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Meat, Epilogue Three is the third epilogue in the Meat narrative of The Homestuck Epilogues. It consists of chapters 14 to 17 of the Meat route.

Synopsis Edit

  • Jane tries to seduce Jake. It doesn’t go well. He leaves. Jane calls Dirk, who can’t talk, as Rose is in his workshop.
  • The Lord English battle. Rose and Jade die. Meenah and Davepeta join the fight. John is mortally wounded. Dave dies. Davepeta drags Lord English through the black hole (see Meat postscript).
  • In Dirk’s workshop, he and Rose discuss philosophy, predictions, the curse of knowledge. Rose loses herself more. Dirk gains control of the narrative.
  • Dirk narrates directly to the reader, on “I” and on “You-ness.” Dirk starts getting the plot down to fucking business.
The Homestuck Epilogues
Epilogues Prologue Epilogues
Meat Meat Candy Candy
Meat, Epilogue One Meat Candy, Epilogue One Candy
Meat, Epilogue Two Meat Candy, Epilogue Two Candy
Meat, Epilogue Three Meat Candy, Epilogue Three Candy
Meat, Epilogue Four Meat Candy, Epilogue Four Candy
Meat, Epilogue Five Meat Candy, Epilogue Five Candy
Meat, Epilogue Six Meat Candy, Epilogue Six Candy
Meat, Epilogue Seven Meat Candy, Epilogue Seven Candy
Meat, Epilogue Eight Meat Candy, Epilogue Eight Candy
Meat, Postscript Meat Candy, Postscript Candy
Homestuck Characters John EgbertRose LalondeDave StriderJade HarleyJane CrockerRoxy LalondeDirk StriderJake EnglishAradia MegidoTavros NitramSollux CaptorKarkat VantasKanaya MaryamTerezi PyropeVriska SerketGamzee MakaraEridan AmporaFeferi PeixesAranea SerketMeenah PeixesDavepetasprite^2CalliopeAlt CalliopeCalibornLord English
Original Characters Harry Anderson EgbertVriska Maryam-LalondeTavros Crocker Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde HarleySwifer EggmopCliper BordenBarack Obama
Concepts CanonUltimate SelfTrollCherubEarth C
Related works HomestuckHiveswapHiveswap Friendship SimulatorPesterquest
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