John eats candy and decides to stay on Earth C. Calliope tells him, if he wants this world to turn over a new leaf, he needs to save Gamzee.
John returns to Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 5 and lets Gamzee out of the fridge. Back in the present, Gamzee begins his apologetic “redemption arc.” Roxy and Calliope love it, but John’s disgust leads him to message Terezi.
Dirk, noticing something strange happening to the canon, has an existential crisis. He calls Jane and tells her to cancel her presidential campaign.