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Candy, Epilogue Eight is the eighth epilogue in the Candy narrative of The Homestuck Epilogues. It consists of chapters 39 to 40 of the Candy route.

Synopsis Edit

  • Jade and Dave, halfway across the continent on a Karkat-given mission, find more shitty liberties. Dave wanders off on his own and discovers the ruins of the Oval Office, where a transportalizer takes him to a conscious hologram of Barack Obama. Obama talks about a lot of things which are simply amazing. Dave becomes Davebot and channels the powers of his Ultimate Self.
  • Alt!Calliope tells Aradia about the divine nature of this world, safely cordoned off within the black hole. She tells her about the Prince, illustrating his destructive potential through a metaphor about metatext. She declares her intention to consume Lord English's body and absorb his essence, gaining the power to defeat the Prince.
The Homestuck Epilogues
Epilogues Prologue Epilogues
Meat Meat Candy Candy
Meat, Epilogue One Meat Candy, Epilogue One Candy
Meat, Epilogue Two Meat Candy, Epilogue Two Candy
Meat, Epilogue Three Meat Candy, Epilogue Three Candy
Meat, Epilogue Four Meat Candy, Epilogue Four Candy
Meat, Epilogue Five Meat Candy, Epilogue Five Candy
Meat, Epilogue Six Meat Candy, Epilogue Six Candy
Meat, Epilogue Seven Meat Candy, Epilogue Seven Candy
Meat, Epilogue Eight Meat Candy, Epilogue Eight Candy
Meat, Postscript Meat Candy, Postscript Candy
Homestuck Characters John EgbertRose LalondeDave StriderJade HarleyJane CrockerRoxy LalondeDirk StriderJake EnglishAradia MegidoTavros NitramSollux CaptorKarkat VantasKanaya MaryamTerezi PyropeVriska SerketGamzee MakaraEridan AmporaFeferi PeixesAranea SerketMeenah PeixesDavepetasprite^2CalliopeAlt CalliopeCalibornLord English
Original Characters Harry Anderson EgbertVriska Maryam-LalondeTavros Crocker Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde HarleySwifer EggmopCliper BordenBarack Obama
Concepts CanonUltimate SelfTrollCherubEarth C
Related works HomestuckHiveswapHiveswap Friendship SimulatorPesterquest
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