沉醉（Sgrub前）： 使用正常文法、結尾標點符號和交替切換大小寫。經常使用「操他媽的」和其他變體。
沉醉（Sgrub進行中及結束後）： 不再使用結尾標點符號。使用了新規則來切換大小寫。標點符號和空格現在也被當作是「字母」，所以 iT'S GoInG To lOoK A LiTtLe sOmEtHiNg lIkE ThIs.
清醒： Changes from all caps. TO NO MOTHERFUCKING CAPS BETWEEN LINES. Swears more than usual while on his uppercase lines. He kept this style after having the rage papped out of him, but is calmer overall.
清醒（隕石）： Alternating caps retain same pattern. Adds spaces in compound words at random, such as mother fucking.
Mind Control (Aranea): Aranea forbade Gamzee from speaking ever again while mind-controlling him; after this, he communicates solely with a :o) emoticon and his signature honks.
Released from mind control: Briefly reverts to pre-Sgrub quirk. Unknown if this will stick given the massive HONK that followed, however.
