Meat, Epilogue Two is the second epilogue in the Meat narrative of The Homestuck Epilogues. It consists of chapters 9 to 13 of the Meat route.

Synopsis Edit

  • During the Masterpiece, Caliborn deploys the juju. It absorbs John, Rose, Dave, and Jade.
  • Jane reacts to Karkat’s presidential candidacy. She figures out she needs Jake's assistance, and arranges a meeting with him.
  • The kids in the juju try to communicate with each other, although they can barely hear each other. John figures out that he's depressed.
  • Dave, Karkat, and Jade discuss their campaign plans. Jade additionally proposes a sexual relationship with the both of them, and draws a shipping grid. The two boys react with shock and hesitation, and she leaves while they process her proposal.
  • At the end of time, Vriska deploys the juju but is unable to see what happens. She gets sucked into the black hole. John, Rose, Dave, and Jade get released.

The Homestuck Epilogues
Epilogues Prologue Epilogues
Meat Meat Candy Candy
Meat, Epilogue One Meat Candy, Epilogue One Candy
Meat, Epilogue Two Meat Candy, Epilogue Two Candy
Meat, Epilogue Three Meat Candy, Epilogue Three Candy
Meat, Epilogue Four Meat Candy, Epilogue Four Candy
Meat, Epilogue Five Meat Candy, Epilogue Five Candy
Meat, Epilogue Six Meat Candy, Epilogue Six Candy
Meat, Epilogue Seven Meat Candy, Epilogue Seven Candy
Meat, Epilogue Eight Meat Candy, Epilogue Eight Candy
Meat, Postscript Meat Candy, Postscript Candy
Homestuck Characters John EgbertRose LalondeDave StriderJade HarleyJane CrockerRoxy LalondeDirk StriderJake EnglishAradia MegidoTavros NitramSollux CaptorKarkat VantasKanaya MaryamTerezi PyropeVriska SerketGamzee MakaraEridan AmporaFeferi PeixesAranea SerketMeenah PeixesDavepetasprite^2CalliopeAlt CalliopeCalibornLord English
Original Characters Harry Anderson EgbertVriska Maryam-LalondeTavros Crocker Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde HarleySwifer EggmopCliper BordenBarack Obama
Concepts CanonUltimate SelfTrollCherubEarth C
Related works HomestuckHiveswapHiveswap Friendship SimulatorPesterquest
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