The Land of Little Cubes and Tea (LOLCAT) is Nepeta Leijon's planet in the Medium.
Concept and creation[]
The Land of Little Cubes and Tea is the only planet in Homestuck to go rogue and deviate slightly from the "Land of [word] and [word]" formula, with the obvious effect of abbreviating to "LOLCAT" in reference to Nepeta's feline interests. Nepeta's aspect being Heart, the heart suit is represented in tarot by cups; the symbol of the Heart aspect itself could also be compared to a teacup, with its empty half resembling a handle.
Geography[]
It has mainly clear weather and yellow-orange tea reminiscent skies, along with a snowy sugary ground. Powder pink teapots with black cats are visible atop the peaks. If one looks closely one can see a large feline popping its head out of the middle teapot, similar to the way in which Mutie was introduced
. On either side of the screen there is a close-up pile of neatly arranged sugar-cubes. This land is made up of these little cubes, and some are piled into the shapes of hills, while others create large mountains. There are rivers of green tea on this planet with waterfalls of green running down thousands of little cubes.
Habitation[]
It is unknown what kind of consorts or denizen inhabited the Land of Little Cubes and Tea. The planet's underlings come in a lavender-pink color, and drop hexagons of pink grist along with diamond cut crystals of rose-colored grist.
History[]
Nepeta explored this planet with her moirail Equius Zahhak after he left Aradia's planet. LOLCAT was destroyed with the other eleven planets when Jack Noir rampaged through the troll session.
An amalgamated memory version of LOLCAT and LOPAH briefly appears in [S] Roxy: Sleepwalk. While dream Roxy sleepwalks through a dream bubble, she passes by said memory amalgamation, where a dead dream Nepeta and dead god tier Karkat see her float by.