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Umbrellakind is a Strife Specibus used by John Egbert after he finds a spare Strife Card behind the safe in his Dad's study. He uses it to wield the Barber's Best Friend. However, he is only seen using the weapon and specibus once.


Location Found John's house, Rose's house, Tirona's hive

Plain umbrellas that serve their purpose; thinking you'd need a strife deck to not get wet would be moronic. Tirona Kasund hands one to the MSPA Reader on one of her route's bad endings, being expected that umbrella can withstand Alternia's acidic rains.

Barber's Best Friend[]

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Formula Umbrella && Straight Razor
Cost 2 shale, 8 mercury

Barber's Best FriendHS.svg is an umbrella without a canopy and with several long razor blades in place of the ribs. It is presumably opened and closed via some mechanism on the crook handle (seeing how that was the way John opened and closed it). John Egbert created the Barber's Best Friend by combining Dad's Straight Razor with the umbrella that was formerly in the study. It would appear that the Barber's Best Friend would be a perfectly serviceable weapon of combat, with its long reach and multiple blades (supposedly) capable of dealing tremendous damage, possibly even multiplying damage per blade. Unfortunately, the weapon has not been utilized by John since he created it, despite a copy of the umbrellakind specibus being available in the study.

Bronzed Vacuumbrella[]

Formula Umbrella && Bronzed vacuum
Cost 150 build grist, 70 shale, 40 iodine

The Bronzed Vacuumbrella is an ultimately useless alchemization Rose Lalonde created during her alchemy binge. Rose claimed its creation was merely a warm-up before she made something useful, though.

Bull Penis Umbrella[]

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The Bull Penis Umbrella is an umbrella owned by both timelines' Courtyard Drolls, notably made from a Bull Penis Cane. It is resistant enough to let CD glide with itHS.svg from considerable heights.