List of Homestuck^2: Bonus updates characters

Dubiously Canon

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This is list of new characters who have been introduced in the Homestuck^2: Bonus updates.

Catnapped

Flinty Glasswipe

Flinty Glasswipe

Flinty Glasswipe is an average bartender within Problem Sleuth^2.

Motter Ataxia

Main article: Motter Ataxia

MD

MD
“!”
Pesterlogs
(==>) (2 pp.)

MD is a representative of the new carapacian monarchist movement who attends the meeting between Jasprosesprite^2, Jane Crocker, and Swifer Eggmop.

The Influencers

Teacher

Teacher
“If I could fix everything myself, I would have already done so. But look at me; I'm far too liminal.”
Typing Style	Perfect grammar and syntax.
Pesterlogs
? ? ? (==>) (4 pp.) ? The Influencers, Part 2 (2 pp.)

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Principal

Principal
“I have to calm down the news ships and Crockercorp representatives first, so wait for me in my office. I’ll be right there after I clean up this P.R. nightmare and we can all work out the correct version of the story, do I make myself clear?”
Typing Style	Perfect grammar and syntax.
Pesterlogs
? (==>) (2 pp.)

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Ruthie

Ruthie
“heeey you all maybeee should hurry up?”
Typing Style	No capitalization or punctuation, triples all "e"s.
Pesterlogs
? ? ? (==>)

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