Scalemates
are stuffed dragon dolls most commonly associated with Terezi Pyrope, who enjoys mock-executing them as part of her law roleplay.
Pyralspite[]
Chief Deputy Pyralspite is an albinistic dragon with garnet-red eyes, modelled after Redglare's lusus of the same name, who served as Terezi's partner during her Flarp campaigns in which she emulated her ancestor.
Lemonsnout[]
Senator Lemonsnout is a corrupt scumbag who attempted to steal from the imperial beetle coffers. Though he tries to escape justice by assassinating the prosecution's key witness, his trial meets an abrupt end when he drops a bag of the embezzled beetles in front of the courtblock, at which point the prosecution requests a short recess so all law-abiding citizens might go outside and puke. A coin is flipped to determined whether he will receive mercy; though he wins, unfortunately for poor Lemonsnout the prosecution is BLIND, REMEMBER? He promptly joins the rest of the sorry dead hanging from beneath Terezi's hive.
His son was later found hiding in the trolls' ectobiology lab, with a scent of deceit and lies as dense as his father's.[citation needed]
The witness[]
In the original timeline, Lemonsnout's murder of the prosecution's key witness earns back the senator some respect from the bloodthirsty courtblock. One of Terezi's instructions to John Egbert as he retconned the story of Homestuck, however, was to “R3SCU3 TH3 W1TN3SS B3FOR3 H3 1S MURD3R3D!” Having been saved from their untimely death, the witness is then able to assist Terezi in her investigation of Tavros Nitram's death.
Forensic scientists[]
Professor Pucefoot (left), Inspector Berrybreath (centre), and Doctor Honeytongue (right) did what they could to assist in uncovering Tavros' murderer, with Pucefoot making the chalk outline and Berrybreath dusting for prints with his ample plush rump. Honeytongue suggests a full autopsy after inconclusive analysis, but is subsequently boofed from the crime scene for suggesting ruining Tavros' chances at resurrection.
Others[]
Duke Pinesnort once had a “lovely green complexion” which turned blue[image?] as his treacheries “tightened [his] noose a little more.” His punishment, in addition to the execution of his whole family, is to be stuffed into a “suffocophagus” in a manner suited more to a beggar than one of his noble stature.[1]
In Paradox Space (Dubiously Canon)[]
Indemnity Double Reacharound[]
An elaborate film noir-style scalemate roleplay, starring Berrybreath as a detective for hire, introduces Liaison Pumpkinsnuffle
as a minion of the deceitful senator Lemonsnout.
The Mortician[]
Officer Cinnamonwhiff was accused and, immediately subsequent, executed on charges of “3MB3ZZL3M3NT, BR1B3RY, CONSP1R4CY TO BR1B3, GR4ND TH3FT BR1B3RY...”
Merchandise[]
References[]
- ↑ Kanaya: Return to the core.
“Why Duke Pinesnort, it seems your lovely green complexion has turned to blue as each past treachery has tightened your noose a little more. / Worry not. It will all be over soon as you are stuffed in your suffocophagus and given a funeral fit not for a nobleman but a lowly beggar. Let that be a lesson to your family, who was also executed in the name of justice.”