Meat, Epilogue Four is the fourth epilogue in the Meat narrative of The Homestuck Epilogues. It consists of chapters 18 to 27 of the Meat route.

Synopsis Edit

  • John, drifting in the abyss, finds his Dad’s wallet.
  • Jade pitches the Karkat question to Roxy and Calliope. She learns of the two’s nonbinary identities, as does Dirk. They talk about gender. Jade collapses.
  • The other Jade plummets towards the black hole. Alt!Calliope makes her move.
  • Karkat and Dave watch the miracle of natural troll birth. Kanaya agrees with them about Jane. Kanaya finds out Rose is with Dirk.
  • John encounters Meenah in the abyss. She steals the Ring and leaves (see Candy 25).
  • Kanaya knows Dirk is up to something. She plans to come to him.
  • John sees Terezi in the abyss.
  • As Rose becomes an apparition of Light, she and Dirk discuss philosophy 101. Rose discovers the narrative layer, sees events depicted elsewhere– John in the abyss, the entire Candy timeline.
  • Dirk tries to stop other!Jade from falling through the black hole. Alt!Calliope wins the push-and-pull (see Candy 19).
  • Jade wakes up with Roxy and Calliope, only to become a vessel for Alt!Calliope, who gains the lead as new narrator. Dirk interjects about katanas, his voice fades.
The Homestuck Epilogues
Epilogues Prologue Epilogues
Meat Meat Candy Candy
Meat, Epilogue One Meat Candy, Epilogue One Candy
Meat, Epilogue Two Meat Candy, Epilogue Two Candy
Meat, Epilogue Three Meat Candy, Epilogue Three Candy
Meat, Epilogue Four Meat Candy, Epilogue Four Candy
Meat, Epilogue Five Meat Candy, Epilogue Five Candy
Meat, Epilogue Six Meat Candy, Epilogue Six Candy
Meat, Epilogue Seven Meat Candy, Epilogue Seven Candy
Meat, Epilogue Eight Meat Candy, Epilogue Eight Candy
Meat, Postscript Meat Candy, Postscript Candy
Homestuck Characters John EgbertRose LalondeDave StriderJade HarleyJane CrockerRoxy LalondeDirk StriderJake EnglishAradia MegidoTavros NitramSollux CaptorKarkat VantasKanaya MaryamTerezi PyropeVriska SerketGamzee MakaraEridan AmporaFeferi PeixesAranea SerketMeenah PeixesDavepetasprite^2CalliopeAlt CalliopeCalibornLord English
Original Characters Harry Anderson EgbertVriska Maryam-LalondeTavros Crocker Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde HarleySwifer EggmopCliper BordenBarack Obama
Concepts CanonUltimate SelfTrollCherubEarth C
Related works HomestuckHiveswapHiveswap Friendship SimulatorPesterquest
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