Meat, Epilogue Six is the sixth epilogue in the Meat narrative of The Homestuck Epilogues. It consists of chapters 33 to 37 of the Meat route.
Synopsis[]
John and Terezi have a post-coital talk on the hood of the car. She gives up on finding Vriska. John zaps her home.
Jake gives his political speech. The narrator nudges his thoughts towards Dirk, tipping the scales and giving him a bad case of stage fright and worry.
John and Terezi arrive on Earth C. John doesn’t make it much further. He gives dying words about dying words. Dirk nudges Terezi to captchalogue John’s corpse.
Jane sweeps the election. Terezi meets Roxy in the hospital with comatose Jade. The two catch up. After Roxy leaves, Terezi is fed up with Dirk’s narration, and he offers a place for her in his radical escape from Earth C. Her and John.
Making a brief visit to his daughter's apartment, Dirk half-assedly packs Rose’s things. Kanaya is on her way, and fucking pissed, but Dirk’s narration nudges her in a different direction. She calls Rose and says everything is okay. Dirk allows Kanaya to have an antidote for Jade.
. She gives up on finding Vriska. John zaps her home.
