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Candy, Epilogue Seven is the seventh epilogue in the Candy narrative of The Homestuck Epilogues. It consists of chapters 29 to 38 of the Candy route.

Synopsis Edit

  • Alt!Calliope announces the arrival of Lord English.
  • On Jane’s flying battleship, Jake informs her that her Dad has irreparably died from defending the president in a failed assassination attempt. Jane declares war on the trolls and kicks Gamzee off her ship after he points out her xenophobia.
  • John fills (Vriska) in on some Earth C events. Gamzee greets her, and suggests she needs moral redemption. Gamzee touches (Vriska)'s shoulders in the process, which makes (Vriska) furious.
  • (Vriska) beats the ever-loving shit out of Gamzee, only to find he loves it. They have a passionate hate-make-out in a bush. John, perturbed, gladly accepts the presence of Rose as a distraction.
  • Rose and her daughter Vriska greet John. Rose thanks him for choosing candy, sincerely, and says goodbye to him for probably the final time. John finds peace with that.
  • Vriska chats with Harry Anderson on the phone before discovering (Vriska) and Gamzee in their bush.
  • (Vriska) cannot believe what she just did, and Gamzee makes it worse by talking, so she murders him. Vriska witnessed it all and meets (Vriska).
  • John returns home to find Jake has run away with Tavros. Jake has a good honest talk with John about being good or bad people, and he has a joyful Hope outburst. John lets Jake and Tavros move in, and Jake motivates John to make amends with Roxy.
  • (Vriska) learns, from Vriska, about legacies as taught in Earth C history books. (Vriska) realizes that John actually is important and misses Terezi. Vriska reveals the she has stolen John’s phone, so (Vriska) sends Terezi a message.
  • John and Roxy make amends, ripping off some long-time emotional band-aids about choices, identity, and blame. Harry Anderson is happy to see his father again.


The Homestuck Epilogues
Epilogues Prologue Epilogues
Meat Meat Candy Candy
Meat, Epilogue One Meat Candy, Epilogue One Candy
Meat, Epilogue Two Meat Candy, Epilogue Two Candy
Meat, Epilogue Three Meat Candy, Epilogue Three Candy
Meat, Epilogue Four Meat Candy, Epilogue Four Candy
Meat, Epilogue Five Meat Candy, Epilogue Five Candy
Meat, Epilogue Six Meat Candy, Epilogue Six Candy
Meat, Epilogue Seven Meat Candy, Epilogue Seven Candy
Meat, Epilogue Eight Meat Candy, Epilogue Eight Candy
Meat, Postscript Meat Candy, Postscript Candy
Homestuck Characters John EgbertRose LalondeDave StriderJade HarleyJane CrockerRoxy LalondeDirk StriderJake EnglishAradia MegidoTavros NitramSollux CaptorKarkat VantasKanaya MaryamTerezi PyropeVriska SerketGamzee MakaraEridan AmporaFeferi PeixesAranea SerketMeenah PeixesDavepetasprite^2CalliopeAlt CalliopeCalibornLord English
Original Characters Harry Anderson EgbertVriska Maryam-LalondeTavros Crocker Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde HarleySwifer EggmopCliper BordenBarack Obama
Concepts CanonUltimate SelfTrollCherubEarth C
Related works HomestuckHiveswapHiveswap Friendship SimulatorPesterquest
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