DO THE POTTED VEGETABLE INSTEAD. IT LOOKS DELICIOUS.
Pipe down, you. This is the editors' decision, not yours!
Either way, the strife technique pages could probably be merged together.
Ironic Negligence is a Guardian Rubric used in Homestuck by the Guardians during Strife. Rose Lalonde's Mother is, so far, the only one that uses this technique. During it, she lunges her martini glass towards Rose, as if expecting her to take a drink. Rose is quick to Abstain, thankfully.
| Strife Techniques |
|---|
| Common |
| Abjure • Abscond • Abstain • Aggrieve |
| Uncommon |
| Accede • Auto-Parry • Empty Suicide Threat • Sweet Catch |
| Guardian Rubrics |
| Coddlebrand • Ironic Indulgence • Ironic Negligence |