Mobster Kingpin's office is the base of operations for his many scandals. Inside, Mobster Kingpin has a desk that, like so many others, has become a fort instead. On the desk was the brass knuckles/megaton key and on a nearby table there was a dollhouse and a jacuzzi. While the office was unharmed during Mobster Kingpin's battle with the female characters, Fiesta Ace Dick accidentally wrecked the fort and awakened Mobster Kingpin. The battle raged out of Mobster Kingpin's office, which has never been seen again.