Meat, Epilogue Five is the fifth epilogue in the Meat narrative of The Homestuck Epilogues. It consists of chapters 28 to 32 of the Meat route.

Synopsis Edit

  • John and Terezi are happy to see each other. John thinks Terezi is cute. They find Dad’s car in his wallet and station themselves within. John drives through the abyss.
  • Jane grows dependent on Trickster Mode. Dirk tries to give her a pep talk, while discreetly working on a backup plan of his own involving a red rifle.
  • On a hike to Jake’s mansion, Dave and Karkat pitch their presidential plans, winning Jake’s favour.
  • John and Terezi have a Real Conversation. John tells her of the Game Over timeline. Terezi tells him she Remem8ers. She patches up his wound, and the two have a Moment.
  • Roxy calls Dave, worried about the tranced Jade. Dave worries about Jake’s political speech. Roxy asks Dave about Coming Out. Dirk flips out over all this gender talk in his story and makes his move. He shoots Jade with a tranquilizer, neutralizing Alt!Calliope’s influence.
The Homestuck Epilogues
Epilogues Prologue Epilogues
Meat Meat Candy Candy
Meat, Epilogue One Meat Candy, Epilogue One Candy
Meat, Epilogue Two Meat Candy, Epilogue Two Candy
Meat, Epilogue Three Meat Candy, Epilogue Three Candy
Meat, Epilogue Four Meat Candy, Epilogue Four Candy
Meat, Epilogue Five Meat Candy, Epilogue Five Candy
Meat, Epilogue Six Meat Candy, Epilogue Six Candy
Meat, Epilogue Seven Meat Candy, Epilogue Seven Candy
Meat, Epilogue Eight Meat Candy, Epilogue Eight Candy
Meat, Postscript Meat Candy, Postscript Candy
Homestuck Characters John EgbertRose LalondeDave StriderJade HarleyJane CrockerRoxy LalondeDirk StriderJake EnglishAradia MegidoTavros NitramSollux CaptorKarkat VantasKanaya MaryamTerezi PyropeVriska SerketGamzee MakaraEridan AmporaFeferi PeixesAranea SerketMeenah PeixesDavepetasprite^2CalliopeAlt CalliopeCalibornLord English
Original Characters Harry Anderson EgbertVriska Maryam-LalondeTavros Crocker Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde HarleySwifer EggmopCliper BordenBarack Obama
Concepts CanonUltimate SelfTrollCherubEarth C
Related works HomestuckHiveswapHiveswap Friendship SimulatorPesterquest
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