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Andrew Hussie has used Adobe Flash throughout the course of Homestuck to create animations, pages with sound, and mini-games in a variety of forms. This page lists each Flash, HTML5 and YouTube page.

Homestuck Beta started on April 10, 2009 with 8 pages fully in Flash. However, this turned out to be too difficult and time-consuming, so Hussie re-started the story on April 13, 2009 using mostly .gifs instead.

When homestuck.com became the new host for MS Paint Adventures, all Flash animations were converted to mobile-friendly mirrors, though all can still be viewed in their original state.

Problem Sleuth

Problem Sleuth title screen (no longer exists on the site)

Homestuck Beta

Homestuck BETAMspa icon

  • John Egbert is introduced and named. With some help from the reader, he retrieves his arms from his Magic Chest. Then the beta ends. (8 pages total)

Homestuck: Act 1

Act 1 contains 13 flash pages.

John: Examine games on CD rack.HS Page 31

[S] John: Play haunting piano refrain.HS Page 77

  • John plays a song on his piano in the first page with Sound in all of MSPA.
  • Storyboard
  • The song in this Flash is Showtime (piano refrain).

[S] ==>HS Page 82

  • John gazes out into his neighborhood: quiet and windy. This page has all the foreshadowing. All of it.
  • Storyboard
  • Mysterious arm

[S] John: Enter.HS Page 88

[S] STRIFE!HS Page 90

[S] John: Check Pesterchum.HS Page 110

[S] ==>HS Page 137

==>HS Page 138

TT: Zoom out.HS Page 140

==>HS Page 177

[S] ==>HS Page 186

[S] Rose: Play a haunting refrain on the violin.HS Page 222

[S] John: Take bite of apple.HS Page 246

  • In MSPA's first epic video Flash (though a rather short one compared to later animations), a giant meteor bears down on John's house right as he bites into his Cruxite Apple. John's entire neighborhood is obliterated.
  • Storyboard
  • A mysterious... something can be seen fading away at the last second on the left side of the screen.
  • The song in this Flash is Sburban Countdown.

Homestuck: Act 2

Act 2 contains 22 flash pages.

[S] ==>HS Page 250

  • John, his house, and everything in it (and a few things around it) are transported into The Medium.
  • Storyboard

==>HS Page 251

  • John's kernelsprite splits, sending prototyping information to Derse and Prospit (unseen) and leaving behind his sprite.
  • Storyboard

[S] YOU THERE. BOY.HS Page 253

[S] ==>HS Page 307

  • Rose assesses her present situation as rain and meteors pour down around her house.
  • Storyboard

[S] ==>HS Page 338

  • Dave gets sicknasty on his turntable. Or, rather, you do, because you're at the controls.
  • Storyboard
  • There is a transcript of text on the display in this segment on mspaforums.com.
  • Harlequin can be accessed by pressing the four corner buttons. 3 other tracks were previously available, but have been removed.

[S] Rose: Youth roll right out the front door.HS Page 388

  • Rose doesn't manage any front door youth roll-outing, as she is intercepted by her Mom and forced into Strife.
  • Storyboard
  • The song in this Flash is Aggrieve.

[S] ==>==>==>!!!!!!!!!HS Page 393

[S] GET UP JOHN, THIS IS NO TIME FOR SLUMBER.HS Page 397

  • John continues in Strife with the Imp with the handle of his broken Sledgehammer. Again, though, the Imp bests him. (Don't forget to try out Trickster Mode!)

[S] JOHN, SALVAGE YOUR WEAPON AND FIGHT ON!HS Page 400

[S] WHAT THIS IS SO OUTRAGEOUSHS Page 418

[S] GO ON. ==>HS Page 422

==>HS Page 423

  • Nanna describes the Chess match in an eternal stalemate on the Battlefield.
  • Storyboard

ME?? ==>HS Page 424

  • Nanna then informs John of the effects his prototyping has imparted on the Battlefield and the citizens of Prospit and Derse.
  • Storyboard

[S] Dave: Retrieve dead bird.HS Page 444

  • Dave ponders trying to fetch the dead bird from a nearby rooftop but decides it isn't happening. He takes a look out at the major heat wave (and meteor storm) bearing down on his city. Also, massive foreshadowing.
  • Storyboard

[S] ==>HS Page 476

  • In this small Flash game, one must try to bounce John's Green Slime Ghost Pogo back and forth as fast as possible to rack up points.
  • The song in this Flash is Harlequin (rock version).

now sir boy, flee from this boorish rabble post haste.HS Page 501

[S] John: Sleep.HS Page 644

  • Gazing up at the gates above his house, John falls asleep.
  • Storyboard
  • The song in this Flash is John Sleeps.

[S] John: Wake up.HS Page 651

[S] Dave: Ascend to the highest point of the building.HS Page 665

[S] WV: Lead your men to victory!HS Page 721

  • WV wastes more than four hours playing Chess with two sets of cans.
  • Storyboard
  • He plays out a significant portion of Letelier vs Fisher, a game in the 1960 14th Olympiad in Leipzig, which Fisher won by creating a situation where the capture of the Black Queen would cause checkmate for black, foreshadowing the situation of the Snowman.
  • The song in this Flash is Vagabounce.

[S] WV: Hasten to the exit post-haste!HS Page 755

  • WV frantically gathers up all of his things as the counter ticks down to zero. He escapes the Skyship Base! ...almost.
  • Storyboard
  • The TaB can WV tosses aside lands on and holds down the button of the Appearifier control panel that sets the coordinates to the center of the base. This may have resulted in the control display changing with the movement of the base in the next Flash file.
  • The song in this Flash is Sburban Reversal (partial).

[S] WV: Ascend.HS Page 757

  • Storyboard
  • Wayward Vagabond's Skyship Base takes off from the location of Rose's house, as seen from the sliced-off hand of the Zazzerpan statue lying on the sand. The location is now a crater filled with sand. We learn the coordinates of Rose's house are +44.5,-74.8.
  • 413 years in the past, a meteor strikes John's neighborhood. A giant white tree grows in the crater, then sprouts an apple which drops to the ground. Peregrine Mendicant observes the apple as well as WV flying overhead.
  • 413 million years in the past, a meteor from a Sburb portal crashes next to a volcano on rocky ground. The crater fills partway with lava which solidifies. The Frog Temple mysteriously grows up from the crater. The ocean fills up around the location, forming an island lagoon with the Frog Temple sticking out of the pool.
  • Rose is at Jasper's mausoleum with the forest burning down around her. Her Mom, in the house, enters the combination 4-1-3 on a 9-key keypad with a cat icon on it, opening an underground passage in the mausoleum for Rose to escape through.
  • Dad is on Derse, being held prisoner by two imps, one of which has John's trick sword. Dad is wearing John's trick handcuffs which went missingHS from the tree branch outside John's house. Dad slips free of the trick handcuffs and intimidates the imps by brandishing cake and shaving cream.
  • Dave prepares to face his Bro and Lil Cal on the roof.
  • WV's base arrives at the Frog Temple ruins on post-apocalyptic earth, surrounded by barren desert. We learn their coordinates are -0.9,+174.7, a location in the pacific ocean on contemporary Earth.
  • The flash deals with four cliffhangers, those of of WV, Rose, Dad and Dave, but not the fifth ongoing one, that of John who is currently accosted by Ogres. This could make sense of the previous pageHS, which states: "You attempt the rare and highly dangerous 5X CLIFFHANGER COMBO, and fail."
  • The song in this Flash is Explore.

Homestuck: Act 3

Act 3 contains 20 flash pages.

[S] Jade: Play a silly flute refrain.HS Page 769

Jade: Set modus.HS Page 772

[S] Jade: Play a hauntingly relaxing bassline.HS Page 822

  • Jade plays a nice pleasant bassline. It's pretty chill. A plane drops off a blue package to her island.
  • Storyboard
  • The song in this Flash is Gardener.

Jade: Get down to business.HS Page 825

  • Jade activates her Lunchtop's immersive interface.
  • Storyboard
  • Hovering over the shape in the upper left delivers the message NO, NOTHING INTERACTIVE HERE. SORRY!
  • Mysterious arm

Jade: Activate Pesterchum.HS Page 826

[S] Jade: Open FreshJamz!HS Page 830

  • Jade uses the FreshJamz player to play some remixes from Dave, along with songs she made herself.
  • Storyboard

[S] MIDNIGHT CREW: ACT 1031HS Page 833

  • The four members of the Midnight Crew are introduced, along with the Felt.
  • Storyboard
  • The song in this Flash is Dead Shuffle.
  • "Act 1031" is a reference to the fact that this Flash was a delayed Halloween update, as Halloween falls on October 31st, rendered as 10/31 in the American date system.

[S] Dave: STRIFE.HS Page 836

  • Round 1 of Dave's Strife with Bro has him fighting against Lil Cal and never successfully landing a blow. Cal pretty much owns him.
  • Storyboard
  • The song in this Flash is Beatdown (Strider Style).

[S] Jade: Descend.HS Page 843

  • One of Jade's reminder bands makes her think of John, who's busy getting his ass handed to him by two Crude Ogres.
  • Storyboard
  • The song in this Flash is Harleboss.

[S] Dave: Abscond.HS Page 871

[S] Rose: Ascend.HS Page 879

  • With a lot of help from both Nanna and Rose, John finally manages to defeat the two Crude Ogres, winning a massive pile of Grist as a reward.
  • Storyboard
  • The song in this flash is Harleboss.

[S] Strife!!!HS Page 918

[S] Rose: Fast forward to now.HS Page 938

  • Rose looks through the life of Jaspers. Well, his life after he's dead. After he washes up on shore near their house, Rose and Mom hold a fancy funeral and entomb him inside a Mausoleum. As seen earlier in Homestuck, Rose disturbs his eternal rest, captchalogues him, and then accidentally transportalizes him outside of the Skaianet Laboratory.
  • Storyboard
  • There's a link at the end to Rose's version of [S] Ride.
  • The song in this Flash is Chorale for Jaspers.

[S] John: Examine your dad's room.HS Page 948

  • MOST SHOCKING TWIST YET! John's Dad is... he's... a totally normal dad. Never would've guessed.
  • Storyboard
  • The song in this Flash is Revelawesome.

[S] John: Mental breakdown.HS Page 979

[S] Jade: Retrieve package.HS Page 980

[S] Jade: Dream up extra arms and play advanced bass solo.HS Page 1026

[S] Dave: Strife!HS Page 1070

[S] Jade: Pester John.HS Page 1073

  • A revisit to John's previous dreamHS and two otherHS chatsHS he had with Jade. While dreaming, Jade explores Prospit's moon, seeing images from around the Homestuck universe in the Skaian clouds. She witnesses in her dream the meteor crash that brought Bec to Earth in the distant past. John's dream self flies out of his tower and almost meets with Dream Jade, but both wake up before his dream self awakens.
  • Storyboard
  • The song in this Flash is Ballad of Awakening.

[S] Enter.HS Page 1149

  • Dave starts up the Sburb server copy (with the same messages as the previous Loading Screen). As meteors rain down on Rose's house, Dave helps her prototype with Jaspers and the Eldritch Princess princess doll. She smashes her Cruxite Bottle to enter the Medium.
  • Storyboard
  • Jade explores the Frog Temple, finding Dave's beta copy of Sburb.
  • Nannasprite writes her note in the old copy of Colonel Sassacre's.
  • John battles his way up to his first gate wielding the Pogo Hammer. The Cosbytop is sadly lost.
  • This Flash is the first time Hero Mode was used.
  • The song in this Flash is Sburban Jungle (full version).

Homestuck: Intermission

INTERMISSIONHS Page 1154

[S][I] ==>HS Page 1267

Homestuck: Act 4

[S] ACT 4 ==>HS Page 1358

[S] ==>HS Page 1407

[S] Dave: Accelerate.HS Page 1641

[S] ==>HS Page 1656

  • As alternate future Rose ceases to exist, she merges with normal timeline Rose's dream self. Rose falls asleep on her scarf pile. And Mutie has a yarns.
  • Storyboard
  • The song in this Flash is Bed of Rose's.
  • This page was not originally a Flash, it was retconned into being a Flash only a day after the original version of the page was released.

[S] Jack: Ascend.HS Page 1668

  • Derse is introduced. The Black Queen confronts Jack Noir, forcing him to wear ridiculous jester outfits. Jack uses the contents of the Green Package to murder the Queen, stealing her Queen's Ring and gaining its prototyping powers.
  • Dream Rose begins to uncover the secrets behind the "MEOW" scribblings on her wall and in her Journal.
  • Mom, Dad, and Bro each battle their way through massive minions on their respective kids' planets.
  • Storyboard
  • The song in this Flash is Black.
  • This Flash marks the end of the first year of Homestuck.

John: Open map.HS Page 1685

[S] Rose and Dave: Shut up and jam.HS Page 1720

  • Dream Dave plays various tunes to Dream Rose, while Dream Cal jumps around and some crows stand on the equipment. Briefly shows images of Dave, Rose, Cal, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.
  • Storyboard
  • The songs Dream Dave can play on his phat dream machine are:
    • Unsheath'd
    • Welcome to the New Extreme
    • Octoroon Rangoon
    • Derse Dreamers
    • Phantasmagoric Waltz

[S] WV?: Rise up.HS Page 1801

  • The kids' prototypings break the eternal stalemate on the Battlefield and evolve it into a fully three-dimensional world. The Armies of Light and Darkness wage violent battle with massive warships and gargantuan Chess-themed creatures while the Black and White Kings preside over the warfare.
  • A Warweary Villein rallies the troops of both sides against the Black King after his farm is destroyed. Before the soldiers can make a move, though, Jack Noir slays the king and destroys his Scepter.
  • The White King surrenders his scepter to the Parcel Mistress; Hegemonic Brute tries to steal it, but it is knocked away into a stream.
  • Storyboard
  • The song in this Flash is Skaian Skirmish.
  • This is the first Flash to feature contributions from the Art Team.

[S] John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.HS Page 1931

[S] Descend.HS Page 1940

Descend Bec visions

Images seen through the silhouette of Becquerel's head during [S] Descend.

  • Possibly the second most eventful single page of Homestuck. Dave tries to climb the top of the antenna atop his House to break the Cruxite Egg.
  • Mom and Dad ride Grandpa Harley's battleship towards Skaia.
  • Jack Noir rains destruction on the battlefield, Courtyard Droll hands him the White King's Scepter, allowing him to start The Reckoning. He then flies to Prospit, where Dream Jade tries to wake up Dream John. Jack severs the massive chain between Prospit and its moon, sending the moon crashing down to Skaia. Jade tries desperately to save Dream John, who hasn't yet woken up. She pushes him out of the way of the moon at the last moment, and he finally awakens.
  • John sends all the paradox clones off to Earth on meteors from The Veil before being awakened by Jade. Some objects in the lab get sent too.
  • Draconian Dignitary creates Bec using Rose's "Meow" book and DNA from Halley, while the Authority Regulator watches.
  • Further in the future, Bro and Jack Noir duke it out on the Beat Mesa. Bro begins the scratch and absconds without his sword.
  • Squiddles!
  • Dave battles his way to his first Gate.
  • Rose blows up her first Gate!
  • Back on Earth, Jade's Dreambot explodes, leaving her falling from her tower (asleep). Bec watches while a massive meteor bears down on Jade's Island.
  • Storyboard
  • The song in this Flash is Descend, as well as a brief snippet of Bonus Track: Friendship Aneurysm.
  • In the cuts showing the silhouette of Bec's head, several images can be seen through him. They generally last a single frame, meaning they can't be seen without freezing the Flash and proceeding frame by frame. Most are snapshots from [S] Descend itself, but there are also images of Bro riding Maplehoof and a meteor in the shape of Mutie's head.
  • This page marks the 413th day of Homestuck.

Homestuck: Act 5

Homestuck: Act 5 Act 1

[S] Make her pay.HS Page 2577

Homestuck: Act 5 Act 2

[S] ACT 5 ACT 2 ==>HS Page 2625

  • The act opens with blue curtains opening to red curtains (representing the change of focus from trolls to humans), opening to a glance of Earth.
  • The earth is zoomed in to Northwest America to the neighborhood where John Egbert has grown up, being pelted by two huge meteors.
  • Inside one of the craters is the dead Nanna, with the baby John Egbert and a copy of Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text of Magical Frivolity and Practical Japery sitting on top of her.
  • The scene zooms out to a computer. Karkat is watching this scene unfold with a look of awe that then changes into a look of absolute rage.
  • Time passes. Baby John Egbert is seen on the Green Slime Ghost Pogo that he rides and falls off of, injuring his knee. Dad comes to his aid.
  • Multiple quick scenes present John growing up and spending time with his father: John helping Dad make baked goods, playing the piano, being pied in the face, and meeting Jade online and training to be a prankster.
  • Scenes forward to the earlier parts of Homestuck, where he fights the imps an ogres, becomes praised by the Salamander people, and being carted away on a board.
  • Karkat's pupils change into spades, depicting his kismesissitude for John.
  • Storyboard
  • The song in this Flash is Homestuck.

[S] Vriska: Watch street tough maverick with nothing to lose.HS Page 2786

[S] Past Karkat: Wake up.HS Page 2791

[S] Jade: Wake up.HS Page 2847

  • The Prospit loading screen is used.
  • Jade falls asleep after the destruction of Prospit (and before the creation of stable dream bubblesHS), and begins to dream. Her dream at first places her happily on her bed with her Lunchtop, Squiddles, and a background consisting only of a rainbow guitar fretboard. Happy Squiddles music is playing in the background.
  • The fretboard fades away as the music becomes distorted with the sounds of The Noble Circle of Horrorterrors chanting "Tangle Buddies".
  • The scene fades into a small blue bubble. The music also fades to silence.
  • Dave's dream self is watching events, and slowly takes off his shades, revealing his red eyes. They widen at the sight of something not seen by the viewer.
  • The blue gem reappears with a small Squiddle in front of it, but turns red. It expands into a Squiddles title card, flickering somewhat with static, as a second Squiddles song begins to play, this one shrill and somewhat distorted compared to the first.
  • The scene returns with a television-like flash to Jade on her bed, with the rainbow fretboard background back but now bifurcated and covered in little silver sparkles, as she jumps off her bed onto the back of a pink narwhal with a rainbow horn.
  • Feferi appears on the back of an aquatic hoofbeast with a red diamond on its side and a red ribbon in its hair. Several cuttlefish are following her.
  • Feferi, the cuttlefish, Jade, and the Squiddles float around smiling as the background and music become increasingly distorted, flashing to various other iterations of the rainbow, other Squiddles title cards, and static.
  • Flickering in shades of rainbow, Jade and Feferi stare at each other, the former becoming somewhat surprised and distressed, the latter remaining insouciant.
  • Jade and Feferi's mounts tilt at angles as the background and music completely go to hell.
  • A draconian face flashes as a burst of static cuts the footage off.
  • Horrorterrors come out of some kind of portal at the screen's center to increasingly frenzied static pulses. At first merely in shade of gray, sections of the pulses also become red and white.
  • Distorted Squiddles music plays slowly and softly as we pan over a sea of monsters to Jade's bed.
  • The background of monsters flashes away as Jade wakes up distressed in her bed.
  • Storyboard
  • The song in this Flash is Let the Squiddles Sleep.

[S] Jade: Enter.HS Page 2926

  • Jade's loading screen is used, but it fades into the silhouette of Bec's face.
  • A Meteor heads towards Jade's island. Jade's Cruxite artifact appears: A Becquerel piñata hanging from a tree and a blindfold for Jade.
  • John, working as Jade's server player, selects a doll for the first prototyping. However, Vriska manipulates him into falling asleep at this moment.
  • Instead Becquerel transports all other material out of the room and prototypes himself. This is accompanied by the flashing that Bec typically induces. He flies up and destroys the meteor in a massive explosion that also creates a tidal wave, causing destruction at least as far away as the city where Dave lives.
  • Jade tries to hit the piñata with the butt of her rifle, but it creates a green explosion and pushes her out of her tower.
  • Davesprite and Bro are fighting Jack Noir as a fire rages on in the background.
  • Still blindfolded but now in Hero Mode, Jade tries to shoot the piñata as she falls.
  • Bec redirects the bullet into the piñata for her, transporting her house into the medium. Bec's explosion has spared at least the rest of her island, which remains on Earth.
  • Jack transforms into Bec Noir. The flames around the battlefield turn green. Bro and Davesprite look on.
  • There is a burst of pixellated green static that turns to red. This is accompanied by the change of the music's tone to 8-bit. The trolls are gathered around on a platform as Karkat reaches forward to claim the ultimate reward, but then Bec Noir appears. Aradia transports the trolls into the veil, as the army of Aradiabots stay behind to fight Noir.
  • There is another burst of red static. Karkat is shown briefly asleep on the floor of the lab in the veil in his normal clothing, but then wakes up on Prospit. Bec Noir appears before him, flashing into Spades Slick to represent Karkat's mental connection between the two individuals, and extends his hand. He destroys Prospit with a massive burst of green light.
  • The screen zooms in on Bec Noir's triumphant but stoic face, flashing as he is wont to do. One flash shows white dots on a black background, which suddenly expands to become the entire background.
  • This is Jade's land, as is later learned the Land of Frost and Frogs. The sky fades from black to light gray as Jade appears, falling as she was before, now with a soft smile on her face. As she falls, everything fades even further from shades of gray into white.
  • Storyboard
  • The song in this Flash is Umbral Ultimatum.

[S] ==>HS Page 2987

[S] Jade: STRIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!HS Page 3000

  • Jade encounters a Becquerel-prototyped imp. She fights it, and the two teleport around the Medium due to first guardian teleporting powers. She is seen by three time-displaced Daves, one of which is woken up when she fires her gun. Eventually they end up back where they started, but now Becsprite is there. Flashing red letters warn the player that "IT KEEPS HAPPENING".
  • Storyboard
  • The song in this Flash is Sunslammer.

[S] John: Enter village.HS Page 3079

[S] JOHN. RISE UP.HS Page 3085

  • John bleeds from his chest wound on his Quest Bed, while the Wayward Vagabond watches from his monitor. The fireflies on LOWAS fly down and land on John as his Quest Bed activates.
  • On Skaia, Dream John takes on John's wound while lights flash around his skaian Quest Bed. The Warweary Villein watches.
  • Jade, Dave, and Rose all watch Skaia as John rises up.
  • John, now in his god tier outfit, sees his dead body in a Skaia cloud.
  • The Wayward Vagabond's monitor deactivates as Bec Noir looks in its direction.
  • Storyboard
  • The song in this Flash is Savior of the Waking World.
  • This Flash marks the 612th day of Homestuck.

[S] Wake.HS Page 3294

  • The loading screen is silent with a silhouette of Bec Noir's face.
  • The Mysterious Countdown is shown from 4:13:59 to 4:13:50. Feferi's dream self is shown on Derse, surrounded by Horrorterrors. Jack Noir flies in and slices her in half.
  • He flies over to Nepeta's dream self and stabs her as well. He then destroys all of Derse with Bec's powers as Nepeta's dying dream self looks on in horror.
  • In Derse's core, Aradia's dream self is shown sleeping on her Quest Bed. As she ascends to god tier, her soulbot self-destructs. Jack Noir, seeing this, swoops in towards Aradia, but with her newly fully realized powers she stops him in time.
  • The mysterious countdown is shown on Aradia's symbol of time, stopping at 4:13. It then advances to 3:14:01 on Vriska's symbol of light.
  • As the time advances one second more to 3:14:00, we zoom out to see Vriska, flying to find Tavros.
  • Vriska indicates through gesture that Tavros is going down. Tavros does likewise. With a manic grin on her face Vriska picks up Tavros's legs off the floor. Tavros then charges towards her, lance in hand. When he reaches her, she slaps him, steals his lance, stabs him through with it, and throws him off the edge.
  • Mysterious arm
  • The song in this Flash is MeGaLoVania.

[S] Kanaya: Return to the core.HS Page 3318

[S] Equius: Seek the highb100d.HS Page 3435

[S] 3x Showdown Combo.HS Page 3517

  • Eridan, Vriska, and Gamzee are all standing in a circle, ready for battle. Pictures of their ancestors are shown. Kanaya, her wound covered by Eridan's cape, walks towards the three.
  • Storyboard
  • The song in this Flash is Trollian Standoff.

Seer: Ask.HS Page 3636

  • Shows Rose looking into the white ball purely through close-ups of the ball and Rose's eye. Images include a sun, a triangle, some grimdark text and a squiddle.
  • Storyboard

==>HS Page 3643

John: Locate Tumor.HS Page 3656

  • Zooms in from a picture of the Battlefield to a shot of John floating near The Tumor.
  • Storyboard

John: Return to surface.HS Page 3663

  • Shows John rising up away from the Battlefield.
  • Storyboard

[S] All: Behold glory of Zillyhoo.HS Page 3676

  • A very silly Flash where John sings about the glory of Zillyhoo. It is also shown that Gamzee has a copy of the Warhammer, and Karkat weeps before its glory. Done entirely in a scribbly art style.
  • Storyboard
  • The song in this Flash is Warhammer of Zillyhoo, of course.

[S] Seer: Descend.HS Page 3692

[S] ==>HS Page 3693

  • John looks at the dead bodies of Dad and Mom. Rose, John, and Jack Noir look at each other. John raises his hammer and Rose her thorns as the music builds...
  • And John is stabbed.
  • He falls to the ground.
  • Rose becomes enraged, and blows up the castle.
  • Storyboard
  • The song in this Flash is At the Price of Oblivion.

Exit.HS Page 3711

  • Terezi exits a room in the meteor. This is the end of Disc One of Homestuck, but Disc Two is missing!
  • Storyboard
  • This Flash marks the end of the second year of Homestuck.

[S] Terezi: Proceed.HS Page 3714

  • The player tries to control Terezi, but since there is no disc, they can't. Terezi walks down the hallway and finds a note stuck in the floor with Nepeta's claws.
  • The transcript of the messages in this sequence is as follows:
    • "You cannot control Terezi! How can you possibly expect to play this game when you have lost the game disc? All you can do is watch what she decides to do."
    • "You find a note stuck to the floor with Nepeta's claw. It appears to be addressed to you, written on a page torn from the journal of Vriska's ancestor. Her taunts are becoming increasingly flagrant. It also appears to be written in purple blood. She wouldn't dare harm sweet, precious Gamzee, would she? The thought is almost more than you can bear. You are going to throw the book at her."
  • Storyboard

[S] Terezi: Read note.HS Page 3715

  • Terezi attempts to read the note, but falls through a trap door into the secret room.
  • In the room, Gamzee flash-steps around as Terezi lies in a pile of mutilated Scalemates.
  • Storyboard
  • The song in this Flash is Secret ROM.

[S] Terezi: Play records.HS Page 3722

  • Terezi plays some records she found in the secret room, including Eddie Morton's "I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew".
  • Storyboard

[S] Terezi: Play tiny record.HS Page 3727

  • Terezi puts Homestuck Disc 2 on the record player, not realizing that it is a compact disc and not a record. It therefore gets scratched.
  • Storyboard

Insert Disc 2.HS Page 3740

  • The scratched disc two is put in. The next page loads directly from this page, instead of being given a link.
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[S] Seer: Ascend.HS Page 3741

  • Terezi reads Vriska's (actually Gamzee's) note. She picks up the scalemates, Lil Cal, and Pyralspite. She does an 4CROB4T1C FUCK1NG P1ROU3TT3 while doing so. She then breaks down the secret room's door and begins ascending.
  • Flashback to the ancestors. Redglare attacks Mindfang's fleet. Pyralspite blinds Mindfang with his red eyes, and Mindfang's fleet is completely destroyed. Mindfang glares at Redglare, having lost her arm.
  • Terezi finishes ascending. Vriska is seen talking to John through Roses account, and looks at Terezi in her Redglare cosplay suit out of the corner of her eye.
  • Throughout the Flash, the images have defects caused by the disc's scratch.
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  • The song in this Flash is Terezi Owns.
  • Parts of this Flash are callbacks to a previous Flash, "[S] Dave: Ascend to the highest point of the building.", with Terezi recapitulating Dave's role.
Threep

Troll Guybrush Threepwood observes the destruction of the Gamblingants.

  • During the scene where Pyralspite destroys Mindfang's fleet, a lone troll drifts by in a tiny boat. While unidentified in the story, this troll bears an uncanny resemblance to Guybrush Threepwood of the Secret of Monkey Island games.
  • Interestingly, this flash does not have a volume control button in the upper left-hand corner like the others.

[S] Flip.HS Page 3757

  • This Flash is very glitchy due to the second disc being scratched. Parts of other Flashes and pages momentarily appear (even ones that had not been posted yet), and some of Vriska and Terezi's dialogue is cut off. Sometimes the loading percent at the beginning will be hidden by the glitches.
  • It is first presented as a walkaround, but when the user tries to interact, there is an objection and the flash plays by itself. This is because you cannot control Terezi.
  • Terezi walks through the meteor to find Vriska. On the way, she passes tubes containing the decapitated bodies (de-upper-torso'd in Eridan's case) of Eridan, Nepeta, Feferi, Equius and Tavros. Some of the trolls' corresponding "DEAD" screens are shown amongst the glitches as she walks past.
  • Terezi confronts Vriska, accusing her of murdering their friends. Vriska truthfully denies having committed multiple murders, but admits to killing Tavros. Terezi does a x3 facepalm combo with help from Lil Cal.
  • The glitches are noticeably exacerbated at the mention of information regarding Gamzee, censoring most of it out.
  • Terezi tells Vriska that she cannot go to fight Jack, because he will follow her pixie trail and find them on the meteor. She then offers a deal: she flips her coin. Heads, Vriska stays. Scratch, she goes. Vriska asks if she really wants to challenge the Thief of Light to a game of chance, since she has AAAAAAAALLLLLLLL the luck. But she agrees. Terezi flips the coin, but the result is not revealed because of glitches.
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  • The song in this Flash is BL1ND JUST1C3 : 1NV3ST1G4T1ON !!
  • Terezi's walksprite clearly shows her cosplay without sleeves and gloves, contrary to how it is shown in Hero Mode.

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  • We are informed that the disc is too damaged to continue playing Homestuck.
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QÛít„HS Page 3759

[S][o] Tick. Tock.HS Page 3848

[S][o] Tick. Tock. Tick...HS Page 3857

  • Doc Scratch's clock ticks between Heroic and Just with Vriska's Light symbol displayed. It seems to be about to land on Just, but then Spades Slick hits it with the crowbar.
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[o] Feel free to examine the clippings while I tidy.HS Page 3871

[o] Try to make sense of this mess yourself.HS Page 3892

[o] Oh, wonderful. Another interruption.HS Page 3933

[o] ==>HS Page 3940

  • Dave takes off from Derse in pursuit of Derse's moon and Rose.
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[S][o] ==>HS Page 3949

[o] ==>HS Page 3971

[o] ==>HS Page 3999

  • Another selection screen. Only one picture can be selected, and each is one of Terezi's COOLK1D pictures. It links to a continuation of the scene involving [o]HS Jade and Karkat.
  • Right-clicking and selecting "Play" can cause an image of HussieHS to appear, an artifact left in from when the following panel was not yet complete.
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[o] ==>HS Page 4015

[o] ==>HS Page 4016

  • A final selection screen. There's a picture which, when clicked on, is enlarged to show a COOLK1D picture modified to show Terezi SWOOOOONing over Dave, and links to scenes involving:
  • [o]HS Jade and Karkat (cont.);
  • [o]HS Dave and Gamzee; and
  • [o]HS Doc Scratch (cont.).
  • When the COOLK1D picture is selected, right-clicking and selecting play again can cause an image of GamzeeHS to appear, an artifact left in from when the following panels were not yet complete.
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[o] ==>HS Page 4050

  • Shows Doc Scratch's head as Alternia, with two sets of signs and two moons rotating around it with a fixed star background.
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[o] Insert disc 2.HS Page 4081

  • Shows a disk loading up. The next page loads directly from this page (showing a prompt after approximately twelve seconds, and redirecting after thirty), instead of being given a link.
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[S] Attempt rare and highly dangerous 5x SHOWDOWN COMBO.HS Page 4082

  • Karkat's symbol is shown with purple blood painted over the circles to make it resemble Gamzee's emoticon.
  • Gamzee confronts the other trolls, wielding the Warhammer of Zillyhoo.
  • Karkat, Gamzee, Kanaya, Terezi and Sollux are shown with their respective ancestors as backdrops, reflecting on the 3x Showdown Combo.
  • Kanaya attempts to auspistice for Gamzee and Karkat, but is papped out of the way.
  • Terezi shows kismesis feelings for Gamzee, but she is shooshed out of the way.
  • Sollux mistakes Lil Cal for Gamzee and seems to have both red and black feelings for him simultaneously.
  • The scene circles around all of the trolls before Gamzee and Karkat converge for what is apparently an epic clash.
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  • The music that plays for this scene is The
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