Candy, Epilogue Two is the second epilogue in the Candy narrative of The Homestuck Epilogues. It consists of chapters 4 to 13 of the Candy route.

Synopsis Edit

  • Rose awakens in a hospital bed, Kanaya by her side. Rose feels better than she has in years. The two bond strongly again.
  • Jade, Dave, and Karkat riff over John’s increased socializing, hypocrisy, flirting, and Jane’s abandoned presidential campaign.
  • Jane visits Jake. The two bond over politics and a distant Dirk. They get drunk together, and Jake dodges a come-on.
  • John spends time with Roxy, Calliope, and Gamzee in a Carapacian city. Roxy invites John to a cafe for a sort-of date, whereupon Gamzee intrudes and offers to be John’s wingman.
  • In the troll brooding caverns, Rose and Kanaya discuss politics and troll reproduction. Swifer joins them to watch the miracle of a grub’s birth: the second coming of Vriska.
  • Jade coerces Dave and Karkat to go outside and have a date, which fails miserably.
  • On a proper date with Roxy, John seeks counsel from Terezi. Roxy tries to broach the topic of gender. Dave arrives in a Jade-induced panic, seeking counsel from John.
  • Dave talks to John about social philosophy and gayness. John fears he did not help with Dave’s problems.
  • Jake awakens from an alcoholic Trickster haze to find he has been having sex with Jane. Jake finds he would prefer profound abnegation over breaking Jane’s heart.
  • Dave now seeks counsel from Dirk at his workshop, but instead he finds a useless Gamzee, a female bot-in-progress, and an ominous note.

The Homestuck Epilogues
Epilogues Prologue Epilogues
Meat Meat Candy Candy
Meat, Epilogue One Meat Candy, Epilogue One Candy
Meat, Epilogue Two Meat Candy, Epilogue Two Candy
Meat, Epilogue Three Meat Candy, Epilogue Three Candy
Meat, Epilogue Four Meat Candy, Epilogue Four Candy
Meat, Epilogue Five Meat Candy, Epilogue Five Candy
Meat, Epilogue Six Meat Candy, Epilogue Six Candy
Meat, Epilogue Seven Meat Candy, Epilogue Seven Candy
Meat, Epilogue Eight Meat Candy, Epilogue Eight Candy
Meat, Postscript Meat Candy, Postscript Candy
Homestuck Characters John EgbertRose LalondeDave StriderJade HarleyJane CrockerRoxy LalondeDirk StriderJake EnglishAradia MegidoTavros NitramSollux CaptorKarkat VantasKanaya MaryamTerezi PyropeVriska SerketGamzee MakaraEridan AmporaFeferi PeixesAranea SerketMeenah PeixesDavepetasprite^2CalliopeAlt CalliopeCalibornLord English
Original Characters Harry Anderson EgbertVriska Maryam-LalondeTavros Crocker Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde HarleySwifer EggmopCliper BordenBarack Obama
Concepts CanonUltimate SelfTrollCherubEarth C
Related works HomestuckHiveswapHiveswap Friendship SimulatorPesterquest
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