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Tree stumps are objects that appear throughout the MS Paint Adventures cosmos, almost always surrounded by a powerful cosmic magnetism towards suicideJB icon. Underneath at least some of these "Suicide Stumps" are guns placed there in case you need to off yourself at some pointJB icon; "the original founders of the Suicide Stump wanted to make sure that any depressed person who chanced upon it could access that gun as easily as possible."[1]

In Jailbreak[]

Suicide stump

You come to the heartwrenching conclusion that the only true prison... is loneliness.JB icon

The stump's history with suicide begins with the escape of Jailbreak's two prisoners. After breaking freeJB icon of the prison using a hugeified pumpkin, the first two prisoners come to rest at the edge of a forest just outside the city. The first guy, already injured with a harpoon through the torso, fires the harpoon lineJB icon at a nearby stump, allowing them both to zipline across to it; when the first prisoner succumbs to his injuries, though, the other prisoner sees no reason to go on running, and ends his own lifeJB icon in front of the stump using a gun presumably taken from beneath the stump.

An elfs' bungalowJB icon is near to the stump, or was built there at some point after the first two prisoners' deaths; when a third prisoner finds himself there with the help of an elf's magic wishJB icon, he also encounters the stump. When he tries to use the gun kept in a compartment underneathJB icon, however, he finds that there are no bullets left, and is unable to shoot himself.

In Bard Quest & Problem Sleuth[]

Problem Sleuth comes with the revelationPS icon that Jailbreak's prison was located in the imaginary universe's Imaginary City Streets all along, with Jailbreak's events taking place underneath Team Sleuth's airborne conflict with Demonhead Mobster Kingpin.

A seemingly identical stump, however, also exists in Death's Game of Life, just outsidePS icon a swamp where a bard is also undergoing a journey. This stump's assigned gun is well-stocked, and Ace Dick is able to successfully end his own Game of LifePS icon in front of the stump. The sole consequence of this is that he returns to real lifePS icon and is actually able to contribute to his compatriots' plight.

In one alternate timeline, the MSPA reader reacted to DMK's sudden massive increase in healthPS icon by reaching to kill themself at the stump.[image?] How this timeline actually played out, and which specific stump this was, are unknown, though Andrew Hussie's commentary in the Homestuck books indicates that he believes the MSPA reader is one and the same guy "who, upon breaking out of jail, at some point became fixated on the idea of suicide in the proximity of this tree stump with a harpoon stuck in it."[2]

In Homestuck[]

As part of Homestuck's tradition of New Year's ball drops, the transition from 2010 to 2011 saw the laboratory at the top of Jade Harley's formerly-Pacific island home on the Land of Frost and Frogs fall from its tower and mirror the first two Jailbreakers' escape by snowballing down a nearby hill and coming to rest near a lone tree stumpHS.[image?] Thankfully, the parallels end here, as even though the stump's appearance serves to mark the "emotional bummer" at that point in the story,[3] and despite Jadesprite's miserable state of mind at the time, neither she nor the living Jade committed suicide.

LOSAD

It keeps happening.HS

The MSPA reader also makes a return appearance in Homestuck, contemplating suicide once more thanks to the author's unforgivable self-indulgenceHS. This stump is seemingly located on, or has been transported to, the "stark and lonely"[4] Land of Stumps and Dismay (LOSAD), whose very name emanates misery in every conceivable way. The reader once more reaches for the gunHS when John Egbert's retcon shenanigans never stop from keep happening constantly, and makes one final suicide threat during a mental breakdownHS[image?] brought on by the discovery of Lil Cal's true timeline.

On Snapchat (Dubiously Canon)[]

MSPA Snapchat 40

the Felt chopping down the Land of Frost and Frogs' forests.

Though an explanation for a single stump on the Land of Frost and Frogs is never given, with Hussie dismissively commenting that it must have been "an iguana out here with a saw [...] Harvesting lumber for...what?",[5] the time travelling Felt's endeavor to build a second wooden manor on the planet may offer a possibly insight.

In Hiveswap Friendship Simulator (Dubiously Canon)[]

In Hiveswap Friendship Simulator: Volume 2, the player finds the stump on Alternia, just outside of Cirava Hermod's hive, and considers using its facilities after they become the subject of a scathing callout post from Cirava.[citation needed]

References[]

  1. Andrew Hussie. "He didn't really dig up the stump so much as he just kinda flipped it open, swinging it on what is clearly a hinge affixed to one of its roots. The original founders of the Suicide Stump wanted to make sure that any depressed person who chanced upon it could access that gun as easily as possible." Problem Sleuth Volume 5: Sepulchritude, p. 56. October 12, 2013.
  2. Andrew Hussie. "Then we pull back a little more, and the reader gets in on the act. This is a rather plain-looking character in the story who represents you, in front of your computer, with a gun (except now you're in front of a book, with a gun). We first met him in Problem Sleuth, when the final boss revealed he had a million more health meters. But he originated in Jailbreak, the first MSPA comic, as a guy who, upon breaking out of jail, at some point became fixated on the idea of suicide in the proximity of this tree stump with a harpoon stuck in it. Don't go looking for Jailbreak, or read it, ever. It is the most cursed tale I have ever written in my life. We shouldn't even be talking about it. Nevertheless, I think this character makes for a great avatar for the reader in general. A long-suffering, walleyed individual who conveys a certain air of helplessness over the material he views, his struggle to understand it, and his complete impotence when it comes to halting his addiction to this content. Suicide is never far from his mind, and hardly a thing takes place on this website which does not in some way cause him to meditate upon the notion of ending it all. This being is your guiding spirit, and to deny this is to spew lies. He apparently hails from a stark and lonely planet called LOSAD." Homestuck: Book 4: Act 5 Act 1. February 12, 2019.
  3. Andrew Hussie. "Here's yet another reference to the first MSPA story, Jailbreak. Not a very obvious one this time. At the end of the main story path, a huge pumpkin rolled off the top of a building and settled near a stump. This is in reference to the famous "suicide stump of dismay," which makes an appearance sometimes, usually in association with the "MSPA Reader" character. You become overpowered by thoughts of sadness and depression around this stump, and can't help but consider ending it all, using the gun conveniently buried underneath the stump. It's unclear whether this one has a gun under it... Guess we'll never know. I thought it would be fitting to drop a stump of dismay here, considering it's turned into quite the emotional bummer here in this spherical lab, now that Jadesprite is here. Don't worry though, nobody here is going to commit suicide. Although it bears mentioning that sprites actually can effectively commit suicide if they become too emotionally overloaded. They just fucking explode (see: Tavrisprite and Fefetasprite). A side note about this stump: all the meta surrounding it aside, probably the most mysterious thing about it is why a tree was cut down like that in the first place on LOFAF. Was there an iguana out here with a saw? What was it doing? Harvesting lumber for...what? It's driving me crazy thinking about it." Homestuck: Book 6: Act 5 Act 2 Part 2, p. 70. March 10, 2020.
  4. Andrew Hussie. "Then we pull back a little more, and the reader gets in on the act. This is a rather plain-looking character in the story who represents you, in front of your computer, with a gun (except now you're in front of a book, with a gun). We first met him in Problem Sleuth, when the final boss revealed he had a million more health meters. But he originated in Jailbreak, the first MSPA comic, as a guy who, upon breaking out of jail, at some point became fixated on the idea of suicide in the proximity of this tree stump with a harpoon stuck in it. Don't go looking for Jailbreak, or read it, ever. It is the most cursed tale I have ever written in my life. We shouldn't even be talking about it. Nevertheless, I think this character makes for a great avatar for the reader in general. A long-suffering, walleyed individual who conveys a certain air of helplessness over the material he views, his struggle to understand it, and his complete impotence when it comes to halting his addiction to this content. Suicide is never far from his mind, and hardly a thing takes place on this website which does not in some way cause him to meditate upon the notion of ending it all. This being is your guiding spirit, and to deny this is to spew lies. He apparently hails from a stark and lonely planet called LOSAD." Homestuck: Book 4: Act 5 Act 1. February 12, 2019.
  5. Andrew Hussie. "Here's yet another reference to the first MSPA story, Jailbreak. Not a very obvious one this time. At the end of the main story path, a huge pumpkin rolled off the top of a building and settled near a stump. This is in reference to the famous "suicide stump of dismay," which makes an appearance sometimes, usually in association with the "MSPA Reader" character. You become overpowered by thoughts of sadness and depression around this stump, and can't help but consider ending it all, using the gun conveniently buried underneath the stump. It's unclear whether this one has a gun under it... Guess we'll never know. I thought it would be fitting to drop a stump of dismay here, considering it's turned into quite the emotional bummer here in this spherical lab, now that Jadesprite is here. Don't worry though, nobody here is going to commit suicide. Although it bears mentioning that sprites actually can effectively commit suicide if they become too emotionally overloaded. They just fucking explode (see: Tavrisprite and Fefetasprite). A side note about this stump: all the meta surrounding it aside, probably the most mysterious thing about it is why a tree was cut down like that in the first place on LOFAF. Was there an iguana out here with a saw? What was it doing? Harvesting lumber for...what? It's driving me crazy thinking about it." Homestuck: Book 6: Act 5 Act 2 Part 2, p. 70. March 10, 2020.
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