpkins. It costs 100,000 build grist to create and seems to become available in the Phernalia Registry for all server/client connections after the second, along with the Holopad. Dave used this to create a second SBURB Server CD, so that they could progress in the game.

When Jade tried to draw it on her Scribblepad, she just gets some kind of Lego robot thing I don't even knowHS.

When Dave was zapped back to LOHACHS he said that the artifact was a useless pile of trash in hindsight and that he'd throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting.

Core devices
Cruxite dowel
+ Punch Designix
Punched card
Totem Lathe
Cruxite totem
Cruxite artifact
Alchemiter peripherals
Jumper Block ExtensionPunch Card ShuntHolopad
Other phernalia
Gristtorrent CDIntellibeam LaserstationEcto-Alchemologizer
Ectobiology ApparatusCloning PadGrist RigUnknown Device
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