Meat, Epilogue Seven is the seventh epilogue in the Meat narrative of The Homestuck Epilogues. It consists of chapters 38 to 42 of the Meat route.

Synopsis Edit

  • Dave and Karkat grieve their presidential campaign. Dirk’s narration tries its best to nudge them towards finally kissing. Dave reacts badly to, as he recognizes it, his Bro’s shadow shaping his brain. Dave kisses Karkat– but of his own volition.
  • Dirk stops by Jake’s mansion and asks for a spaceship to get off the planet. Jake wants to come. Dirk brutally denies him.
  • Kanaya arrives at the hospital with Jade’s antidote. She and Roxy watch as Jade comes to, shouting the truest statement ever spoken: “DIRK STRIDER HAS TO BE STOPPED.”
  • Dirk gives one last soliloquy, talking about his villainy, solipsism, and his inevitable Just Death.
  • Jade tells Roxy and Kanaya about Dirk. Dirk lets go of his narrative hold. Kanaya connects the dots and flips the fuck out. Jade slips into another trance so Alt!Calliope can return. Kanaya goes fetal, sobbing. Alt!Calliope assures us that all is not lost.
The Homestuck Epilogues
Epilogues Prologue Epilogues
Meat Meat Candy Candy
Meat, Epilogue One Meat Candy, Epilogue One Candy
Meat, Epilogue Two Meat Candy, Epilogue Two Candy
Meat, Epilogue Three Meat Candy, Epilogue Three Candy
Meat, Epilogue Four Meat Candy, Epilogue Four Candy
Meat, Epilogue Five Meat Candy, Epilogue Five Candy
Meat, Epilogue Six Meat Candy, Epilogue Six Candy
Meat, Epilogue Seven Meat Candy, Epilogue Seven Candy
Meat, Epilogue Eight Meat Candy, Epilogue Eight Candy
Meat, Postscript Meat Candy, Postscript Candy
Homestuck Characters John EgbertRose LalondeDave StriderJade HarleyJane CrockerRoxy LalondeDirk StriderJake EnglishAradia MegidoTavros NitramSollux CaptorKarkat VantasKanaya MaryamTerezi PyropeVriska SerketGamzee MakaraEridan AmporaFeferi PeixesAranea SerketMeenah PeixesDavepetasprite^2CalliopeAlt CalliopeCalibornLord English
Original Characters Harry Anderson EgbertVriska Maryam-LalondeTavros Crocker Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde HarleySwifer EggmopCliper BordenBarack Obama
Concepts CanonUltimate SelfTrollCherubEarth C
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